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NJFemmie 06-24-2011 06:24 AM

"What in tarnation?"

or ... "cuss it all to tarnation"

Deborah 06-24-2011 10:00 AM

"I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throats been cut"

"Why you're no bigger than a wart on a nats ass"

"Big as the side of a barn"

hmmm my family seemed to have been obsessed with the size of things....no wonder I have issues :|

deb_U_taunt 06-25-2011 10:41 AM

my grandma is also 4'9" and we would tease her she would 1. have to catch us and 2. have to drag a ladder with her...lol

we were some wild lil 'hellions


Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms. Meander (Post 364215)
Grandma and grandpa had a violent streak!


Gemme 06-25-2011 12:54 PM

Cussing up a blue streak.
Fiddlesticks!
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Imma pop you in the kisser!

Ms. Meander 06-29-2011 06:10 PM

This is the spirit!
 
So beautifully executed, I thought it deserved a re-posting here. Thank you, Sparkle!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle (Post 367590)
To a top-notch, class-A DollyBird (& my Darling Femme Friend)
I wish you a year of friphoppery, shenanigans, goings on & only the best of the hullabaloo ~ may it be full of frolic & shimmy & a cacophony of clinking crystal overflowing with bubbly.

May your brassieres be busting, your knickers untwisted, your pumps sky-high & your every ensem: La-Di-Da!

May there be more trousers - less talk!

Love & Louboutins & Luscious Libations,

Your Triumvirate of Trollop


weatherboi 06-29-2011 06:44 PM

it needs a haircut!

Talking about a concept and giving it a new outlook.

Gemme 06-29-2011 08:46 PM

Let's put a pin in it.

deb_U_taunt 06-29-2011 08:58 PM

'Don't get your tit in a wringer'

(my mom did get her hair caught in it once)

tapu 06-29-2011 09:24 PM

..towhead..

UofMfan 06-30-2011 07:26 AM

I am in a pickle.

Venus007 07-01-2011 05:43 AM

Really old. . . Lest
It means "so that you might not"

I am quite fond of it because 1 word replaces 5 words, ahhh economy

another one . . .

social intercourse for conversation

fine fettle
high mettle
in their oats
fit as a fiddle and ready to play

Gemme 07-04-2011 01:37 PM

odd thoughts...
 
I was thinking about phrases that were well known but don't really make sense and/or just aren't right earlier today.

For example, sweat like a pig makes absolutely no sense as pigs do not sweat. Also, someone said my boss eats like a bird, meaning that she picks at her food and/or doesn't eat a lot, but birds typically eat 2-3 times their body weight daily so that's not right. *I* eat like a bird.

:|

tapu 07-04-2011 05:00 PM

pigs in a poke

Gemme 07-07-2011 09:41 PM

My panties were totally in a twist earlier today.

Gentle Tiger 07-07-2011 10:36 PM

your eyes were bigger than your belly.

...smellin' himself

...too big for your britches

Dante 07-07-2011 11:10 PM

two french fries short of a "happy meal"

Gentle Tiger 07-08-2011 08:43 AM

knee high to a grasshopper.
"I've known that child since they were knee high to a grasshopper.

MissPriss 07-08-2011 09:50 AM

That dog dont hunt!

Useless as tits on a bore hog.

and my favorite.....

Colder than a well diggers A beep

Dante 07-08-2011 12:42 PM

as snug as a bug in a rug ...

Gentle Tiger 07-11-2011 12:33 AM

smack dab in the middle


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