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That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.
This has happened to me twice recently, with the same person! Once it resulted in a, "Thank you!" -- that was not compliment, doofus. The second time I was answered with, "Great! See you at 7!" -- ummm, I'd rather poke my eyes out with sharp sticks than go to that event. Do you know me at all? Not-so-subtle subtleties are lost on some people. |
As a photographer, boudoir shoots can be fun and interesting. That awkward moment comes when your current boudoir client wants full nudes and is....your own mother. Who really wants some "sexy poster size prints" to give to your father at a Nascar race, which will be his dual-purpose present for Valentine's Day and their anniversary. :|
I'm sorry, I may be 33 and I may have grown up with parents who were partial nudists that were very open about their sexuality but damn...that is STILL something I don't want to think about. lol |
Sooo ...my doctor's assistant was taking off my bandages...it felt like she was taking off my face with the tape... :| I told her so and she persisted, saying it was easier to do it faster :| The final ripping of the tape off my face was ESPECIALLY painful...I remember swearing (GD..which I DO NOT like to say) but then after we left Teddy said I dropped the F bomb in there too!
:seeingstars: I suppose it could have been worse...Teddy said he expected me to let her have it...but I WAS raised to be polite..really I was...lol |
I was talking to Teddy on the house phone....and then my cell phone rang. It was my ex calling about my car. (he knows my mechanic) and so I hurried up and answered my cell as I was telling Teddy bye and love you....
and suddenly I hear my ex say.. "uhhh....are you talking to ME??" :| |
That awkward moment when....you miss your step getting off the escalator, and you fall out face first into the middle of the mall. :blush:
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that single defining moment when you know you think about her way more than you really should...:blush:
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That awkward moment when you're too busy flirting with someone and not paying any attention to where you're walking and bam! right into a pole. Now how cool are you looking? ...it's kind of like the lipstick on your teeth thing.
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That awkward moment when you decide to wear a cute dress because it is parent conference day at your school and you sit down not realizing your dress got caught onto something, who knows what, but it shouldn't be physically possible and then suddenly you feel cold on your right butt cheek. That is correct, your right butt cheek, and you look down to realize that your right butt cheek is no longer covered by your cute dress but fully exposed and WHY ON EARTH don't you spray tan your butt cheeks if things like this are going to happen....
Of course, I wouldn't know anyone that this happened to. All hypothetical...really...I swear....That is all! |
That awkward moment when you wear a cute NEW little black sweater dress to work one day and you're strutting around all morning thinking you're all that and people are all smiling and you THINK it's because you look so cute in your NEW little black sweater dress until later that morning one specific coworker [and it's always the hottest coworker who is the bravest] says to you, "Oh, did you get a new dress?" "Yes I did!" Big stupid cheesy grin. "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great but I think it would look better with the pocket on the front." And you realize you've got your freaking dress on backwards because the little pocket that goes over your breast, is on the freaking back.
Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you realize you have one black pump and one navy blue pump on & it's only 10am in the morning and you've got to sit there all day at work like that wearing two different shoes. Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you thought you were being so smart by turning your white t-shirt around so the high end of the neckline would be in the front under your buttondown shirt and it would look better but someone notices and says, "Nita, why do you always wear your clothes backwards?" |
That awkward moment when you're crying, sobbing even and you don't even know why.
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That awkward moment when the hands-free in the car picks up the call and you fail to actually look at who it is and proceed to say "Hi baby" to your mother....
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That awkward moment when... you text a friend to let them know what's for dinner, and you don't proof read before you hit send... "instead of beef stew, gonna make chicken smothered in golden mushroom gravy w/ extra button mushrooms... if it's nice enough I might grill children first" :| :| life was much less embarrassing before texting |
That awkward moment when you're trudging down one of the steepest hills in town in 2 feet of snow and finally make it to the intersection only to have to step over the snowbank and lose your balance.
Caught myself on hands and knees... luckily no face plant. Stand to find three cars sitting at the light... and all the drivers smiling. :blush: :rofl: |
that awkward moment when you stumble upon the blue shirts in the back storeroom of the apple store rocking out to taylor swift - what can you do but join in
right? :| |
that awkward moment when you try to run but not much happens
my dog looks at me like , really ? why are we doing this ? ok , lets not then :| |
that moment when you think your being suave and struttin your stuff and you trip on nothing and act something must have been there and look puzzled at the ground
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That awkward moment when you realize you are still singing along to the song 3 minutes after it ends.
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That awkward moment when your boss, who is at least 20 yrs your senior can last longer on the dance floor with better moves! I'm blaming my heels.
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