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Scuba 01-24-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512059)
aww scoobs, ya know ya wanna visual of that all day long....grin...SMH...

I WILL NOT deny this ;)

JAGG 01-24-2012 09:57 AM

Ok Cid there you have it. Clay and Scuba have finished the "collective" bargain for you . Gotta love unions huh ? Free vacations, raises as requested and help painting your house. All you have to do is wear this extra skimpy extra sexy , ah I mean this french maid outfit. I mean uniform. And all the cherry cheese cake your heart desires. (She told me she does not care for pumpkin).
So ..... are you in ? (Really adoreable hard to resist sheepish grin)

clay 01-24-2012 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 512074)
Ok Cid there you have it. Clay and Scuba have finished the "collective" bargain for you . Gotta love unions huh ? Free vacations, raises as requested and help painting your house. All you have to do is wear this extra skimpy extra sexy , ah I mean this french maid outfit. I mean uniform. And all the cherry cheese cake your heart desires. (She told me she does not care for pumpkin).
So ..... are you in ? (Really adoreable hard to resist sheepish grin)

ohhh pardon MY oompah on the cheesecake flavor! CHERRY it is...hmm....evil grin...
AND she should have a BMW to drive....rag top.....a week's paid vacation every 3 months...all expenses paid by JAGG..
and a cute, sexy, errr...umm really small french maid's uni...(insert drooling stares from scoobs and Clay here)
manicures/pedicures daily..as she WILL be hanging off th eaves painting said house, doing gawd knows what all else...sooo...nuff said....smirks...

1QuirkyKiwi 01-24-2012 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512061)
I will NOT....be a part of derailing this thread.......til the next derail....grin

I will NOT be to blame for the Myster of Myschief derailing this thread! I was otherwise occupied with work related annoyances! :cheesy:

Signed: The Mystress of Myschief!

1QuirkyKiwi 01-24-2012 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512087)
ohhh pardon MY oompah on the cheesecake flavor! CHERRY it is...hmm....evil grin...
AND she should have a BMW to drive....rag top.....a week's paid vacation every 3 months...all expenses paid by JAGG..
and a cute, sexy, errr...umm really small french maid's uni...(insert drooling stares from scoobs and Clay here)
manicures/pedicures daily..as she WILL be hanging off th eaves painting said house, doing gawd knows what all else...sooo...nuff said....smirks...

Make that TWO weeks paid vacation....after all, working for two (or is it three, then that's THREE weeks paid vacation ;)) butches requires a Femme to have time to pamper herself!


clay 01-24-2012 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi (Post 512090)
Make that TWO weeks paid vacation....after all, working for two (or is it three, then that's THREE weeks paid vacation ;)) butches requires a Femme to have time to pamper herself!


ummm NOOOO she will be working for just ONE Myster...JAGG! So ONE week vacation..lol...here YOU are...stirring up mystress myschief already...see hwo bad YOU are.....lol

clay 01-24-2012 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi (Post 512089)
I will NOT be to blame for the Myster of Myschief derailing this thread! I was otherwise occupied with work related annoyances! :cheesy:

Signed: The Mystress of Myschief!


Ummm sorry to have to CORRECT you, Mystress of Myschief...BUT YOU just opend right on up, in here...derailing right along with the myster myschief....soo OWN your debaucherous self...lol

JAGG 01-24-2012 10:25 AM

I will not encourage bad butch behavior and engage in derailing and bumping a thread. Any more. Today . That's the best I can do . :-)

clay 01-24-2012 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 512094)
I will not encourage bad butch behavior and engage in derailing and bumping a thread. Any more. Today . That's the best I can do . :-)



I WILL NOT be a party to said bad butch behavior either...besides Scoobs started it all...snickers...then quirky mystress myschief chimed in..so I fell into the hoopla..so...I am back to chasing the pretty lil fillies here...being bad on my OWN terms..and without any help...snickers...carry on..I WILL NOT....

gaea 01-24-2012 10:49 AM

i will not tolerate less than stellar behavior

gaea 01-24-2012 10:50 AM

i will not Root for the Giants *snickers*

1QuirkyKiwi 01-24-2012 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512092)
Ummm sorry to have to CORRECT you, Mystress of Myschief...BUT YOU just opend right on up, in here...derailing right along with the myster myschief....soo OWN your debaucherous self...lol

I'm will NOT own my debaucherous self, as I AM chased....now that I will own! LOL! ;)

YOU encouraged my derailing, ooooh Myster Myschief! LOL!

GPS 01-24-2012 10:55 AM

I will NOT Root for the Patriots lol


Quote:

Originally Posted by gaea (Post 512114)
i will not Root for the Giants *snickers*


smouldering 01-24-2012 12:20 PM

I will NOT care what other people think of me especially if they don't know me or anything about me.

I will NOT eat all of the chicken strips even if I am starving lol

1QuirkyKiwi 01-24-2012 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512096)
II am back to chasing the pretty lil fillies here.

carry on..I WILL NOT....

I will NOT say: "I told you so!" about being chased! :cheesy: The proof is right here in writing! ;)

Not heard of that Carry on movie before? Is it a new one? LOL!

clay 01-24-2012 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi (Post 512181)
I will NOT say: "I told you so!" about being chased! :cheesy: The proof is right here in writing! ;)

Not heard of that Carry on movie before? Is it a new one? LOL!


you haven't, OMG it is ALL the rage from the Cannes Film Festival...it even won an award..a Clay award...lmao
I WILL NOT even go there with you....lmao

1QuirkyKiwi 01-24-2012 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512182)
you haven't, OMG it is ALL the rage from the Cannes Film Festival...it even won an award..a Clay award...lmao
I WILL NOT even go there with you....lmao

I will NOT take you there, for I AM innocent! LOL!

gaea 01-24-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GPS (Post 512116)
I will NOT Root for the Patriots lol

I have no idea why..this cracked me up

TheDreadPirateRoberts 01-24-2012 04:25 PM

i will NOT be made to feel ashamed of who i am....or who i love

GPS 01-24-2012 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by gaea (Post 512295)
I have no idea why..this cracked me up

I'm a MANNING fan, a couple years ago i was working in NJ and bought up jersey, manning clothing, shirts, shorts. i knew i would be wearing it soon lol

i will NOT apologize for being a NY fan lol

clay 01-24-2012 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GPS (Post 512405)
I'm a MANNING fan, a couple years ago i was working in NJ and bought up jersey, manning clothing, shirts, shorts. i knew i would be wearing it soon lol

i will NOT apologize for being a NY fan lol

GPS< I LOVE those darling Manning Boys! Eli is my FAVE! Not only do I love to watch tme play....I watched a special with their mom...Olivia...she said growing up she used to call them pet names...Peytie Pie and E Hi.....made them more precious to me..I so LOVE pet names!!!

GPS 01-24-2012 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512413)
GPS< I LOVE those darling Manning Boys! Eli is my FAVE! Not only do I love to watch tme play....I watched a special with their mom...Olivia...she said growing up she used to call them pet names...Peytie Pie and E Hi.....made them more precious to me..I so LOVE pet names!!!


Peyton is my fav. but Eli is rocking too lol i sure hope Peyton makes a come back :)

Sassy 01-24-2012 06:22 PM

...answer the phone again today. Last time I picked it up there was a voice from the past on it. No more ghosts please.

clay 01-24-2012 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GPS (Post 512420)
Peyton is my fav. but Eli is rocking too lol i sure hope Peyton makes a come back :)


oh yea, I hope so, too! I was reading somehting about if Colts don't sign him by March, with a 28 MIL signing bonus, he will be a free agent..and rumors are out there Miami is looking at him perhaps!

GPS 01-24-2012 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by claybaby (Post 512460)
oh yea, I hope so, too! I was reading somehting about if Colts don't sign him by March, with a 28 MIL signing bonus, he will be a free agent..and rumors are out there Miami is looking at him perhaps!

I hope the colts do the right thing..

gaea 01-24-2012 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPS (Post 512405)
I'm a MANNING fan, a couple years ago i was working in NJ and bought up jersey, manning clothing, shirts, shorts. i knew i would be wearing it soon lol

i will NOT apologize for being a NY fan lol

Never apologize for being a fan ....after all that is your unique experience. I personally am a fan of the Brady boys.

Novelafemme 01-24-2012 09:21 PM

I will *try* not to fall over on my new (used) bicycle (again) in front of the fraternity house next to the student union. Because not only did I have to reach up to my mouth to be sure all my teeth were still there...but, my ego was also a bit bruised. :seeingstars:

Cid 01-27-2012 12:30 PM

I just saw these (thanks for the heads up Jagg) so I'm addressing them one at a time lol,

Quote:

Originally Posted by scubadyke (Post 511910)
I'd ask for a raise too if I were you...just sayin **chuckling**

Love the idea of a raise Scubadyke! Thank you for that.

Oh no, vacation and a raise? Their ganging up on me and forming a union already, and she hasn't even started the dusting yet. Ok, well if you do a good job Cid, the benefits could include a raise and vacations.
Scuba shouldn't you be riding the slopes somewhere. lol Who's side are you on anyway brother. (snickering)


I don't come cheap, but I clean up nice ;)




and don't forget the uni, bro...a cute lil french maid's uni...and all the pumpkin cheesecake she wants...I mean, AFTER ALL, she IS painting the house, for crying out loud...and 5 15 min. breaks a day, plus 3 hr lunch break..a femme HAS to be able to refresh and replenish herself ya know...Clay

I'll wear the french maid's uniform, but you need to make it worth my while..lmao (I AM a princess you know)


Get out of my head Clay **laughing**


So I'm guessing Clay isn't the only one dressing me in this outfit eh Myster Scoobs? lol

That was fun guys. Thanks for the giggles.


I will not let a headache ruin my day or my mood...I promise.

genghisfawn 01-27-2012 01:45 PM

I will NOT put off dusting any longer.

I will NOT call that HR manager to see if I got the job.

I will NOT forget to get my skates sharpened.

I will NOT wash my hair because it is beautiful and perfect and smells good.

I will NOT mess up my clean tablecloth.

smouldering 01-27-2012 05:04 PM

I will NOT give in to my dogs puppy dog stares and give them another treat!

:D

spritzerJ 01-27-2012 05:18 PM

I will not develop an eye twitch just because DD won't stop moving and I am irritable.

sylvie 01-28-2012 12:41 AM


i will NOT forget, that i am deserving...
i will NOT let people in my life continue to knock me down...
i will NOT forget to always pay it forward & practice random acts of kindness...
i will NOT ever forget where i once was, & always be gentle to others & myself because of that..
i will NOT ever stop fearing clowns, the dark & rodents - i WILL however, stop the unhealthy fears, and work through the ones that prevent me from moving forward..

TheDreadPirateRoberts 01-28-2012 10:36 AM

i will not let the cold weather keep me from doin what i gotta do....not today

Sparkle 01-28-2012 03:36 PM

I will NOT go in the Cynthia Nixon thread because it will elevate my blood pressure and erode my calm energy. Happy fluffy threads only, la-la-la-la. :)

JustLovelyJenn 01-28-2012 06:10 PM

I will NOT see this change in my plans as a failure, but rather an opportunity.

dixie 01-28-2012 06:19 PM

I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK. I WILL NOT BREAK.


Mr Nice Guy 01-28-2012 06:31 PM

I will not settle.

spritzerJ 01-28-2012 06:49 PM

I will not be less than present for story time, ever.

TheDreadPirateRoberts 01-28-2012 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn (Post 515375)
I will NOT see this change in my plans as a failure, but rather an opportunity.

just a detour.....:)

sylvie 02-08-2012 10:46 PM

i will not -
 
- take backsteps..i will stop & breathe, reconnect & move forward one step at a time..
- fall prey to mean spirited people, but i will hope they find happiness in life & smile lots!
- dwell in the past, but will take lessons learned & release the rest ..
- respect bullying of any kind..
- lose sight of what is important, & will always appreciate and count my blessings.


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