Dolphins, but no drink.

WYR play backgammon or chess?

backgammon, fun game

WYR play naked twister OR strip poker?

Strip Poker. Naked Twister happens after strip poker, lol.

WYR live in a huge stained-glass vase or in a human-sized fishbowl?

lol might be a real crazy night if you add some alcohol :blink:

(good WYR) ---- stained glass vase, bet it be beautiful with the sun shining against it / through it

WYR sleep on a cement bed in a haunted mansion on a dark and stormy night OR sleep on a bed of feathers in the forest on a windy and haunting night (hear all kinds of animals making noises).......?

Thank you; I agree with your choice. It would also allow for some privacy for the strip poker and ensuing naked Twister nights, lol. :tease:

I'll take feathers in the woods.


WYR have to live your life according to recipe instructions or eat nothing but chicken for the rest of your life?

:| that would be an interesting place to live....

I am not quite sure what you mean by live your life according to recipe instructions. Do I take a 2 TBLS of cream in my 1 CUP of coffee and do I STIR myself? and when would I have to BEAT myself? :| GOD forbide I would have to shred something :| OR do you mean everything I make will have to be followed by instruction to make a meal? IF SO then I will go with instructions, I have been on a kick of trying new recipes and enjoying cooking :)

I like to ask questions and explain my answers at times lol

WYR spend the day cooking a 5 course meal for 8 guests OR go to a fancy restaurant and pay for all those 8 guests to eat a 5 course meal?

Cooking the meal!

Would you rather do the dishes or pick up the groceries for the aforementioned meal?

Pick up the groceries BUT do I have to pay for them? *scratches head*

WYR take a midnight summer run along a moonlit stream OR walk along that same stream on a winter's day?

Like this: Half teaspoon of caffeinated coffee; stir. Get out of bed long enough to swirl the coffee around in your mouth just until essence is absorbed. Shampoo hair vigorously. Drive 47 mph down the freeway until just mixed with traffic...blah, blah, blah, lol.

I would rather pay for everyone to go out to dinner. So would they, I'd imagine. lol

WYR hear the same song over and over forever or listen to the same inane movie over and over forever? (No mute button and no earplugs).

life with recipe instructions sounds soooooooooooooooo overwhelming :|

I will listen to the song :)

WYR take a midnight summer run along a moonlit stream OR walk along that same stream on a winter's day?

Sorry, Stepfordfemme! I missed your comment. :)

Midnight summer run for sure!

WYR go BASE jumping or bungee jumping?

since you didn't not put any height restriction I am going for BASE jumping at 5 feet lol

WYR go on a hot air balloon ride OR hand gliding?

lol, that's cheating!
 

I have actually been hot air ballooning and it is really amazing (even though I was terrified the entire time); so I will choose that. I would love to work up the nerve to go hand gliding, though.

WYR work all day with wet socks and soaking wet freezing cold feet or soggy underwear (from being caught in a torrential rainstorm; not a loss of bodily control, lol)?

would like to try both the hot air balloon (but don't have the nerve) and hand gliding would be soooooooo cool but I'm too old for taking that much of a risk lol

I DO NOT LIKE wet socks or soaking wet freezing cold feet SO I will try the soggy underwear and I will wet the rest of my pants cuz people will think I peed myself :|

WYR have to wear lime green clothing all week long to work, play, rest OR wear heels (say at least 4 inches) all week long (even when you are at home relaxing)?

I like lime green, but I'm gonna have to choose heels all the time.

WYR drive a pink polka-dotted hearse or a leopard spotted yugo with yellow tinted windows?

Okay I had to look up yugo. And DEFINETLY going with YUGO! no way to a hearse and no way to a pink polka dotted one lol

WYR have really muscular legs and skinny arms OR muscular arms and really skinny legs?

Ive always wanted skinny legs so ill go with the last one:p

Would you rather own a plane, train or submarine

okay let's see, I am not a fan of planes and neither is my girl....submarine might be cool and see the deep sea....but I think I will go with train because it can bring me anywhere I need to go (at least to the places I want to visit) and enjoy the scenery of the earth.

Train is my answer

WYR sing a song onstage with your favorite singer (at a concert) OR be in a tv show (1 episode) with your favorite actor/actress?

Well let's see I have been doing a job that I enjoy most of the time and I don't make a lot of money so how bout I go for a job I don't like and make LOTS of money, I could do that for a few years and then retire younger than I probably should :p

WYR have a cabin in the woods and only have winter as a season OR a hut and only have summer as a season ?

Hut

WYR drive a ford or chevy?

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neither

WYR stay the way you are or follow along with others ?

shoes

WYR be stuck in a prison cell for an hour surrounded by zombies OR in a haunted house surrounded by vampires?

I'm sort of fantasied-out, given that I watched three hours of The Hobbit this week. So it would depend on what kind of meeting.

(The movie is recommended, but if you haven't read the book or seen the first movie, you won't understand what's going on)

Would you rather watch a real-life movie (i.e. parents struggling with children, or a rom-com), or one that could never happen (Godzilla!)?

I think tonight I would rather watch a real-life movie.

WYR watch a sports event on tv OR 1/2 hour comedy series

comedy...

wyr come home to dirty dishes or lover gone?

dirty dishes

WYR sweep or dust

beef

wyr: be a hunter or a gatherer?

fish

wyr: reinstall Windows or plunge your toilet?

toilet, less frustration

WYR read non fiction OR fiction

grass, but has to be trike.

wyr: dig out your cell phone to tell someone the time or just shrug and say you don't know?

I use a landline . I'd take it with me if I could find a long enough cord.

wyr: recycle plastic or avoid using it wherever possible.

luxury, please. I'll build the bale house in my next life.

WYR: Tell someone how wonderful you are or wait and let them figure it out on their own?