buy

Porsche 911 turbo or Prius?

I'll go with Dawkins though he'd probably be nowhere without Darwin. I like unapologetic atheists.

left or right breast?

Looking at this graphic, I think I'm going with right brain!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LEWmHYrqXm...n-Marketer.jpg

Body Shop or Bath and Body Works?

Body Shop ( but is there really a difference?)

warts or pimples?

pimples :glasses:

gas or diarrea?

are you kidding lol... GAS

movie on tv, movie on comp?

on tv

bfp on desktop OR on smartphone

desktop (laptop)... i have enough trouble reading this stuff on a 15" screen

pap smear or colonoscopy?

mmmm quiche




Standing in a long queue or stubbing your toe

Mediterranean, any day

Canada or Mexico?

Canada

Birthday party (at home) OR Bachelorette party

home... wtf is a bachelorette party lol... how are the lines drawn... oops, that's another thread lol

watch American tv news or Canadian?

Are they different? I don’t know, ehm, Canadian maybe?

Sweat mayonnaise or not be able to see the difference between dogs and blueberry muffins?

interesting choices.....

I will go with sweet mayonnaise

Learn how to ballroom dance OR hip hop

Ahem....
 

That's SWEAT mayonnaise. No cheating, ONLY! Nice try, though.

lol, sorry for the interjection. Just keeping everyone on the up and up.

:tease:


And I choose ballroom dancing.

Drink vinegar straight or pickle juice straight?

LOL I was gonna say I thought said SWEAT but didn't want to say maybe it was typo :( but then saw the other choice.........thinking might have been sweat ---- ( wasn't cheating though.....................still take SWEAT AND SWEET MAYO LOL :p)


PICKLE JUICE !!!!!!!

Lick the rim of an old crusty mayonnaise jar OR of sour cream container

Sour cream, hands down. lol, mayo grosses me out.

Permanent toe jamb or non-removable belly button lint?

The toe thing unless you decide to put your toe in the belly button to remove the lint

State lottery win of $5 or letter from Nigeria telling you that you won 50 million?

sheesh......thinking health wise what is the worse lol and comfort factor.....
I will go with..........................belly button lint (toe jam would be sooooooooooooo uncomfortable plus not nice looking when I have to take my socks off-----and I DON'T wear belly shirts so no issues with people seeing my belly button lint lol)


Winter storm OR lightning storm?

lightening .... it comes then it's over , no clean up unless fires start.

holiday in Vegas, holiday in Paris?

Vegas

Blue polka socks OR solid grey socks

solid grey... shoes dirt less

average all you can eat buffet or average sit down?

no thought to this......all you can eat buffet

fabric sofa OR leather sofa

Leather

Gummy or hard candy

Gummy!

Fresh flowers or greenery?

flowers, long lasting ones

very cold or very hot?

Very hot!

Blood, sweat, or tears? (I don't recall reading a limit on the amount of choices, so you get 3).

sweat, so easy to wipe off and I do like showers.

creamed or thick hearty chock full soups

Hearty; I detest cream-based soups!

Earth, wind, or fire? lol

me too on the creamed...

earth ..I'm that kinda gal

your mother or your father ?

Mother.

Left or right?

right ... read whatever you want into that. I did.

Panama or Suez Canal?

Suez.


Andes or Himalayas?

Andes.. they're closer, I think
Tarzan or Jane?