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Can we guess your level of education based on your sense of humor?
http://www.playbuzz.com/tomlutz10/ca...-of-humor#half Sample question: http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/07e38a18...276dfea86a.jpg When I see lovers' name on a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date. Ace: Masters Degree You're one of the best and the brightest. You set your goals on a graduate degree and you pushed your way through. Your sense of humor is sophisticated and intellectual, and you never miss a beat. You don't need jokes explained to you. After all, if you can make it through grad school it's safe to say you've got a good head on your shoulders! *Take the quiz my pals here on the Planet, see if this quiz nails it for you. |
Another Master's Degree here, but I did crack up when the Stop sign hit the reporter. That may have knocked me down from a PhD.
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Each year at MFuwe Lodge, between late October and mid December, some very special guests pay a visit to feast on the fallen fruits from the large Wild Mango (Cordyla africana) tree in the lodge grounds.
The fact that a large safari lodge is built around this delicious food store is of no concern to them. Each day generations of these special guests saunter thru (or have been taught to saunter thru) the reception area to reach the fruits. |
It's almost Mothers Day.
What will your mom receive? The ubiquitous flowers, sweet, thoughtful, yet predictable. https://www.ftdimg.com/pics/products...19_200x225.jpg Chocolate treats so mom says, "Oh no, honey I'm on a diet, let's just pass it around so everyone can eat one. http://patnagifts.com/product_images...ates_Gifts.jpg For those with a bit more discretionary income, how about "The fruit of the month club?" Very tasteful (pun intended) and a classy gift. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513Qh54MXQL.jpg Children who have a lot of discretionary income and wants to to be the Rock Star of the family, how about giving her a trip? To anywhere? https://theseroads.files.wordpress.c...ne-tickets.jpg Last but not least, for you jokesters on a budget or if this really explains your entire life with mommy dearest, you have this...... http://i3.cpcache.com/product/799415...idth=460&qv=90 Ace's amazing mom has been away for 11 years, she received all of the above as gifts in the years gone by sans the okay mug. I would do just about anything to see her one more time....... |
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Thief steals snake from pet store by stuffing him in his pants
A thief was caught on video shoving a python down his pants at a pet store in Portland, Oregon. The man walked into A to Z Pets, grabbed the snake out of its cage and shoved it down the front of his pants before casually walking out of the store. When the store owner realized that the snake was gone, she checked the surveillance video and saw what had happened. Now the search is on to find the thief and the 2-foot python, which is worth about $200. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Rpz2Xq9oNv...o-01112016.jpg Perp was caught! http://media.breitbart.com/media/201...ot-640x480.jpg * Dude! Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?http://media3.giphy.com/media/sT62ObVC4Q2m4/giphy.gif |
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There used to be an methadone clinic, blocks away, and I was curious about the broad representation of clinic visitors. By conducting field interviews, I learned that people's doctors has prescribed opiate medications for use, but when clients and doctors realized that withdrawing from high powered opiates was most often impossible, doctors would have to "black list" their clients so they'd qualify for methadone programs/treatment facilities, to get them off the opiates they liberally prescribed. Of course, neighborhood councils complained about the clinic bringing unwanted attention to the neighborhood on the premise that these people were often dope addicts. But the truth turned out to be that people with well paying jobs/careers with the best insurance ever were victims of the medical and big pharmacy empires. I knew something was up because neighborhood council claims didn't match up with the real demographics of clientele visiting the methadone clinic. Anyway, it's no surprise to me that medical bankruptcies would be on the rise because I recently read on Senator Sanders government website that behind top killing medical conditions of heart and stroke deaths is..... medical record errors. I'm guessing that's an significant statistical error that is most likely shoved into an dark corner because heaven forbid anyone sheds light on medical issue practices that could cost you your life : prime example ---->>> Prince, and the opiates prescribed by doctors trying to help manage his pain levels. (w) |
KFC's new edible nail polish, it tastes like chicken!
HONG KONG — Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken is branching out to finger-licking fashion with a new line of flavored nail polishes. The limited-edition nail polish will come in Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy flavors. It can be applied like normal polish and tasted as soon as it dries, according to a statement by the company posted online. http://www.adweek.com/files/imagecac...h-hed-2016.jpg Marketing company Ogilvy & Mather reportedly worked with food scientists at the same spice company responsible for KFC’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices. “Yes, it is actually a real thing,” Ogilvy & Mather’s Anna Mugglestone told the New York Times. “It tastes like chicken.” http://cltv.com/2016/05/05/kfcs-new-...-like-chicken/ https://media2.giphy.com/media/ne3WPF18cWvMQ/200_s.gif What's next? cheesecake toe nail polish? |
Unity, pride, and sisterhood
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Young Black women set to graduate from West Point. |
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