Go to one.

Wyr vanilla cake or chocolate cake?

Chocolate please

wyr marble cake or cheesecake?

Marble cake.

Wyr a tuna fish sandwich or a grilled cheese?

Grilled cheese

WYR tuna mac or regular mac and cheese?

Regular, please.

Wyr ride an elephant or a camel?

Elephant!!!!

WYR go to a Monster Truck Jam or the Rodeo?

Monster Truck Jam!!!!! Wyr drink beer with shots of tequila or shots of whiskey?

shots of whiskey

WYR drink shots of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey Whiskey or Vodka ?

JD Honey Whiskey. Wyr go to a carnival or the zoo?

Zoo

Wyr see the seals or meerkats?

Seals

Would you rather assemble your own furniture or sit back and watch someone else do it?

Assemble my own if I can. Wyr have modern furniture or retro furniture?

Modern. Wyr eat pork or fish?

Fish

Would you rather retire in Mexico or Panama?

Art work. Wyr have carpet or bare floors?

Bare floors

Would you rather have wood or tiled floors?

Tile. Wyr clean your own house or hire a maid?

A maid if i had the funds.

Wyr mop or vacuum?

Mop. Wyr work as a janitor or stock shelves at Walmart?

Stock shelves.

Wyr go snorkeling or derp sea diving?

Snorkeling. Wyr go surf fishing or fly fishing??

I dont know what surf fishing even is so I will pick fly fishing.

Wyr have to sit next to someone who chews loud or has body odor?

chews loudly...only one hand needed to cover their mouth but takes two hands to get both their armpits.

wyr
fart in bed

or go fart in private halfway across the house and act as if God made you special and didn't give you a healthy active colon that doesn't recognise hot salsa, beans or chilies when it meets them?

It depends on if I am alone or not. If I'm with someone I will totally act like god made me special lol.

Wyr use shea butter or coconut oil to moisturize?

Coconut oil. Love anything coconut! Wyr drink coconut milk or cashew milk?

Coconut.

Wyr have pineapple or olives on your pizza?

olives....if pineapples were supposed to be on pizza, Hawaiians would have invented pizza.... though pineapple and Spam on pizza does sound sublime.

wyr drink a warm cola or eat smoked eel?

Eat smoked eel. Wyr eat peanut butter or almond butter?

Peanut.

Wyr eat cashews or almonds?

Cashews. Wyr crack open peanuts in the shell or eat already shelled?

Already shelled.

Wyr eat mixed nuts or one specific kind you prefer?

One specific kind(either cashews or Brazil nuts). Wyr go swimming in the creek or go to a public pool?

A public pool - our creeks have leeches.

Would you rather spend a month isolated on a lake or on a busy beach?

Beach. Wyr go water skiing or inner tubing?

Inner tubing.

Wyr go rock climbing or bungee jumping?

Rock climbing. Wyr drink iced tea or lemonade?

Lemonade

Would you rather play games online or offline?

Offline. I love board and card games!

Would you rather read a paperback or listen to an audiobook?

Read a paperback

Wyr fuck or make love?