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When I can only dream of busting these moves...Maybe if I had a back-up beep beep thingy...
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVW2BpcMnbo&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - Funny Grandpa Dancing To Techno[/nomedia] |
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Breaking out into a very terrible rendition of "Hillbilly Bone" with Nancy much to the incredible shock and laughter of the rest of the pod.
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Coworkers and I were having a discussion about the use of the "c-bomb".
W was very red in the face and thought it was kinda awesome that I was so freely discussing it when he thought that "most women hate that word". B, a gay man, was also visibly red in the face and said that he couldnt even remember the last time he heard someone use that word. A chimed in and said that she didnt have any problem with the word unless someone called her the "c-bomb" in anger, then she'd "whoop someone's behind" I piped up and said, "I wouldn't even be upset if someone called me a "c" in anger. Hell, I'd be more upset if they called me a "Republican". Everyone scattered as soon as I said that. HYSTERICAL! |
"Blade sters" :pointing: :pointing: :rofl: :rofl: :cracked: :cracked: :giggle: :giggle: |
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an email from my niece after I asked what sizes they wear...here's an exact quote:
sis wears a 10-12 in kids and i wear a small in womans and if u want to get us flip-flops i wear 7-8 or if they run in a eightjust get those and moms birthday si APRIL 17 SHE WILL B 33!!!! shes getting old myn is june 17 i will be thirteen finally a teenager!!! its finally here!!!!!! I must be an ancient aunt since I'm older than her momma? |
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Walkin' along the main street uptown, i had my ballcap on with my usual clothes & My rainbow "Pride" button on my jackets collar {it states "and so what if I am?"}, 2 sorority chicks walkin' by gigglin', wearin' barely-there shorts *with greek letters on each ass cheek*, tanks & sneakers...
Right when we crossed path the blond said out loud "Maybe u just haven't found the right woman kid, wait till college!" I didn't hesitate and turned with grin that would make cheshire Cat envious.. "Are you offering me your services free of charge?" The stunned look on their face was fuckin priceless, tickled me Pink .. :mohawk: |
While out today running chores, Blade was getting several texts from his mom.... when he's driving, I answer his texts.... but she got me with this one....
her text: I picked up some flappers! my response: :| :| **picturing a odd but funny visual of Blade's mom wearing flappers .... not flippers .... to flap around the yard** :| :| if you only knew the woman, this would crack you up too!!! Me: Blade? what's flappers? :blink: |
The traffic was backing up as I headed into town today. So, I decided to take an unexpected detour. I also forgot to use my blinker. The huge suv pulling out of the road I turned on to had a driver who bore an uncanny resemblence to Andy Rooney. I smiled at him. He responded with :thefinger: and some expletives followed by use the damn blinker. When I finished laughing, I smiled knowing someday soon, I too, will be of the age where I can do things others will see as cute for my age. :blink: |
The reason why my boss was about 20 minutes late for her first client this morning...
Her little dog decided to make a detour through downtown Concord this morning as they were getting out of the car...she usually doesn't have him on a leash because 99.99% of the time he doesn't do this...thinking he'll likely be on a leash tomorrow morning... (I won't take him out without one and keep 4 or 5 in the office.) |
Watching Kirstie Alley on dancing with the stars!
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This did...have never seen a receipt from the SC Courts, but the ones in NC indicate how something was paid as well as the associated matter...
Police: Fake money used to pay court fine By Kimberly Dick ROCK HILL - Someone used fake money to pay court fines in Rock Hill, police say. Six $100 bills used at Rock Hill Municipal Court to pay fines were returned from a bank Tuesday, according to a Rock Hill police report. The bills were found to be counterfeit. The clerk of court alerted police Tuesday, and the fines are believed to have been paid with the fake money Friday. The bills were not sequential. Officers are looking into those who paid larger fines last week, and no arrest has been made http://www.charlotteobserver.com/201...ed-to-pay.html |
I heard the cats batting something around so I went to investigate. The little devil kitty got up into the kitchen cupboard and dragged a bag of cat snacks out and brought it upstairs. I guess the cats wanted a snack. :D
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kLdO3EsECs"]YouTube - Which is the Guilty Dog[/nomedia]
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The best damn laughing fit I've had with my Roomie in a very long time!!!
Since I've known Blade, I don't think I've laughed so much or as hard in my whole life!! We sure have had some damn good "what CRACKED you up" moments!!! Tonight's hysterical laughter was brought to you courtesy of: Blaze the birthday-Boy and "HAWTflash"!! :giggle::giggle: *disclaimer.... Blaze was not harmed in the making of this event.... Blade, however, is still recovering and in need of a nurse. (note to Blaze..... You gotta call your buddy about this one!! :rofl: :rofl:) |
Didn't I just say Blade was recovering and in need of a nurse?
Just as I posted that, he called from his "corner" for a heat wrap!! :giggle: :weightlifter: |
Actually it was Saturday. While at work one of the women was vacuuming cobwebs and was wearing one of those paper respirator face masks. Normally on Saturday's she is out running around to garage sales. It got to be break time and she lifted the mask and put it on top of her head.
Soooo while sitting in the break room, just as seriously and without cracking a smile. One of the guys says S. that's a cute little hat you have there did you get it at a garage sale? She reached up on top of her head not realizing what he was talking about at first....and the whole break room vibrated we were laughing so hard |
Sitting around with a couple of my friends (in the shop owned by one of them) after work tonight swapping silly stories and laughing like hyenas over my conversation Sunday with the owner of a cool shop up in Maggie...:giggle:
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This afternoon a client asked my boss had she considered breeding her dog, a Shih Tzu, with a Bull Dog...resulting in a Bull Sh**....:giggle:
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I LOVE PEEPS
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In a last ditch effort to coerce Enik [my Siberian husky] into his nicely cushioned Carrier, I added 2 homemade doggy biscuits, and a cored apple..
He scrambled in after the Apple, he has a habit of snarling-barks when the Crate closes, all "Talk", however... This time, when closing the "wire" door, his mouth was jealously wrapped around said Apple, and he tried barking.. Apple fell, he picked it up.."FHOOF FHOOFH !!"-plop-*bite* "FOOHF!" All i could muster was "gawds, stop talkin with yer yap full, you're killin me here" between hysteric laughs... :cracked: |
Shoe Whores.. vs Shore Whores..?
2am while reading BFP..
(being still new here) I came across what I thought said..? SHORE WHORES :blueheels: Women who live near the shore..! tommyboy66 |
Watching Bob get his temp taken at his yearly exam. Kept looking over his shoulder. The look on his face was priceless. Like "Dude, what are you doing back there? That is a one way street yanno!!"
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looking all over the house for my wallet realizing an hour later it was in my pocket
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cross posting
Went to lunch with the folks then went to visit the great-aunt who lives below us. Decided to go out to the barn between her house and my house, to take some pics and play around with my new camera. There's a lot of cool stuff still in there from years ago. Stuff from not only my childhood but my dad's as well. We haven't had horses in there in over 20 years yet there are still bridles and plow pulls hanging around so I thought those would be neat to photograph.
Well, while doing that, my dad decides to go poking around in the barn loft where we used to hang tobacco. Mom and I went up to see what he had found, because we also kept our trapping stuff up there. We made it up just in time to see the rotted boards snap and Dad start falling. Luckily, his butt landed on one of the support beams with legs dangling off each side. Mom and I both almost had heart failure while Dad just dangled there, laughing his ass off. Anyone who's seen my dad knows he is a not a small guy. So, I wrapped myself around another support beam while holding onto my 5'2" scrawny mother as she pulled my 6'3" 350lb Dad up and out of the hole he got himself into. We all ended up cracking up. Then we heard something start rattling in a pile of old stacked up tobacco sticks so we all hauled ass out of there, laughing as we ran. Yeah, it's been an interesting day so far, to say the least. LOL |
Accidentally took my dogs medication yesterday! :confused:
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Seeing blue flame graphics on a Honda mini van!!!!!! :carride:
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Was I laughing?
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Having the nephew snuggle up on the couch with me & his momma saying, "i give up...I'm not the parent anymore" lol
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Assorted signs.
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Sweet Lynx kitty being a young, playful kitty instead of a shy, not to sure if the human is friendly kitty. And then coming up to and meowing politely for some petting.
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I tell ya...it can be dangerous to laugh so hard when you've had an awful cough :cough: and chest cold for over a month.........
right before quitting time today, I was talking to a new staff member when one of our Nurses suddenly pops around the corner of my cubicle...so suddenly, she startled me... she had this very amused look on her face and stated: "I know you're into a lot of things, do you have a whip I could borrow tomorrow?" ...my reaction was :blink: :blink: ....and the new staff member standing with us had stopped her conversation very abruptly and was so stunned that she looked frozen!! I literally shook the stunned look off my face and asked "what??"... she chuckled and said "do you have a whip?"... I busted out laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe!! *coughing fit ensued*...I thought I needed my inhaler!! After I recovered, I managed to say "my roomie used to own horses, I think he might have a few training whips or riding crops?"... she responded "YEAH!! that's what I want!!...I knew you were the one to ask!!" ...WHY ON EARTH she thought I'd be the one to ask is BEYOND me!! :blink: :blink: (I never share that side of me at work :cheesy: ).......I thought the new staff member was going to drop from not breathing and my ribs were hurting from coughing and laughing too hard!! The Nurse left as suddenly as she had appeared, with a very happy, goofy look on her face...planning her Halloween tricks and treats! :girldevil: Later I tracked her down to her cubicle and whispered "You know... when you asked me that question, I thought to my self that I do have a friend that's in the BDSM Community who has a few of those, but I wouldn't ask him to borrow one!!"...it was her turn to laugh!! but she didn't blush like I thought she would! She said the riding crop would do "just fine" :winky: |
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