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Apocalipstic 11-20-2009 01:18 PM

I am thrilled to be at work.

I hope no one brings me chocolate.

and

I wish it were Monday.

suebee 11-20-2009 02:11 PM

I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

MizzSabra 11-20-2009 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Words (Post 9211)
MizzSabra makes the most awful brownies ever.

Horrible, horrible things.

Really.

They were just *awful* weren't they? Good thing we ate ALL of them so no one would get sick!

:rubberducky:

Gemme 11-20-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 9242)
I was able to check off every single item on my to-do list today!

Everyone loves a braggart. :flashy:

Surayna 11-20-2009 08:19 PM

I am perfectly healthy and feeling wonderful!

*sniffcoughsniff*

MrSunshine 11-20-2009 08:22 PM

I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

atomiczombie 11-20-2009 08:43 PM

I am not lonely at all. I love being single. I never miss having a hand to hold, lips to kiss and arms open to me. I don't wish I could find a date at all. I especially would hate having a pretty femme who lives within 2 hours of me to date.

SuperFemme 11-20-2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 9365)
I juuuuuuust LOVE having a gerbil sized bladder

Inner Habitrails rock.

MrSunshine 11-20-2009 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 9395)
Inner Habitrails rock.


Oh I couldn't agree more. It makes me as happy as shitting in a :sock:

SuperFemme 11-20-2009 09:47 PM

I always shit in my socks.
Never EVER in my cowboy boots the first day of kindergarten. :4femme:

Jess 11-21-2009 08:13 AM

I love being waken by my mothers screech.
She does not have a voice that could bend nails.
I really missed that part of my life since I was 16.
I look so forward to starting todays chores! Whee!
I never ever abuse coffee!
:seconddoh:

shadows papa 11-21-2009 09:26 AM

I love being stuck at my desk doing homework
I don't notice it's drearily beautiful weather outside
I AM NOT staring at my mountain bike.....:cheesy:

Gemme 11-21-2009 03:58 PM

I am ecstatic about the slowness of my computer today.

NotAnAverageGuy 11-21-2009 04:07 PM

I so enjoy slow things like computers and browsers

hottprof 11-21-2009 06:44 PM

I love having the zombie plague.
It is my favorite sickness.
I love that I can not breathe and that I have no voice.
It so easy to sing in the car now...that I sound like barry white

Smiles :frog:

NJFemmie 11-22-2009 06:43 AM

I certainly don't think shitting in a sock is weird.

I don't think Linus went overboard with some of these smileys.

I am delighted it's Sunday, because my favorite day of the week is tomorrow.

I am not wishing everyone a good morning.

Blaze 11-22-2009 11:27 AM

I really like ironing my scrubs for the week.
I can't stand having my coffee first thing in the morning.
I am not looking forward to Football games today.
I think that my dogs really understands me.
I hate my ferrets with a passion!!!

Andrew, Jr. 11-22-2009 12:30 PM

*I hate my furkids
*I hate that it is Sunday meaning sports on TV all day long
*Coffee first thing in the morning sucks
*I hate this site
*I hate everyone on this site
*Linus needs to be more creative with the smilies. We need more of a selection. What we have now...ump
*Monday is my most favorite day of the week

NJFemmie 11-23-2009 09:10 AM

Here we are again ... on my most favorite day of the week!

Yay for me!

I do hate however, knowing that I will only have a three day work week this week and have four horrible days off.

Oh, and a new butt crack did not emerge in my office this morning! Now I have two wonderfully pleasant views to look forward to on a random basis.

*Sigh* How wonderful it is to be me all the time.


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