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You know you are older when you are playing the arcade game way past your bedtime, but you do it anyway and suffer the consequences in the morning.
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When waxing your car takes 2 days and they might not be consecutive ones either. :blink: |
when your not a Cub fan anymore?
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When those pedals don't spin around as easily as they used to!
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When even a pot coffee doesn't seem to get ya going:blink:
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When you have to increase the font size...again to be able to read...even with your glasses on...sheez!
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When you remember the first year "On Our Backs" magazine,. Still brings a smile to my lips...:thumbsup:
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When your co-workers invite you to their kids skating rink party and you start to find every excuse in the book because you don't want to break your leg!
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When the AARP starts sending you weekly invites. :bandana:
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When staying up all night is an effort not an adventure!
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I know I am getting older when I change the way I make decisions. Used to be a long drawn out process of evaluating all the options, figuring the pros and cons and weighing them all, asking confidantes for input, then mulling it all over some more. Now, it is a simpler process. Wish I could chalk it up to something esoteric and wise. But, it is just necessity. Too much thinking wastes too much precious energy. And, at this age, getting lost in thought literally means forgetting what you were supposed to be mulling over. The best part of this change in process comes with a change in attitude. A bad decision is no longer the end of the world. It's just a booboo. |
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You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. - Harrison Ford
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When you drive 30 miles to get cheap gas and you get to the stop sign right before the gas station and say damn I forgot to stop at the atm and get cash...cash price is cheaper gas....No big deal I'll pay the extra and use my debit card....idiot light comes on in the truck as I pull into the gas station...I get out, reach for my wallet...............and drummmmmm rollllllllll..........I have no wallet.......I drove 30 miles to get gas, the idiot light coming on when I turn into the parking lot and I have no cash and no debit card.....that is when you are getting older ya mind completely comes and goes at will
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You know you're getting old when you are playing a Hidden Object game on facebook and one of the things you need to find is a "music player." And you look for a record player, tape recorder, radio, anything that might play music. Can't find it for ages.
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Ya know you are getting older and yet wiser when you can't find your glasses and about the 2nd thing you do it touch the top of your head to make sure they aren't there!
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you know when your getting older when u some how find a silver dollar.and remember when they were the norm,,also 50 cent pieces ,buffalo nickles and $2 bills
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you know your getting older when..
you go on facebook..get request from people u dont know and find out they are relatives..so u accept them,and find out we have a facebook page for our relatives,,and its like family reunion,,with strangers..but there are stories ! And Im happy about it dang it lol !
When u need pills for everything ! When u go to a reunion from HS and forget 3/4 of the people's name's and u played sports with them when u hear music that makes u wanna move your groove thing and it dont move no more..except to go to the bathroom |
When your hairdresser says, "We'll just leave that (hair dye) on a little longer" :|
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When you wake up sick and feeling crappy but you drag on out of bed and on to work because that is what you are suppose to do, work...that was yesterday but today Chuckles...this morning I reverted back to my younger days and said they can do without me today. Funny how sometimes we were smarter about some things, when we were younger.
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I realized I was getting older when my kids informed me i was no longer cool :(
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I knew I was getting older when I started taking glucosamine. Sucks! Lol
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when the preacher asks if you would like to walk this afternoon and you have worked in the warehouse all day and it was at least 106 degrees and you don't think it will be that much cooler around 7ish. You almost forget that you are talking to the preacher, and you almost say not no but hell no...LOL :blink:
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when your kid laughs at you for knowing all the words to a New Kids On The Block video.
"omg, mom! please tell me you didn't dance like that??" |
when you reflect and realize that long long ago life was so simple...there were no early disconnection fees, no activation fees, no UPGRADE fees, no paying for TV, just an antenna, an you got off your butt to change the channels on it and looking back that really wasn't a bad thing.
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I knew I was old when I heard an Ozzy Osbourne song in a commercial! There is no way those little kids would be humming "crazy train" !!!!!
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Personally, I realized I was getting older when I needed glasses....literally OVERNIGHT.... :|
AND.... I find myself telling my kids how much stuff USED to cost....like my gramma used to do....lol AND...lol I get annoyed when bus stops are SO close together.....and yet when we were kids, we had to walk wicked far, even in the freezing cold. Kids have it wayyyyy easier now..... |
I really found out how old I have gotten on a recent job interview. The question was "describe the last item you sold"....
Ummmm, That would have been Touch Tone service and the Princess Telephone:sunglass:....My interviewer had never used a rotary phone..... Wondering if I will get the job. |
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