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Gaige 02-21-2013 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753233)


naked jello wrestling. That reminds me of that time when we were up against a....
roller derby team in that bar fight last summer. Who knew that…

Hollylane 02-21-2013 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753249)
roller derby team in that bar fight last summer. Who knew that…
those knee pads had other uses. I swear that I couldn't even tell that you had...

Gaige 02-21-2013 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753250)


those knee pads had other uses. I swear that I couldn't even tell that you had...
dropped to the floor in the fetal position. Why is it that…

Hollylane 02-21-2013 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753254)
dropped to the floor in the fetal position. Why is it that…

you weren't more proud of me for not peeing my pants, when I stood up and...

Gaige 02-21-2013 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753260)

you weren't more proud of me for not peeing my pants, when I stood up and...
put them on. This is the 3rd time this week…

Hollylane 02-21-2013 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753294)
put them on. This is the 3rd time this week…
that I've had to bring that up, and I still can't believe that you didn't notice that I was pantless at the beginning of that hoedown...So, now that I've made my point, are you going to....

Gaige 02-21-2013 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753301)
that I've had to bring that up, and I still can't believe that you didn't notice that I was pantless at the beginning of that hoedown...So, now that I've made my point, are you going to....
start inviting me to more hoedowns? I just can’t take another…

Hollylane 02-21-2013 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753309)
start inviting me to more hoedowns? I just can’t take another…
one of those break dancing parties you're so fond of. Anyway, I didn't know they still made those pants that....

Kitten.With.A.Twist 02-21-2013 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753316)
one of those break dancing parties you're so fond of. Anyway, I didn't know they still made those pants that....
...had floral inserts to make 'bells' at the bottom. Are you sure that...

Hollylane 02-21-2013 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitten.With.A.Twist (Post 753324)
...had floral inserts to make 'bells' at the bottom. Are you sure that...
this actually is the current fashion? I guess that's better than the zippers on those...

Greyson 02-21-2013 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753325)
this actually is the current fashion? I guess that's better than the zippers on those...
That's better than the zippers on those slippers. Now if I could only find.......

Hollylane 02-21-2013 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Greyson (Post 753337)
That's better than the zippers on those slippers. Now if I could only find.......
those spectacles, I would be able to....

Gaige 02-21-2013 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753345)
those spectacles, I would be able to....

read between the lines. Now if only I could get my...

Hollylane 02-21-2013 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753357)
read between the lines. Now if only I could get my...


tooth back in, I'd really be able to tear into that....

JustBeingMe 02-21-2013 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753405)
tooth back in, I'd really be able to tear into that....
steak I've been staring out for an hour now. I truly love steak and it's ripping me apart that I can't..............

Smiling 02-21-2013 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by JustBeingMe (Post 753439)
steak I've been staring out for an hour now. I truly love steak and it's ripping me apart that I can't..............
take it home with me to raise as a pet. How should I....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753486)
take it home with me to raise as a pet. How should I....
remedy this situation, when I am appalled by...

Miss_J 02-21-2013 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753488)


remedy this situation, when I am appalled by...
The lack of attention to detail. Perhaps I could....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 07:44 PM
take it to a specialist, and then I would know....

Jesse 02-21-2013 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753521)
take it to a specialist, and then I would know....
...how it is that pigs can fly. When I hear that song...

Smiling 02-21-2013 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 753528)
...how it is that pigs can fly. When I hear that song...

it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753536)
it makes me want to do a cartwheel. However, I know that if I do....

I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753600)
I will likely receive a black eye, but that will go well with...

my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753606)
my outfit which is black and blue! All of a sudden, I look up and....
I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753608)


I see a puff of smoke, and I shouldn't have immediately assumed that...
the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753609)
the SWAT Team was approaching, but I did! Having to think fast, I....
grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753610)


grabbed the nearest one, and asked them why a SWAT team would be interested in a fire. That was when I saw the gonga on my counter out of the corner of my eye, and I realized.....
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753614)
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....
I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753626)


I complained about the fly in my soup, and didn't tip the waiter. So, thinking quickly, I....
disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....

Trev 02-21-2013 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753614)
that I was being framed! I knew who was responsible for this and that it was because....
we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753631)
disguised myself as a houseplant and waited for SWAT to go into the other room.
When the coast was clear, I ran out and much to my surprise....
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Originally Posted by Trev (Post 753634)
we have the same parole officer. After much free time to catch up on my reading crime stories.....
I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...

Smiling 02-21-2013 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753636)




I decided to hit the gym, but when I got there I was alarmed by...
the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753644)
the rows and rows of exercise equipment! After all, the judge told me a condition of my release was....
dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...

Smiling 02-21-2013 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753657)


dependent on my determination to stay clean, but this was way over the top, and I couldn't decide if I should...
steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....

Hollylane 02-21-2013 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753661)
steal a car and get the heck out of there fast or stay and finish out my parole like an upstanding citizens. As I weighed my options....
I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....

Smiling 02-21-2013 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753664)


I realized that behind bars, vehicular theft was not likely an option. So, I angrily reported to kitchen duty, but as I began washing dishes, I discovered a....

6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....

Hollylane 02-22-2013 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Huge-Smile (Post 753702)
6 karat sapphire tiara that would look absolutely fabulous with a pair of Jimmy Choo's that I have sitting in my closet at home! Weighing my options, I....
realized I was just hallucinating, and I suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......

Gaige 02-22-2013 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753898)


realized I was just hallucinating, and suddenly I was sure that someone had slipped me a......
Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…

Hollylane 02-22-2013 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 753941)
Dorito that had been licked on. I ran as fast as I could to the bathroom to…
wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....

Gaige 02-22-2013 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 753958)


wash my mouth out with soap, but something distracted me, and I stood staring in horror at....
the reflection in the mirror of the clown standing behind me. I spun around and…


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