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You may laugh!
One of my favorites, that makes me cringe every time I use it (it's the first one). And I'm not even sure I can pull it off phonetically here, but I'll give 'er a go:
heyuh (as in *here*- to be used when calling someone or an animal *to* you.) The southerners will be the ones to get this first! finer 'n frogs hair (answer when someone asks how you are doing) fair ta middlin' (answer when someone asks how you are doing) sowing yer randy oats (being cheeky or sassy in a sort of flirtatious way) |
Don't be such a fuddy duddy!
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People don't use enough Yiddish words anymore.
or maybe it's just where I am |
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Interesting! Quote:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...rd_love_a_duck Today was a day for "more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs". |
Spiders give me the willies!
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speaking of willies, tallywacker
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Don't let that money burn a hole in your pocket!
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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya!
I am only joshing...don't be a patsy. |
Behoove
Numbskull Six of one, half-a-dozen of another Iran-Contra TV Guide "like a broken record" "three sheets to the wind" "coming down the pike" |
vexed - irritated; annoyed
*I am truly vexed by her insistent denial, despite ample proof. |
vittles
Ma fixed us up some vittles and we commenced a-eatin' 'em. |
As easy as standing on your head stacking BBs. (dad)
Don't get your tail so tied up in knots. (mom) Cold as a well digger's ass. (dad) Pay ya Tuesday for a hamburger today. (uncle stole it from his favorite whimpy) I am going to rip off your arms and legs and beat you to death with 'em. (grandpa) I am going to knock off your block and shit down your neck. (grandma's version) |
From Mama
It's hotter'n two cats fuckin' in a wool sock :|
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I will box your ears.
If you don't sit your happy self down somewhere. .......you will be picking your teethe up off the floor |
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Barf - as in vomit
Dis - as in reject Federal Case - as in big deal and one of my mother's favorite expressions was..."somewhere between there and here, you must have lost your ever-lovin mind, I suggest you go back the same way you came and see if you can find it" What time is it? - Quarter After, Twenty After, Half Past, Twenty of, Quarter of, Noon and Midnight are terms that seem lost on a generation that finds telling time on analog clocks antiquated. |
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If you lay with dogs, you get fleas. (dad)
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"Whatever's Fair is Fair, Kid" Grampa
when spoken in a resigned tone meant: "whatever your grandmother says - goes!" when said after a few beers with his buddies at the KofC meant: "whatever you want!" and when said in response to my tears or pouting, in a mollifying tone meant: "chin up, as soon as they're not looking we'll go get ice cream" |
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