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Hollylane 11-16-2012 09:59 PM
Conversation between my supervisor and I tonight:

Hollylane (called out across the call center as I'm leaving for the weekend): Ben, what are you bringing to work for me on Monday?

Ben: The pot, I even sent myself a reminder email.

Hollylane: I really appreciate the lengths you're willing to go to keep your employees happy Ben, and since memory loss can be a problem, the reminder email was a smashing idea! :)

Ben: :| Did I just say that? :|

Hollylane: For those of you listening to the current conversation, Ben is referring to a pot to plant in.... A plant.... The team plant... Not that kind of plant. Some violets and other succulents. Jeez.

Ben (mumbling, chuckling, and shaking his head): Smart ass.

Hollylane 11-22-2012 05:42 PM
Overheard at Gaige's Parents' House
 
Take the buns, and get some rest!

Gaige 11-26-2012 06:48 AM
FarmVille2 supplies
 
I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.

Hollylane 11-26-2012 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 706948)
I’ll never forget the woman who gives me wood.
To which I replied: "Oh my gawd, you made me choke!"

GraffitiBoi 11-26-2012 08:19 AM
"Do you want me to get you off?"

My (at that time) girlfriend to my best friend who was on a phone call she couldn't end.

Hollylane 11-29-2012 10:31 AM
More Farmville2 fun...
 
Gaige: "You gave me sugar and you gave me wood!"

chefhmboyrd 11-29-2012 10:55 AM
"you want me to put that Where???"

Hollylane 12-02-2012 02:30 AM
More Farmville Out of Context Fun...
 
"Oh man! I've got to have five feasts, I've got you already coming...."

Hollylane 12-26-2012 09:33 AM
Hollylane speaking about Macadamias...
 
"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"

Gaige 12-26-2012 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollylane (Post 723304)
"That has got to be the strangest thing you do, washing your nuts"
Hey, you'd wash your nuts too if they were as salty as mine.

Hollylane 12-26-2012 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaige (Post 723307)
Hey, you'd wash your nuts too if they were as salty as mine.
Upon reading this post...the first thing out of my mouth...

"Uhhhhh, gag worthy!"

Hollylane 12-26-2012 12:23 PM
Gaige's Farmville chatter...
 
"Since this morning, I've been making babies..."

Hollylane 12-30-2012 01:19 PM
Announcer for the Ravens game....
 
"They tried to get a guy off, but it was too late."

Hollylane 01-19-2013 12:00 AM
Gaige, speaking to a co-worker....
 
"I don't have anything to stir my cream with! I'm going to use my finger to stir it, if I don't find a stick. No! That's too big!"

TheMerryFairy 01-19-2013 12:07 AM
Housemate "Have you seen my other pair?"

Me : "I didn't know you had a first set!"

Hollylane 01-29-2013 11:48 AM
Don't eat anything down there!

Hollylane 02-10-2013 04:22 PM
Hmmm?
 
"Step one, going down"

Admittedly, I stopped listening after step one was announced. :|

Bèsame* 02-10-2013 04:33 PM
You have to take all those panties off.

Hollylane 02-16-2013 03:44 PM
Customer, when asked for her DL#
 
"I'll give that to you, just give me a second while he pulls it out...":|

Gaige 02-16-2013 03:47 PM
said by my co-worker Shelly
 
You know what I’m going to put in my hole?


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