Two words for Blade:
Dunk Tank
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Better get your rubber suit on!! It's COLD out tonight!!

No worry.... it can go both ways!! With all the critters we have here "on da'farm".... I think I can find a few non-furry animals/critters to give Blade a mid-night surprise! But it sure would be fun to have a partner in crime...especially since he picked on you about your spider fiasco!

Movies on LOGO

Got a call from a friend saying that they are stuck on the roof. lmao

My complete and utter ignorance to figuring out how all this works...basics...EASY!!! However...im clueless to some areas of this site! Quite funny...so i cracked myself up really

[Small Twist on the narrative]

A boi wished to purchase a present for hyz sweetheart and after careful consideration, s/he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by hyz sweetheart's sister, s/he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, s/he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note.

Dearest Darling,

This is a little gift to show my affection for you on Christmas. I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your younger sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on and she really looked great. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other Butch's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you will like them and wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. Just think of how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.

:mohawk: :jester:

painful! (but funny!--movie is great if you haven't seen it)
 

one more! *end scene*
 

This auto-reply for email when I sent my client an email with the status of their system for tomorrow beginning a new year. I replied and told her I'd like for her to teach me how to do this!

"I am currently out of the office, for immediate assistance please call (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Thank you I will be out of the office and return Nov 1., 2010.."

my lil' AnnaBelle is a little fart........ literally!
:fart:

From yesterday.

One of my students had court yesterday with the truancy judge. There is a new female judge working in youth court here. This was his first time at court, he was nervous but had been talking a big talk about the whole thing.

Well, when our truancy monitor got back from court, he had to come tell us what happened.

The teacher I work with had been asked to write a letter about his behavior and performance in our classroom, which she did.... here was the scene at court.

*judge sits silently reading letter*
*judge looks up at student*
"Your a jerk"
*judge goes back to reading*
*shakes head and looks up at student again*
"I take that back, your a jackass"

THIS, made me crack up!!!!

She went on from there to spend the next 30 min or so chewing him out and telling him in great detail why he was a jackass.

I Met A Fairy Today...