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I CONFESS....
that as a wee child of the age of like 4, I would steal when my mom would take me to the grocery store.
What would I steal you ask? The big pack of juicy fruit gum! My mom told me that if I didn't stop doing it, she would call the cops. So, what did I do? I did it again and got caught in the closet with the pack and several sticks of gum in my mouth. I thought I was going to the big house for sure but thankfully, she was lenient and I never did it again. Whew.. glad I got that off my chest! |
I was shopping at CVS today and had a lip stain in my hand that I've been eyeing. I stopped in the candy aisle on my way out. I decided not to get any candy but when I looked up the line at the front of the store it was ridiculously long. I confess that I hid it under a Halloween sized bag of Kit Kat bars and quickly left the store.
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I confess to having Dreyer's chocolate peanut butter cup ice cream for breakfast.
What? I had raisins first. sheesh! |
I confess that I still smoke cigarettes. I confess that I miss the days when we all smoked cigarettes, when we all smelled bad, when we all were going to die together.
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I confess...
I'M tired of it all sucking so much... One thing going right would make all the difference.. That's all I can process at this time... |
I confess I am majoring in procrastination right now. I really need to be working but...well, I decided to confess instead.
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I confess
- it has been way too long since my last confession. - drinking coffee after 10 pm is not one of my brightest ideas. |
I confess that I feel quite frustrated at this point in my life.
And yet, I also see, that it's because I've also been focused on what truly does not matter. One of the loneliest feelings in the world, is the feeling of being misunderstood... and yet, I also realize that I have many good-hearted people around me, who would happily take a bullet for me (and I them). I know that this is what truly matters, and yet... it still takes my heart down sometimes. (w) |
I confess that..
I'm taking charge of my life. :koolaid: |
I confess that I was just trying to think of the last movie that I saw so that I could post it on a thread here.
I know what movie it is but couldn't for the life of me think of the name. I was thinking terminator.. no that's not it... it's the movie with the big robots... maybe if I google big robots.. it will come to me. So I did google big robots and got the name.. thankfully! Transformers 4! lol Ah well.. the mind is a mysterious thing isn't it?? |
I confess...
I have so many people cheering for me...and things have finally taken a turn for the better.. I'm a lucky and grateful girl...and I feel shitty for whining...lol |
I confess...
I have so many people cheering for me...and things have finally taken a turn for the better.. I'm a lucky and grateful girl...and I feel shitty for whining...lol |
I confess..
Sometimes when I’m driving to work, I imagine a futuristic traffic system where cars that are going below the speed limit in the fast lane are zapped and teleported to the side of the road for a time out. Maybe a 30 minute or hour time out where they would be forced to watch a video on the hazards of fucked up driving and would have to pass a test before they could be on their way. OK the real confession... I confess... This has been ongoing and improved upon over several trips to work while being stuck behind a slow driver. Initially I envisioned the car being vaporized. I've since toned it down a bit. Still would love to see the driver timeouts though. |
I confess…
A femme from this site was in a dream I had this morning. It was an innocent dream. I was seated at my desk at work and she was leaning over my right shoulder helping me with my learning modules. It was a strange dream. I could see us both staring at the computer screen and talking but it was background noise. Like when someone talks to you and your mind is elsewhere so you hear that someone is talking but you’re not listening. Then she leaned low on the desk and I was suddenly viewing the dream from my own eyes but still wasn’t hearing what was said. I could see in my peripheral vision that she was close which made me anxious. I couldn’t look her way and kept my eyes on my computer screen. I finally did slowly turn my head and look her in the eyes. I think it ended there because that’s all I remember. I confess… I wanted to put this in the dreams thread but was too lazy to find it. |
I confess! After looking all over my bed and sheets hoping to find the soft plastic tip to my Bluetooth in one piece, I didn't find it.
I confess I sat on the bed to put my boxer briefs on, stood up and pulled 'em up and popped the waist band. I sat back down on the bed and felt a lump in the back of my boxers. I stood back up and felt it. It felt like a lent bunny from the dryer. I confess I slid my hand inside my boxers and down the left side of my butt, to find the half of the chewed up plastic ear piece stuck to my butt. Yes, I got tickled, cuz I don't sleep nekid. So I either sat on it when I sat on the bed to put my boxers on, or all my traveling I do during the night and it being sorta gel like. It might have gotten stuck on my thigh and all my oochin and scoochin, it made it's way to my butt cheek. I confess, maybe I should have put this in the "how'd that get there" thread. |
ROFLMyCuteAssOff!!!
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OMG!! I confess....I'm still cracking up at this!!! I keep tellin ya, we need to start a blog with all the funny chit that happens here! I must confess...never a dull moment in this house with my crazy friend and his loopy dog! |
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I confess...since he was cold after his bath, I did put a blue and white fuzzy warm coat on him...but It's your fault it looked like a dress because it came from that huge bag of doggy clothes you got at auction. It was either that, or make him look like a giant candy cane in his candy cane PJs you got him. |
I confess...the new steroids they put me on has me craving serious snacks (dang it, I've lost about 12 ponds in just over a month)...and has my already high sex drive singing.."I like it..I love it...I WANT SOME MORE OF IT!!"...
Holy Hannah this is gonna be a rough three weeks! |
I confess that I turned my oven on at 11AM and totally forgot about it until now.
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