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tuffboi29 06-20-2010 04:19 PM

I have a HUGE secret!!!!

But its the good kind....
Just the unsharable kind....



*thinks about it*

Aye it's good.... :nixon:

Mister Bent 06-20-2010 08:10 PM

"If you're a thoughtless, stupid, self absorbed lunk head..."
 
You're a real piece of shit, by P.O.S. clothing.

Enchantress 06-20-2010 08:20 PM

I am viciously cranky. So much so that it verges on evil.

Rook 06-20-2010 08:29 PM

Elano?
in spanish would mean El Ano = the anus.....
=BOLMFAO..=

on a seperate note.....

I'm kinda liking "seed of chucky"..... redhead sick sociopathic psychopaths muhahahahaha
:jester:

Gemme 06-21-2010 12:39 AM

I think I bought a bad box of Drumsticks. :blink:

Liam 06-21-2010 08:57 AM

Painless tick removal...
 
A friend shared this with me, and I thought I would pass it on...


Tick removal

Spring will be here soon and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.

Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!!

A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works!!

I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.

Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.
Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, "It worked!"
Insects breath through their skin. This acts to suffocate them.

Please pass on. Everyone needs this helpful hint.

I think this technique would be less traumatic for pets, too.

NJFemmie 06-21-2010 08:59 AM

I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

:byebye:

Diva 06-21-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 134954)
I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

:byebye:

I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!



NJFemmie 06-21-2010 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 134956)
I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!




Avoid hot water. That's what I've heard.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-the-wash1.jpg

UofMfan 06-21-2010 09:43 AM

South American teams are kicking ass and taking names in the World Cup :)

tuffboi29 06-21-2010 10:23 AM

This is what I've got today..... :loveBFP:

Gemme 06-21-2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 134956)
I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was.... :|

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!



I've been told that dynamite comes in small packages.

Write14u 06-21-2010 11:55 AM

I'm enjoying having a day off after six straight days of work. And looking forward to some sushi tonight! Woot!

Enchantress 06-21-2010 12:06 PM

I awoke with only half a voice this today. It comes and goes...

Gemme 06-21-2010 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchantress (Post 135072)
I awoke with only half a voice this today. It comes and goes...

That means you can stomp around louder to make up for it, right? :innocent:

Enchantress 06-21-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 135080)
That means you can stomp around louder to make up for it, right? :innocent:


I believe that I would if I were still viciously cranky like last night. However, since I'm no longer cranky I think I'll just walk normally. That is not to say that I won't stomp my foot if I feel tantrumy. Just sayin' ; )

JustLovelyJenn 06-21-2010 12:25 PM

On a bit of an 80's movies kick...

Teen Witch
King Ralph
The Last Starfighter
Short Circuit 1 & 2

Duchess 06-21-2010 12:58 PM

Couldn't be more on point.
 
Sagittarius - The Week Ahead*21st June 2010 - 27th June 2010
Try not to cut corners or leave matters until the last minute. The potential for missteps is high this week and you want to use these powerful alignments to set a great endeavour in motion, not spend the time chasing your tail. Finances could be first in the queue when it comes to unexpected boosts or expenditure so a good plan for Monday would be to check your accounts and make sure you have certain individuals in your corner. On the weekend it'll be hankies to the ready, whether you're overcome with happiness or mopping up other people's tears of frustration. One last thought: maybe the time has come to let something go completely.

Think with your head.

chefhmboyrd 06-21-2010 02:24 PM

so i was wondering??????

why is it that i don't understand women?

one would think i may have at least a little insight, but to be honest, i am freaking CLUELESS!

:caveman:

Liam 06-21-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 135178)
so i was wondering??????

why is it that i don't understand women?

one would think i may have at least a little insight, but to be honest, i am freaking CLUELESS!

:caveman:

"The only thing you'll ever truly understand about a woman is what she will let you understand."

—Harry White, Havoc, Jack DuBrul


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