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"i have the part. i'll come by and put it in this afternoon."
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"I have to feel it first to see if it's old" :|
(He was talking about buying a bagel or not) |
Totally unintentional...These quotes flew out of my mouth while replanting today...
"So...Wayne, do you want to be on your knees, or using the hoe?"
"Hey Scott, can you reach behind me and grab that little bush? It's my turn to be down in the dirt, and Wayne took off to help them with the hoe." Not one person batted an eye. My vanilla co-workers are amazing, and have couth and stuff. |
while puttin' da bbq togetha...
"it's so tiny, it's really hard to screw!" :|
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my honey and I were cracking up over the sign "local honey"
... and then we couldn't just stop there. Peaches and melons got taken out of context too! hehe. |
On pogo.com with my Handsome Butch
"Baby, I got us a room, and a long one..."
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so i'm taking with my baby on the phone about cell coverage and about how i believe the reason for my sometimes poor coverage is due to dropping my phone too many times. It reminded me that i noticed a crack on the side of my phone earlier today so i pulled the phone away from my ear to check the damage and i hear her starting to talk again which leads me to blurt out...
"Hold on...I'm looking at my crack" |
She has crazy eyes. I bet she's a psycho.
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"I was hoping you could run them off so I could have my way with them."
- Said in all innocence by the opera director, asking me to print off my surtitle translations so she can check my idioms |
"I can't get it off!"
A friend trying to take the lid off her ice tea from the drive thru window. :seeingstars: |
"look at hiswiddlepenis"
ROFL almost made me pee a little |
"You can pack it tighter than that but it's still gonna have that buldge!"
In referring to packaging a box for shipment... :blink: |
My Butch trying to find where to insert the sim card...
I'm just trying to stick it everywhere....
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I read in the guiness book of world records ,she quit the cult and bought an igloo.
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Do you want it like that, or should I get it wet first?
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After a salad bar mishap at Ruby Tuesday's...
Me: (whispering) Honey, I pea'ed on myself! Snack: :| |
"thats you right there honey except hers is so loose it flaps in the wind"
:| :rofl: (she was talking about the headliner of a car that looked exactly like mine in front of us) |
Me to J: How was work babe?
J: Longg and hard. Me: :| what. . LOL J: I felt sorry for A. she was going all night. Me :blink: :rofl: Do you know what that sounds like? LOL |
My babe: "I got bright lights"
Me: "yes you do!" *thinking of head lights* :tease: |
Me: "The two princesses are taking awhile to get ready."
My babe: "Who me?" "I'm cleaning." "I'm swifting." Me: "Come and swift me." "Give me a dusting." ;) |
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