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"You gotta have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise it's just you and a cat and before you know, 40 candles on your birthday cake".
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"Hey, you remind me of a man. What man? Man with the power. What power?Power of hoodoo. Hoodoo?You Do.. what? Remind me of a man"
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"What we have here is a failure to communicate" This is what I say when my guys, for some reason, do the opposite of what I ask them to do. I just have to laugh.
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"A girl can't read that sort of thing without her lipstick".
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"That's my wife, Carolyn. See the way the handle on her pruning shears matches her gardening clogs? That's not an accident".
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"Oysters are a vehicle for crackers and ketchup".
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"Don't feel sorry for me. I'm happy. I'm widow happy. I'm widow with two kids happy. You grade on a curve, I'm happy".
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"I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end".
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"I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this".
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You've kept him alive so that he can die at the proper moment.
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"I am NOT going to New York to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction"?
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"My mother had it. My mother's mother had it. They both had the gift. They always said I had it, but I never did. I never had it. They told me what it was like. They told me all about it, but now that I got it, I don't think I want it. So do me a favor, just go away. Find somebody else"
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