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Electrocell 11-09-2012 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 696684)
Welcome to the thread!!!

Toothbrush? (electric perhaps?)

You got it electric toothbrush lol.


BTW thank you for the welcome.

1PlayfulFemme 11-09-2012 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 696685)
Dear Leather Armchair,

I love your cold, wide, solid arms. I love how you cup my butt. I find it hard to detach from you, and I love how you gradually refill, when I leave an indent in your face.

Sincerely,
Your Appreciative Owner

Well done! Next time leave out what it's to (using something to give us a clue to the number of letters in the word) and we'll guess based on your description! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696686)
You got it electric toothbrush lol.


BTW thank you for the welcome.

You're very welcome! Well played!

Tcountry 11-10-2012 12:44 AM

ok *cross fingers*
 
Dear -----,
MMMMmmm ...every time you pass by, my whole world trembles. I admire your strength and work ethic. You really know how to pull your weight around.:sunglass: I love the way you proudly announce your presence, and you signals tell me exactly where you are headed....
You never stay long...but I know you'll be back.
Until our paths cross again...
Signed,
Always has time for you ;)

Electrocell 11-10-2012 01:16 AM

Dear:


Your contour is more than ample to give me what I desire. They are nearly big as small melons but with a bittersweet taste. The juices began to flow as I massage them gently at first then more firmly until I drain all the bittersweet nectar from them.



Thirsting
For you

Electrocell 11-10-2012 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 696832)
Dear -----,
MMMMmmm ...every time you pass by, my whole world trembles. I admire your strength and work ethic. You really know how to pull your weight around.:sunglass: I love the way you proudly announce your presence, and you signals tell me exactly where you are headed....
You never stay long...but I know you'll be back.
Until our paths cross again...
Signed,
Always has time for you ;)

A semi?.......................

Mike 11-10-2012 01:32 AM

Dear -_ _ _ _ _
How I love the feel of you under my fingers, so slick, smooth. I like how you lay there quietly waiting for me, then at my touch you come to life. How you respond to all my movements over you, the rolling I do with one finger, the click, click of me teasing you. The light you show me when you respond. How your sweet spot as I call it, moves to my wants and needs. The way sometimes you seem to take on a life of your own, moving faster than I want and causing me to take a breath. How I can’t go a day without touching you over and over.

Electrocell 11-10-2012 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike (Post 696843)
Dear -_ _ _ _ _
How I love the feel of you under my fingers, so slick, smooth. I like how you lay there quietly waiting for me, then at my touch you come to life. How you respond to all my movements over you, the rolling I do with one finger, the click, click of me teasing you. The light you show me when you respond. How your sweet spot as I call it, moves to my wants and needs. The way sometimes you seem to take on a life of your own, moving faster than I want and causing me to take a breath. How I can’t go a day without touching you over and over.

Your computer mouse?

Mike 11-10-2012 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696844)
Your computer mouse?

laughs i need to get better at this, well done!

Electrocell 11-10-2012 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike (Post 696845)
laughs i need to get better at this, well done!

Thank you --------it's all in fun lol.

1PlayfulFemme 11-10-2012 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by macele (Post 696251)
Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 696505)
Dear _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You reek anticipation. Never the same, always a surprise, i never know what you will bring to my life. You stand tall and strong everyday, oh how i depend on you. When i come to you and slide my hand inside of you, you rarely let me down. You bring me the world and let me explore the world through you. You are my bridge to life, my avenue to explore anyone and everyone i desire.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696839)
Dear:


Your contour is more than ample to give me what I desire. They are nearly big as small melons but with a bittersweet taste. The juices began to flow as I massage them gently at first then more firmly until I drain all the bittersweet nectar from them.



Thirsting
For you

These 3 have me stumped!!!! :deepthoughts: Still thinking!!! :)

Breathless 11-10-2012 05:41 AM

Mmm how I love your sweet scent, as it lingers on my skin long after you are gone. The softness in everything you touch. How you excite me, i crave sliding into my bed after you have been. Too bad you are only a one shot wonder, yet you do not cling, and accept your fate.

Scottish MacDaddy 11-10-2012 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 696868)
Mmm how I love your sweet scent, as it lingers on my skin long after you are gone. The softness in everything you touch. How you excite me, i crave sliding into my bed after you have been. Too bad you are only a one shot wonder, yet you do not cling, and accept your fate.


a Fabric Softener sheet!?!?!?

Breathless 11-10-2012 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottish MacDaddy (Post 696984)
a Fabric Softener sheet!?!?!?

Mmm.. that would be it :)

Mike 11-10-2012 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 696505)
Dear _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You reek anticipation. Never the same, always a surprise, i never know what you will bring to my life. You stand tall and strong everyday, oh how i depend on you. When i come to you and slide my hand inside of you, you rarely let me down. You bring me the world and let me explore the world through you. You are my bridge to life, my avenue to explore anyone and everyone i desire.

a computer

Mike 11-10-2012 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696839)
Dear:


Your contour is more than ample to give me what I desire. They are nearly big as small melons but with a bittersweet taste. The juices began to flow as I massage them gently at first then more firmly until I drain all the bittersweet nectar from them.



Thirsting
For you

lemons or limes

Mike 11-10-2012 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 696251)
Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.


automobile

Tcountry 11-10-2012 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696841)
A semi?.......................

close ........think bigger
& crossing paths ;)

Tcountry 11-10-2012 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 696839)
Dear:


Your contour is more than ample to give me what I desire. They are nearly big as small melons but with a bittersweet taste. The juices began to flow as I massage them gently at first then more firmly until I drain all the bittersweet nectar from them.



Thirsting
For you

Bigger than an orange, kinda sour....whats it called....
Grapefruit ?

1PlayfulFemme 11-10-2012 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 696832)
Dear -----,
MMMMmmm ...every time you pass by, my whole world trembles. I admire your strength and work ethic. You really know how to pull your weight around.:sunglass: I love the way you proudly announce your presence, and you signals tell me exactly where you are headed....
You never stay long...but I know you'll be back.
Until our paths cross again...
Signed,
Always has time for you ;)


Is it a Train? :)

Tcountry 11-10-2012 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 697137)
Is it a Train? :)

yes ma'am...good job *tip hat*

1PlayfulFemme 11-10-2012 12:39 PM

Dear ******,

This beautiful day makes me want to enjoy you even more than ever! I quickly pack your basket and we set out. I lay a blanket on the warm grass and lay you out. Nibbling on you, drinking up all you have to offer, enjoying every moment of this day with you. I am bound to end up with tiny remnants of you on my lips, but I will lick you right off.

Thanks for being so..delicious.

Always,
A fan

Tcountry 11-10-2012 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 697148)
Dear ******,

This beautiful day makes me want to enjoy you even more than ever! I quickly pack your basket and we set out. I lay a blanket on the warm grass and lay you out. Nibbling on you, drinking up all you have to offer, enjoying every moment of this day with you. I am bound to end up with tiny remnants of you on my lips, but I will lick you right off.

Thanks for being so..delicious.

Always,
A fan

Picnic! *tip hat*

Electrocell 11-10-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 697006)
Bigger than an orange, kinda sour....whats it called....
Grapefruit ?

You got it a grapefruit lol.

You said bigger than a semi:deepthoughts:

Electrocell 11-10-2012 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 697137)
Is it a Train? :)

LOL good deal didn't read far enough .

princessbelle 11-10-2012 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 696505)
Dear _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You reek anticipation. Never the same, always a surprise, i never know what you will bring to my life. You stand tall and strong everyday, oh how i depend on you. When i come to you and slide my hand inside of you, you rarely let me down. You bring me the world and let me explore the world through you. You are my bridge to life, my avenue to explore anyone and everyone i desire.


Another hint...

PS The men and women that come to you almost everyday, do so in the snow, sleet and rain.


Tcountry 11-10-2012 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 697264)
Another hint...

PS The men and women that come to you almost everyday, do so in the snow, sleet and rain.


Mailbox ....*tip hat* nice

macele 11-10-2012 04:13 PM

minus "Another hint ...", ... a sad part (to me) is that i thought of internet but never mailbox.

Kätzchen 11-10-2012 04:20 PM

Dearest _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _:

Yes, I'm talking to you dear.
Your taste is like maple glazed honey
on a cold winter's day and reminds me,
with each and every stroke,
how cherished I am by you.

Yours Truly,

-xxxx-

:stillheart:

princessbelle 11-10-2012 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 697274)
Mailbox ....*tip hat* nice

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 697289)
minus "Another hint ...", ... a sad part (to me) is that i thought of internet but never mailbox.

I know right? I should have noted something like: in memory of.

princessbelle 11-10-2012 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 697297)
Dearest _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _:

Yes, I'm talking to you dear.
Your taste is like maple glazed honey
on a cold winter's day and reminds me,
with each and every stroke,
how cherished I am by you.

Yours Truly,

-xxxx-

:stillheart:


Baked ham?

Not sure if i missed one.

Hard to keep up sometimes in here!!! Which is great!!!!

macele 11-10-2012 05:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by macele

Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.

automobile -- Mike

nope, not an automobile.


more hints: she has her own official size. and her hall of fame is in knoxville tn.

princessbelle 11-10-2012 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 697336)
Quote:
Originally Posted by macele

Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.

automobile -- Mike

nope, not an automobile.


more hints: she has her own official size. and her hall of fame is in knoxville tn.

BASKETBALL!!!!!

More directly.....LADY VOLS BASKETBALL!!!!!

Can't wait for the season to start!!!!!

http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub...z18aux9mmg.gif


macele 11-10-2012 05:20 PM

yes, basketball!! love the logo! lady vols fan here too!


the lady vols season started last night. chattanooga beat them :bigcry: big girls cry too lol.

princessbelle 11-10-2012 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by macele (Post 697349)
yes, basketball!! love the logo! lady vols fan here too!


the lady vols season started last night. chattanooga beat them :bigcry: big girls cry too lol.

Oh nutz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't believe i missed it!!!!!

1PlayfulFemme 11-10-2012 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 697336)
Quote:
Originally Posted by macele

Dear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10,

i see you in the streets. i see you all over the world. you really get a round, ... from one girl to the next. everybody wants to touch you. everybody wants possession of you. your dimples. your leather. there's something in the way you move, ... when the swagger surrounds you.

automobile -- Mike

nope, not an automobile.


more hints: she has her own official size. and her hall of fame is in knoxville tn.


Egads!!! I can't tell my wife I missed basketball!!! (We're HUGE Lady Vol Fans!!) :) She introduced me to the Lady Vols when we met..and who could resist falling in love with them??

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 697345)
BASKETBALL!!!!!

More directly.....LADY VOLS BASKETBALL!!!!!

Can't wait for the season to start!!!!!

http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub...z18aux9mmg.gif


Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 697349)
yes, basketball!! love the logo! lady vols fan here too!


the lady vols season started last night. chattanooga beat them :bigcry: big girls cry too lol.


macele 11-12-2012 02:07 PM

hello, mmmmm ...

damn i smell good!, ... when rubbed and stroked with special specials and warm hands. but i prefer to be domesticated and wild, ... if ya know what i mean. and yeah, us girls strut too.

with a swish of my booty,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _




(i tried. not good at this lol.)

Ginger 11-12-2012 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by macele (Post 698807)

(i tried. not good at this lol.)


LOL don't feel bad. For the record, I suck at phone sex. Or maybe it has to be someone I'm really into. Nah, I would probably always suck at it.

macele 11-12-2012 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 698846)
LOL don't feel bad. For the record, I suck at phone sex. Or maybe it has to be someone I'm really into. Nah, I would probably always suck at it.


me neither. (did i just confess to phone sex? LOL) it takes two, ... whoever on the other phone sucked with you LOL. but now i really don't care for it. that may be why you and i are not good at it lol.

1PlayfulFemme 11-12-2012 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 698807)
hello, mmmmm ...

damn i smell good!, ... when rubbed and stroked with special specials and warm hands. but i prefer to be domesticated and wild, ... if ya know what i mean. and yeah, us girls strut too.

with a swish of my booty,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _




(i tried. not good at this lol.)

I thought massage oil..but not sure if the blanks at the end represented the word or if it was the mmmmm..but neither of those are long enough!!! I think it's great for a first try! :)

Lis

(Whose only comment about phone sex is: I think it's like real sex...or kissing....some people are amazing at it, some are great, some are good, some suck. But, the truth is, if you have chemistry...you usually bring out the best in the other! ;))

macele 11-12-2012 05:47 PM

not massage oil!

hint: i am female. they say some of us gobble LOL. around here, it would be a sexy gobble.


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