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Pixie 11-17-2010 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 230166)
Dear ******,

When you poke me, i watch for that tiny droplet of blood to form and always grumble if you didn't poke me deep enough. i never look forward to our meetings, and yet everything hinges around them. i know you are doing your job, and who the heck knows where i'd be right now without you, but seriously, i can think of much better things to get poked with.

Oh wait.... *remembering something* nevermind.... :giggle: Anyway.

love,
me


Blood glucose tester thingy....?

ravfem 11-17-2010 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230189)
Blood glucose tester thingy....?

close enough (lancet)

yay you!

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 10:56 PM

[quote=scootebaby;229972]
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Originally Posted by 1PlayfulFemme (Post 229860)
Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)



Dear ****** (or **** *******),

You are always so quick to warm up. It takes you no time to start giving me exactly what I want. You aren't afraid of multiples and I love that about you. You just keep giving and giving and giving and you never tire out, even when I ask for "just one more". Which it never is. I'm greedy like that...

Of course, if I did have a complaint, it would be that every one is the exact same. The routine is a lil monotonous, don't you think? But, I guess that's just how you operate. It's okay, I will make due, you just keep on giving me what I need and I'll deal with the lack of originality!

is this a blender/mixer?

Nope, but, it does require electricity! :)

1PlayfulFemme 11-17-2010 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 229999)
Don't know if anyone guessed....

candle???

Exactly! :)

Tcountry 11-18-2010 02:37 AM

Dear ******* or in my case *****
I insert my "tool" into your hole and turn you on...you instantly start getting warm. You take me to my favorite places and sometimes go great lengths to get me to new ones. You can go for hours without needing a break.
You are eagerly waiting...ready at any time of the day or night.
You feel good under me...and I love controlling you with my hands.

Ever greatful,
me

Tcountry 11-18-2010 03:09 AM

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[QUOTE=1PlayfulFemme;229860]Hints to my unsolved puzzles! :)

Dear **** ***** ******* (or ********* **** *******),

Mmmm, there is something amazing about the way that you react when I push you to your very edge and ease you apart. I love to watch as your almost completely liquid parts stretch to their limit and then finally drip onto me. Try as I may to lick it off my skin, it takes a bit of effort. As I move you towards my mouth, it is almost inevitable that I will get some of you on my chin and lips.

When I finally get you into my mouth, you are so very warm against my tongue. I roll you around and you practically melt. I love how parts of you are so firm and solid and other parts of you are soft and filled with gooey deliciousness. If I let you cool off, you will change completely. My desire for you will not change, but your softer parts will harden, leaving me longing for something else....

I would dip you into something cool, but I you come apart so easily sometimes..especially if you get wet...

Would have to say Warm Apple Crumble...but could be wrong?!?!

Pixie 11-18-2010 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 230268)
Dear ******* or in my case *****
I insert my "tool" into your hole and turn you on...you instantly start getting warm. You take me to my favorite places and sometimes go great lengths to get me to new ones. You can go for hours without needing a break.
You are eagerly waiting...ready at any time of the day or night.
You feel good under me...and I love controlling you with my hands.

Ever greatful,
me

Truck....:canadian:

Tcountry 11-18-2010 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230427)
Truck....:canadian:

Yes Ma'am...good job!!

ravfem 11-18-2010 07:15 PM

Dear ****,

i throw you down, holding my breath, hoping against hope you'll give it to me good enough for me to keep you and not have to start over, yet again. *rolling my eyes*

i get frustrated but keep on keepin on, "one more time", i think...."this will be the one that sticks, for sure!"

i shake you...... i throw you.....

dang it.

Bust. Again.

Jesse 11-18-2010 07:24 PM

Dice?........

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 230770)
Dear ****,

i throw you down, holding my breath, hoping against hope you'll give it to me good enough for me to keep you and not have to start over, yet again. *rolling my eyes*

i get frustrated but keep on keepin on, "one more time", i think...."this will be the one that sticks, for sure!"

i shake you...... i throw you.....

dang it.

Bust. Again.


scootebaby 11-18-2010 07:29 PM

i was thinking craps

Jesse 11-18-2010 07:31 PM

Same here, but that is five letters.

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Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230788)
i was thinking craps


TickledPink 11-18-2010 07:40 PM

Dear ******* ***,

I undress and eagerly apply lotion. You have so many buttons and I want to push them all. Totally naked under your power, yet I feel so relaxed.

I grow hotter and hotter, sweat pouring off my body. My flesh can only take so much of you.

Always satisfied,
Glowing

scootebaby 11-18-2010 08:01 PM

Dear ***** *****

i gently pull you out of your resting spot,cover you in a fine powdery substance before laying you in front of me..Slowly,deliberately i begin to massage you,pushing my fingers against you,sliding slightly into you,causing you to curl up against my fingertips...when i have you just how i want you i flip you over and begin to slowly rub on you,stretching you as far as i can...when i am done i take you in my hands and slap you a few times,til i am satisfied you cant take anymore ...finally i lay you down,running my hands across you admiring how ive molded you into something everyone wants


scootebaby 11-18-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TickledPink (Post 230799)
Dear ******* ***,

I undress and eagerly apply lotion. You have so many buttons and I want to push them all. Totally naked under your power, yet I feel so relaxed.

I grow hotter and hotter, sweat pouring off my body. My flesh can only take so much of you.

Always satisfied,
Glowing

no quicker way to kick start ur summer tan than in a tanning bed

Pixie 11-18-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230823)
Dear ***** *****

i gently pull you out of your resting spot,cover you in a fine powdery substance before laying you in front of me..Slowly,deliberately i begin to massage you,pushing my fingers against you,sliding slightly into you,causing you to curl up against my fingertips...when i have you just how i want you i flip you over and begin to slowly rub on you,stretching you as far as i can...when i am done i take you in my hands and slap you a few times,til i am satisfied you cant take anymore ...finally i lay you down,running my hands across you admiring how ive molded you into something everyone wants


Pizza dough???

scootebaby 11-18-2010 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230944)
Pizza dough???


AWESOME job!! sure is

Pixie 11-18-2010 09:46 PM

Dear ***** ****-

Oh baby I don't know what I would do with out you. You are the perfect cuddler.... I love the way you feel against my skin and you make me want to stay in bed and never leave. You are always there ready and waiting....I like that you are always naked...natural and pure just for my needs.

Love you always-
Rawwr

Jesse 11-18-2010 09:49 PM

teddy bear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixie (Post 230960)
Dear ***** ****-

Oh baby I don't know what I would do with out you. You are the perfect cuddler.... I love the way you feel against my skin and you make me want to stay in bed and never leave. You are always there ready and waiting....I like that you are always naked...natural and pure just for my needs.

Love you always-
Rawwr


ravfem 11-18-2010 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 230784)
Dice?........

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 230788)
i was thinking craps

Dice it is. Though i do usually end up sayin "crap" a lot during the game, so....

:cheesy:


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