Campfire

Wyr have s'mores or plain ol' campfire charred marshmallows?

campfire.. marshmallows take forever by candle .

wyr hot dog or burger at those grocery store funded charity fundraisers

blech! Burger.

wyr go without toothpaste or shampoo?

Shampoo

Wyr play putt-putt golf or laser tag?

toothpaste.. I really can keep my mouth shut if needbe.

wyr wait 2-3 months in Canada to see a specialist for free or drive across the border, pay $100 and get your splinter removed in about 5 minutes?

Pay the $100.

Wyr be tormented by nightmares or a guilty conscience for a week?

Nightmares

Wyr someone tell you what you want to hear or be brutally honest?

Brutally honest (not too brutal)

wyr shop for antiques or go to a farmer's market?

Uh oh...I really enjoy both. If I must choose, farmers market

Wyr take a drive and see wild flowers or see bald Eagles?

Bald Eagles

Wyr volunteer in a campaign office or attend a protest rally?

bald eagles

WYR never cutting your finger nails OR never shaving your legs

never shave legs..

wyr learn to waltz or 2 step?

2 step

Would you rather hear a foghorn or a train in the distance?

Foghorn

Wyr go to a carnival or rodeo?

Tricky....Rodeo (if the animals aren't being harmed)

Wyr go on a road trip and stay at off highway motels or fly to your destination and stay at a 5 star hotel?

Road trip!

Wyr stay inside by the fireplace or have a bonfire?

bonfire

wyr breakup over phone or email

Neither, unless it's a LDR and those are the only options. Otherwise, I find that to be extremely rude, disrespectful and cowardly.

Wyr drive yourself around in an unfamiliar city or take a cab?

"neither" is not an option, I'm afraid.

drive around.. it gets less unfamiliar that way

wyr: kiss one cheek or two?

Indonesia

Wyr dance in the rain or build a snowman?

i'll read
wyr: write a humourous essay or a serious one

Single and happy!

Wyr attend a major sporting event or watch it on television?

I wish I could even ride a bike, as we have great bike trails here.

Would you rather scuba dive or rock climb?

dive, though i'd be scared "shit-less" all the way down

wyr read the NY Times or the National Review.

let's go with the NY Times

WYR go on a rollercoaster with a young teen who appears to be doped up be responsible for the rollercoaster ride OR go on the ferris wheel with a young sweet looking girl who is responsible for the ferris wheel ride BUT you hear a lot of wheels squeaking going on?

option b.

wyr watch a john candy film or brad pitt film?

Brad Pitt

WYR push mow or use a riding mower

India

WYR visit Germany or Ireland?

Ireland

WYR: drink wine that comes in a screw top bottle or wine that has a plastic cork?

neither.

wyr : eat white or dark chocolate?

Dark

Would you rather be tickled for 30 minutes straight or be spanked for 30 minutes? (Neither is not an option! :D)

tickled.

wyr get buzzed by a bee or a hornet?

A bee

Would you rather visit Tibet or Finland?

Finland

WYR visit Ireland or Scotland?

Ireland

wyr eat tater tots or a bag of kale?