Ive always wanted an IPod but dont have one yet

In summertime I have to have it cold in my house. I cant go to sleep being hot. I get physically sick.

I have NO patience at all

After my grandma died my grandpa married a woman who cheated on him with a guy who worked at his construction place. My grandfather shot him in the leg (intending on hitting his private area ) lol and only got 10 years probation

Ive dreamed of since I was little marrying a beautiful woman in a dream church wedding

Oh well, why not 5 more :)

1. My first kiss, was from Tom Jones. Yes...

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When I was in the 4th grade, my mother drug me along with her to one of his concerts. She thought it would be cute for me to go up to the stage, with a handkerchief, and see if he would wipe his sweat on it (yes, that must be one of his groupies "things"). He saw me walk up, he stopped singing, and had security pick me up and put me on the stage. After chit chatting, he asked me if I wanted a kiss ~ and the rest is history. Every woman in the audience was screaming! Crazy I tell you!

2. I have a strange phobia that keeps me from eating chicken on a bone. I don't know where it came from, or when it even started.

3. I work for a construction company, that is actually on a farm. Everyday, I drive up and am greeted by the cows mooing loudly. It makes me smile everytime I see a new baby calf, with wobbly legs, in the pasture.

4. In school, I played the saxophone in the band, for 5 years. I hated it, because I wanted to play the flute. Looking back, I was sooooo much cooler with my sax!

5. I have always wanted to be a makeup artist for MAC... even though I have never used a single one of their products.

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I love sour pickles and pickled pork hocks..yeah I know weired.

love music and have several insraments hear at home but can cary a tune in a bucket.

Met E.P. when he was hear for aconsert...for real.

Do not own a cell phone and really didnt use a puter till a couple of years ago.

Would rather live in the forrest than anywhere,log cabin or Tp makes no diffrents..and have done so.

I have a huge heart and will help someone anyway I can.

I have no patience

Im sarcastic and a smart ass most days lol

I cant stand stupid people. And really truly believe that you cant fix stupid

Ive never had a romantic relationship past 6 mos

If I have a craving for food, it's usually for Indian cuisine.

If I say I don't care what we do, I mean it. It doesn't mean I'm wishy-washy, it means I'm flexible.

I sometimes worry about the future, and my financial stability.

If I have my way, we will have lobster this weekend.

I've been enjoying watching old episodes of "The Nanny," especially the ones with guest stars like Rosie.

1. I am very introverted

2. I say dude a lot.

3. I have a routine for getting ready in the morning. If my work phone rings while I am getting ready my whole routine gets screwed up (i.e. I will forget to brush my teeth)

4. I can't drink soda out of a can or a bottle, it makes me too burpy. lol.

5. Sometimes I wish I was a boi magnet, but I so am not. :sigh:

I hate cell phones.. I will not retain almost any detailed information on how to use them.. *HONEY... How do I make the call come in?*

Isentoutmyveryfirsttxlastweekanditlookedlikethisbe causeIcouldn'tfindthespacebutton.. Organic Butch was very confused as to why his bud was not txting correctly...

I get freckles when I am out in the sun...

I love apricots,peaches,and necturines.. It's almost porn watching me eat one..

I always speak my mind.. I may be right, I may be wrong, but I generally mean things exactly like I say them...

When I get pissy or mad I cuss alot

I wish I was a babe magnet but I am NOT :(

I drink Coke in resturaunts Dr Pepper out of a 20 oz bottle.

Ive never been on vacation as an adult

I have "absence seizures" and do not take meds for them since I was 18

Sun kisses! :cheesy:

I don't know what these are. Would you mind clueing me in?

Absence seizures are brief episodes of staring. (Although the name looks like a regular English word, your neurologist may pronounce it ab-SAWNTZ.) Another name for them is petit mal (PET-ee mahl). During the seizure, awareness and responsiveness are impaired. People who have them usually don't realize when they've had one. There is no warning before a seizure, and the person is completely alert immediately afterward.

So basically I blank out sometimes from ten to twenty seconds at a time... During them I cant smell, hear, taste nothing... But after they are over in those seconds I will continue on just like nothng happened.

I can have several "episodes" in a day.. but never longer than 20 seconds.. And usually do it when Im highly stressed... :)

I can deal with people drinking around me but I just cant handle it when people get high around me. (I am in recovery) I find it offensive. In my real life, if I am caught in this situation, I just leave. Its their life and they can do what they want to with it but if they knew I didnt like it and did it regardless, I write them off as friends, or even as associates...

I am a fan of overalls. I find them very sexy...especially with a wife beater under them

I love suspenders on a butch.

I am a rescuer of things without a chance. Living and non living.

I miss smoking. If I could breath and smoke, I would smoke. But since I cant, and because cigarrettes are an ungodly expensive item nowadays, I dont smoke.

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- I have always wanted to be elegant and smooth, in that effortless way like Kate Hepburn, Grace Kelly or even Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire, unfortunately I am more like Lou Costello (both in shape and in elegance).
-I love to dance!
-I am a complete fish keeping geek. An example. . . I am currently working on a 75 gal tank that my goal is to replicate a small slice of about 5 feet from the shoreline of the Amazon River in Brazil, my goal is to have the same water conditions, soil, rocks, plants, fish, etc. I have been pretty obsessed with this for about 3 months.
-I love my job, ridiculously a lot, I mean I am actually happy to go to work and quite frequently feel a bit like someone is going to notice how much fun I am having and stop paying me. (I am a professor at a small college, I teach various health care subjects mostly from the administrative side e.g. coding, compliance and billing)
-I rarely watch TV but when I do Dexter is on top of my list

1. I'm silly.
2. I'm goofy.
3. I don't like a lotta self reflection.
4. #3.
5. #3.
;)

I wanted to be a Federal Prosecutor when I was growing up..

I got Simon off of craigslist for my ex. She wanted a dog that looked like Verdell off of as Good As It Gets. When he was a puppy he did. So, when we broke up and she moved out of the apts we lived next to each other I obtained full time custody of him.

I love shopping at Wal Mart

Im not a butch handyman. I cant fix crap. Id rather take someone special's car in and have it done for them.

I love murder mysteries.

More about me
 

I love

stories by O. Henry
clever movies like "Dave"
wearing black
old rock 'n roll and doo wop
brunettes with blue eyes

~I have a twisted and dark sense of humor
~Though I can be the life of the party, I often times prefer solitude. People can be rather exhausting sometimes.
~I hate wearing shoes. Would probably go everywhere barefoot if I could.
~Fishing relaxes me.
~I always have scented skin. I even have a bedtime perfume.


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I will never move out of Dallas/Fort Worth cause I feel so close to my mom here. Even though I have no family. I still feel like I belong here.

I had a crush on Barbara Mandrell, Crystal Gale, Daisy Duke and Linda Carter growing up.

I hardly drink alcohol. I may get "drunk" once a year. I cant stand bars. The smoke makes me sick.

I like long baths

As a teenager I would ride horses for miles and miles on Sunday afternoons once a month. I love the peace and the serenity that came with it

1. I am a skilled marksman
2. I have been homeless several times and even though I think I am beyond it happening again I still keep track of where to sleep safely and take a shower.
3. I often become obsessed by topics and have to learn as much as I can about them, lately it is nanotechnology.
4. I am a very happy person and generally positive pretty much all the time, it can be irritating to those around me.
5. I am very rational and get confused and irritated by people who refuse to see the objective reality of the world.

Stupid people irritate me

Slow drivers really aggrevate me

I love watching t.v.

I love chewing minty gum

I love love love kissing

Im sarcastic alot :)

I cant stand opera, heavy metal, or subtitled movies

I am a t shirt/polo shirt jeans, cargo shorts, pants person

I love wearing ball caps when Im not working

Im obsessed with smelling good all the time

heh, a good ol' boy

LOL :) Yep

My favorite color is purple

I love country, hip hop, r&b, jazz music

I love chips and salsa from El Chico's and Campo Verde. I go by there just to pick it up....

I love the sun even though heat makes me sick at my stomach

I love it really cold in my apt in the summer time.

You probably don't know a bigger procrastinator than me.

I try to curb my impatience and short-temperedness, and I don't like it in others. I have come to the realization that my life is too short for these gut-tightening emotions.

Ditto for yelling, berating, or name-calling. We're adults. Let's treat each other accordingly and set an example for our children. Even the furry ones. :)

I'm excited because I just bought a new budget software program that I believe will help me get ahead of some debt and start to save for things we want and need.

I like whole wheat mazah with butter, and I could eat it all year round. In fact, I do.

I could cook a full meal by the time I was 8.
Even though I Looooooooove chocolate, candy corn is my favorite sweet!
I like all music except rap.
I wear reading glasses.
I love science fiction books, and slasher mysteries.

I never liked steak until I met my partner. I thought it was supposed to be cooked like my mom cooked it...like shoe leather.

Being on Facebook brings up all kinds of memories and feelings. It's weird to "bump into" my old schoolyard bullies on pages of friends. I don't like it.

I was going to get lobster the other night, but it was just too much $$. I settled for the best shrimp scampi that I ever had. O.M.G.

Right now, I am a little preoccupied with my kids. Hoping the older one gets into grad school, and that the younger one finds a date or a buddy for the junior prom. Positive vibes appreciated.

Tonight, I'm going to have more coconut bunny cake for dessert.

Spencer Tracy is my favorite actor
I still wear Lagerfeld
I drive fast
My goal is to fall in love and get married someday (be a grandpa)
Eleanor Powell is the sexiest female dancer I've ever seen in my life.

I love NCIS. I watch it over and over again. I never get enough

I have never worn a tux

I cant stand to eat spicy foods

I love NHL Hockey

I cant stand basketball and baseball.