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How do you know when you are getting older?
When I KNOW I have to wear a bra otherwise I will hit myself in the face when I walk fast (due to gravity taking its toll). Angelika |
When I walk around looking for my glasses, and I am wearing them
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How do I know how old I am if I don't know who I am? Click here to play my Planet game.
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When I cramp I places I never cramped before.
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People tell me that I look pretty young for my age; I just turned 50.
But, I was in the supermarket the other day, and There was a very proud papa with his beautiful adorable infant, and She was wearing a tiny lace trimmed dress that was obviously a family heirloom, and I asked her if she would like to be in my math class in 14 years, and The papa said, If you're still teaching, you mean. :| |
When you can't see to read without specs anymore :glasses:
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When my eyes are as fuzzy as my ears :|
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your ears are not fuzzy why would you say this ye gods people are gonna think I am living with a yoda |
I knew I was getting older when this happened to me. A friend and I were having a conversation at work about memory loss and alzheimers. A few minutes into the conversation we were distracted by something going on, as it wasn't anything serious we went back to our conversation. Well at least we tried to, unfortunately we couldn't remember what we were talking about. :confused:
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I know I'm getting older when I do stupid stuff like buying groceries before books and eating dinner before dessert.:seeingstars:
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Pride weekend here in SF is no longer a big deal to me and I can think of 50 other things I would rather do
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I remember when..
When I was in my early 20's, it cost me 50 cents a gallon to pump gas into my VW Bug (I loved that car); when I was a kid, we only had channels 2,4,7,11 & 13 on our TV with a remote the size of a half-gallon of milk; I saw the Beetles play 3-weeks in row on the Ed Sullivan show and when Mick Jagger had no wrinkles; when Womens Lib first started & I used to hold Consciousness Raising groups in my small apartment!
As my daughter's used to say when they were teens: Gee mom, how old are you anyway?! |
You know you're old when...
...you're going through puberty in reverse :whoop:
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1. I remember having party lines, but no long phone numbers I dialed yesterday.
2. I have Dr phone numbers in my cell. 3. I have a mini-van because its easier to get dogs to the dog park and to grocery shopping. 4. I stopped stressing the small shit, if a friend stops by and I didn't vacuum that morning. I don't care. 5. I am much more unconditional with myself and more comfortable in my own skin. 6. I find myself skipping posts with smaller bright font if I am still having a hard time leaning back and its still fuzzy (sorry to those people I have passed on their postings at times). And yes I am increased the text size on my browser and wearing the reading glasses..lol) |
I know I am getting older.
Because I spend hours watch Nip Tuck on Netflix... And am planning my next plastic surgery. Wrinkles are so over-rated. |
When this becomes your favorite breakfast bar:
http://www.fitnessmantra.info/fitnes..._Chocolate.jpg (these are sooooo effin' good.....) |
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I know I am getting older:
*My neighbor drops off Maryland Senior Living after going to the grocery store; *My misaligned hips feel misaligned; :canoworms: *Insurance people call trying to sell me different policies, but when they find out just 2 of my pre-existing conditions I am now not eligible for any of their policies; *The sales going on at Vitamin World are huge. :canadian: |
A friend called last night about 8ish and asked if she woke me. :(
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