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Chad 08-29-2017 05:16 PM

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If easygoingfemme knocked on my door I would pull her into the house and give her a big hug. Next, I would look to see where she hid Homoe. I would drive her around to show her my beautiful Texas hill country and bbq more food than we could eat. We would finish our visit laughing so hard that we could not stand it anymore.

:cowboy:

homoe 08-29-2017 05:28 PM

IF Chad knocked on my door I'd scream "What the hell you doing here?" But then of course I'd explain how I was just about to leave on a road trip to visit hym!



On the trip back to hys place I'd get all pissy unless hy shared some of what hy's been up to since being MIA here on the Planet!

Of course I wouldn't expect hym to kiss and tell, hy's to much of a gentleman for that sort of thing..but still I'm an inquisitive sort so hy better cough up one or two tidbits just to be on the safe side.

Chad 08-29-2017 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1166146)
IF Chad knocked on my door I'd scream "What the hell you doing here?" But then of course I'd explain how I was just about to leave on a road trip to visit hym!



On the trip back to hys place I'd get all pissy unless hy shared some of what hy's been up to since being MIA here on the Planet!

Of course I wouldn't expect hym to kiss and tell, hy's to much of a gentleman for that sort of thing..but still I'm an inquisitive sort so hy better cough up one or two tidbits just to be on the safe side.


Hmmm......let's consult my passport....
Maybe there is a clue in my little black book....

A superhero never reveals his secrets. Haha!

:cigar2:

homoe 08-29-2017 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1166166)
Hmmm......let's consult my passport....
Maybe there is a clue in my little black book....

A superhero never reveals his secrets. Haha!

:cigar2:

SO TRUE my dear friend so true.......:hangloose:

easygoingfemme 08-31-2017 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1166142)
If easygoingfemme knocked on my door I would pull her into the house and give her a big hug. Next, I would look to see where she hid Homoe. I would drive her around to show her my beautiful Texas hill country and bbq more food than we could eat. We would finish our visit laughing so hard that we could not stand it anymore.

:cowboy:

*perfect*

If Homoe knocked on my door I'd say... *again*? Then we would hop in the car and head to Texas to lend a hand where we can.

homoe 09-01-2017 05:39 PM

If easygoing did come and pick me up, first we'd go help as much as we could and THEN we'd head over to Chad's spread and have tons of fun with good food drink and laughter!

Kätzchen 09-01-2017 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1166738)
If easygoing did come and pick me up, first we'd go help as much as we could and THEN we'd head over to Chad's spread and have tons of fun with good food drink and laughter!

If homoe just happened to surprise me by knocking on my door, I'd swoop her up in a big hug....pull her inside and find out how long she'd be in town. Then I'd sit her down and get her something cold to sip on. If she was here for long, I would say to her, "hey, let's go paint the town Red!" Then i would ask her if we could go see a movie and get something to eat. And, if we had time, then, I'd take her for a long walk and show her my favorite park in town.....

homoe 09-01-2017 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1166770)
If homoe just happened to surprise me by knocking on my door, I'd swoop her up in a big hug....pull her inside and find out how long she'd be in town. Then I'd sit her down and get her something cold to sip on. If she was here for long, I would say to her, "hey, let's go paint the town Red!" Then i would ask her if we could go see a movie and get something to eat. And, if we had time, then, I'd take her for a long walk and show her my favorite park in town.....

Oh that sounds like a wonderful plan, that being said, don't be surprised if someday I DO knock on your door..........:hangloose:

homoe 09-01-2017 08:10 PM

First off if Miss Katz could ever fine my door out here in Green Acres I'd be shocked......this area isn't for the faint of heart!

But IF she did and knocked on it, I'd invite her in and offer her refreshments. Then I'd like to have a nice conversation with her about all the books she has read and wants to still read. After that if she had time, I'd take her out, her choosing of course as she is the visiting guest, for a evening meal. We'd start with an appetizers, move to the main course, and then of course dessert! I'd suggest we each order one and split instead of ordering just one and share. After that I'd walk her to her car and thank her for visiting.

Deborah* 10-26-2017 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1166142)
If easygoingfemme knocked on my door I would pull her into the house and give her a big hug. Next, I would look to see where she hid Homoe. I would drive her around to show her my beautiful Texas hill country and bbq more food than we could eat. We would finish our visit laughing so hard that we could not stand it anymore.

:cowboy:

How nice Chad.

Deborah

Chad 10-26-2017 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Deborah* (Post 1177438)
How nice Chad.

Deborah

Thank you, Deborah. I do love to show off the hill country and bbq some yummy food.

Chad

homoe 10-26-2017 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad (Post 1177464)
Thank you, Deborah. I do love to show off the hill country and bbq some yummy food.

Chad

IF Chad knocked on my door I'd invite Chad in and ask for a crash course in 'fixing' things! I'm not all that handy around the house to be very honest!

Blade 11-11-2017 01:45 PM

You'd find a stack of towels I folded days ago in one recliner and me and 2 dogs in the other recliner watching football

cathexis 11-11-2017 05:46 PM

If you knocked on my door, I'd greet you armed. Once I determined you safe I'd welcome you into my messy small apartment and offer you my seat. I would sit on a pail or box. You would meet my family, Partner, Che and Calliope (my cats). After extended greeting, I would find out the reason of the visit.
The TV would be on a news channel, likely MSNBC. The windows are all covered. The only light comes from artificial means, usually and preferred incandescent bulbs.

Orema 11-19-2017 08:30 AM

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cathexis, if you knocked on my door today I’d invite you in to watch MSNBC ... I’d offer you a warm drink and a breakfast bun while we moan and groan about politics, and I’d close the shutters if you didnt want any natural light.

:tea:

homoe 11-19-2017 09:49 AM

If Orema knocked on my door today I'd faint first of all! I mean finding me out here on Green Acres is not for the faint of heart nor is it a easy feat!

After I came to, I'd grab her arm and hurry her in before she could get away! Being the inquisitive one that I'm am, I'd beg her for all the news on how her and her beau re-connected, etc etc!

Afterwards no doubt we'd catch up and chat about movies, politics, and how the world seems to be going to hell in a hand basket! If we had enough time I'd suggest going out for a delicious meal followed by decadent dessert...... calories be damned!

girl_dee 11-26-2017 05:56 AM

if Moe knocked on my door, i would squeal and say “get in here!”,,,,,

i would ask for us to forget the politics and talk about something way more interesting... like the phenomenon of the Christmas Holiday starting in August, and how wrong that is. :amsmiling:

i would probably have my home made holiday cookies out, because i make them for Thanksgiving, and offer some to Moe with a warm beverage.

:toast:

Esme nha Maire 11-26-2017 06:06 AM

If Dee knocked on my door, I'd squeal, let her in, apolgise for the untidiness of the flat, offer her a cuppa, and ask her what the heck she's doing this side of The Pond. Then have a good long natter and suggest maybe a shopping trip in town including a meal at a nice restaurant?

girl_dee 11-26-2017 03:25 PM

if Esme knocked on my door i would ask her to come on in and have a chat about our snogging experiences.

easygoingfemme 11-26-2017 03:41 PM

If Dee knocked on my door today I would pretty much knock her over with a very enthusiastic hug and then apologize for myself.

Then I would bring her in and pour us drinks and flop on the couch and chat for a nice long while.

Then we would hit the town and maybe get a tattoo or go shopping and eat good food :)


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