True! Every New Year in recent memory has been happy for one reason or another.

T or F you are the type to make New Year resolutions?

False

T or F you keep New Year's Resolutions?

False. If I did, I'd be a slim, fit teetotaller.

T/F you think the United States should just get on with it and make Cuba the 51st State. Sorry Puerto Rico.

False...but it's 9 AM. ;)

T or F you've tried dog food before.

True... don't ask.


T or F... you've had a crush on your best friend.

T...I was 19 at the time and head over heels. I don't think she knew.

T or F...you're a "never nude" (someone who doesn't even like being naked when no ones around)!

True

T or F... you've previously lied on one of these T or F questions

F...if I didn't want to tell the truth, I wouldn't answer a question.

T or F...you hate confrontation?

That is definitely true... so much so these questions are making me sweat.

T or F.... you can pick things up with your toes.

I can pick up things that aren't too hard to grasp...but I'm guessing most people can?

T or F you force yourself to do unpleasant things (things that make you sweat) because you feel you should? ;)

Apparently that is true!

T or F.... you can flip your eyelids up.

F...and I'm OK with that. :)

T or F you can curl your tongue (you know, that thing they say is genetic, in which you curl both sides around the middle?)

And I'm out! I've got a ton of work I'm procrastinating on...later!

True.

T or F.... you have used the opposite sex's bathroom.

yes, in high school we smoked pot in the boy's bathroom during games.


T or F ... You fucking hate Valentine's Day

True...hate the crass commercialism of it.


True or false, you love cycling a few miles on crisp, clear, winter's days.

False

T or F you like orange marmalade?

Ew false!

T or F Do you like nutella?

True

T or F you eat toast with cinnamon sugar and butter?

True

T or F you eat gravy with french fries?

True

T or F you like cookies?

False

T or F it's raining where you live?

False

T or F you like to ride roller coasters?

false.

t/f : you dislike candles.

false, it's way too cold to rain here.

t/f your friends think you have a great sense of humour.

True

T or F you watch reality shows?

false

t/f you prefer portraits to landscapes

Ummm not sure lol

T or F you are a professional photographer?

false

t/f you love going to art galleries

True.

T or F you love going commando? :D

I'm ambivalent. Depends on the ambient temp.

t/f: you never thought you'd live to see a $5 cup of coffee.

False

T or F .... you sometimes make a wish on a star

true and it seldom fails me

t/f you are quite superstitious.

F...except when it's true. ;)

T/F you have a visual representation of time in your head when you think of the future...or the past.

honestly I'm not quite sure what that means so I'll say "false" just to be safe and avoid possible lawsuits.

t/f: you've been arrested for public nudity and lascivious indecent public display.

Regarding the visualization of time in one's head: I swear I'm not making this up! lol. I googled it and this is the closest example I could find to what I'm talking about:
http://txfx.net/2008/04/26/how-i-vis...s-of-the-year/

The years, for example...i guess you could say I always pictured them in a very egocentric way. The decades from my birth (October of 1973, if you MUST know :p) to the year 2010 I pictured as being laid out horizontally stacked. Then suddenly they start being stacked vertically again. I guess I started seeing the years this way when I was much younger and I must not have considered my life to "count" after 2010 (which is sad and ridiculous, but that's the way I saw it). Now every decade gets added vertically into mental clouds, or blank space, I hadn't previously accounted for (visually).

Did I just out myself as being completely insane? :D

TLDR; I picture the years, months, days in my head and I want to know if you do, too!