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SoNotHer 12-26-2011 08:50 PM
Feelin' this one today
 
"Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

kannon 12-26-2011 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey (Post 489827)
I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !
otherwise known as breaking and entering.

Honey 12-27-2011 03:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kannon (Post 492556)
otherwise known as breaking and entering.
I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

Inked_Trinity 12-27-2011 10:28 AM
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me! :seconddoh:

Honey 12-27-2011 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 492812)
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me! :seconddoh:
You 'd think that if ya knew me.......

*Anya* 12-27-2011 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey (Post 492754)
I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....
Derail alert:

Hey, the thought of a Prison daddy is a big redeeming factor for me if I ever have to go-just sayin' :)

Inked_Trinity 12-27-2011 08:54 PM
The number of ways I could care less is astounding!

Inked_Trinity 12-29-2011 08:47 PM
some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on

Inked_Trinity 12-29-2011 08:51 PM
Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're F*king stupid. See it's working..

Inked_Trinity 12-30-2011 08:19 AM
I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves.

Inked_Trinity 01-01-2012 10:48 AM
You're never too old to learn something stupid.

o222Good 01-02-2012 03:03 AM
Sorry!
I Can Only Please
One Person Per Day
Today Is Not Your Day
Tomorrow Isn't Looking
Too Good Either!

Inked_Trinity 01-02-2012 06:54 AM
oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

Inked_Trinity 01-03-2012 09:37 AM
I hear somebody screaming for help... Apparently my trunk is not sound proof.

Honey 01-03-2012 09:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 497206)
I hear somebody screaming for help... Apparently my trunk is not sound proof.
I'm not playing Hide n Seek with you any more !! Back to the naked Twister !

Inked_Trinity 01-04-2012 10:03 AM
A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong !

Inked_Trinity 01-04-2012 10:07 AM
Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

1QuirkyKiwi 01-04-2012 01:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 497805)
Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"
I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard at this one! ....Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of tea....my poor laptop, lol! :|

Inked_Trinity 01-04-2012 08:02 PM
OMG! Did you hear that? It was the sound of me not caring!

Honey 01-04-2012 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 496612)
oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!
Fuck !! Thats not what I've been using them for either ?????


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