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Do not thread stalk your babygirl even when she tells you too when you're at work Especially when she has posted in the lusting for....
hell any thread with lust in it!!!!

Note to self, dont read the misogony in the news thread- you cant handle it!

NTS... stop that!!!!

Note to Self ... cremate me.

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When you think you're going to have a good day and actually are having a good day be prepared for the other shoe to drop and ruin everything. Because when you're not prepared and it happens like today it is even worse. Just ugh

Note to self.... it's all good... and it's a good thing... A rolling stone gathers no moss...

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Stop depressing yourself by wondering if this or that musician from the 60's is dead yet.

Note to Self:

Try to not yell out her name in the break room at work.

I was thinking about my dog, Kelly, who passed on. I yelled her name. That happens a lot ... in the truck, at home, out walking Kevin ... I am thinking, thinking, thinking so hard ... then it involuntarily comes out. Received strange looks the other day in the grocery store. I cannot help it - I don't do it on purpose. Anyway, after the break room incident, a buddy came to me and said I scared the ones who don't know what is going on with me and that they thought I had developed Tourette Syndrome, had a vocal tic going on. WTF? I'll get better when I get better is all I know. I loved that dog so much, what a wonderful companion and always so full of mischief. Given some time, I will be okay but I cannot turn off my mind and not think of her. That little girl ... extra special!!! :)

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Pack up all my cares and woes, ... Bye bye black bird...

NTS...

... sometimes your mothers advice is the best advice... now put on your big girl panties and do this!

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Try to date people who get your sense of humour; they are obviously very bright, interesting people.

NTS...go feed the birds!

NTS... dont overthink things, you dummy

Dearest self...
 

Time flies...Moments become what is important. The need to invest in the here and now. There's no saying what will come next so you open your eyes and feel the radiance of what life has to offer. There's no perfection but simply impeccable moments. The joy, the pain, even the sorrow of innocent loss, yet you carry on. Count your blessings and what you have created from difficult times. Time flies and at times you're left wondering, how do I keep my priorities straight?...so, you move forward, because backwards is not an option. You look at the garden of little lives at your hand and you laugh and cry, mostly you love, deeply.

I know you. I know your wants and needs.

Thank you for your endless passion.

Truly...

nts

dont complain about the drive thru at the fast food restaurant while you are near the mic, chances are the whole restaurant can hear you...ugh...

note to self.....

never EVER....put one of those salad dressing pouches into your work bag..its supposed to be a happy place for paperwork...your computer...and your knitting.....

yep. been that kind of day......

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NTS... lets do that again.

Note to self.........Don't forget to set your alarm, I mean if you want to get paid. OK got it

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Note to self-

Do NOT put your sunglasses on your face until they cool down. The car is black, interior black, sunny's are black.

I told you the same damn thing last year!

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....just tighten your boot laces and chin strap on your helmet and enjoy this ride

nts......

dont watch scary movies before bed....ever....even if it was daylight out when you watched it...at some point it will be bedtime...and every noise and shadow (and shower curtain) will freak you out....

also.....

if you DO watch another scary movie....at least drink some wine while you watch....so you will find some humor in it....now try to sleep!

nts...do not put a birthday candle in a stack of hot steamy pancakes unless you plan to light it right away...if it is left in hot steamy pancakes for more than a minute you may have melted wax in your pancakes :(

The wax just added to the flavor to the pancakes they were delish

Chill!
It's all good. :)

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NTS... your paranoid... stop it.

NTS...take towel to next bowling event...slippery balls are hard to handle.

NTS: Don't start researching things that will just make you upset before you try to sleep. :blink:

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You are more powerful than your realize. Don't forget it. Now go make things happen!

NTS...Harbor Freight Solid Gold Customer Sale Catalog arrived

*NEED that new tool bag in the catalog, and maybe the 3-in-1 portable power pack with jump starter :mohawk: and...what time do they open:byebye:

Close the dogs out of the bathroom when you are taking a bath. They might drop their toy in, and then jump in to retrieve it ruining the ambiance.

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Don't buy delicious shortbread macadamia nut cookies when you are at work and bored. Your hand will gravitate towards them. You will unconsciously put them in your mouth and your teeth chew them up. They will unknowingly slip down your throat.... And travel straight to your boo-tay.