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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 134569)

I can't know.

Something about the right of bulbs to screw in sockets, I think. It's all so vague now.

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 134490)

Or you could use these... (cuz some of us like to be all matchy and stuff) :cheesy:
anybody with a geiger counter? :seeingstars:
http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attac...351/004/1.jpeg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spirit Dancer (Post 134392)

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s.../lightbulb.jpg

oh look! it has a perfect mani-pedi! :canadian:

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxnroperv (Post 134238)

I'm calling "uncle" ... you guys are killing me! Laughing so hard, tears ran down my legs!
I think that I've shorted out!

Um.......those weren't tears, Sparky....

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxnrope (Post 134749)

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..

oh look! it has a perfect mani-pedi! :canadian:

The perfect mani pedi to go with the
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...0eef1a92a1.jpg

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 134613)

I said RABID ferrets. All domesticated ferrets that have their shots are exempt from my contempt. Don't generalize my specification.

If a rabid ferret comes in here, demanding an apology, I shall give it. Only then.

Oh, and did you HAVE to pick one with a cooter showing? My eyes! My eyes!

What's a time out? :eyebat:

I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.

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Originally Posted by adorable (Post 134671)

Members of the FLLBA (Ferret love light bulb association) have no place on the planet!! Use of a pic that poor ferret's vaygagay - SHAMELESS (although I see your point)!!! - That poor thing was probably brought here from some far away land against its will and FORCED to love that bulb just for a couple raisins!

REPORTED To Chris Hansen!!!!

You either!

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxnrope (Post 134749)

must've been drinking that :koolaid: again ..

I like koolaid.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 134774)

I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.

You either!

I like koolaid.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?

dunno :| I don't think that there's a lick between 'em :seeingstars:

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 134774)

I can't believe you are accusing me of ferret porn.

The cooter...vajayjay...it's right there.

Put some panties on the poor thing. :blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 134774)

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?

Yes.

Wait. Is this now that thread where you put three items into a box and come up with something (hopefully) amusing and new?

If so, um....Dumb and Dumber! They were not bright, kinda fuzzy and had big honking noses.

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Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 134845)

The cooter...

Heh. You said cooter. Heh. :|

Oops..wrong thread

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Originally Posted by JustJo (Post 134608)

Perhaps you would prefer the de-furred version?

http://lh3.ggpht.com/soupstudio/R_2j...0UNDERWEAR.jpg

ROFL!!!! My buddies saw this pic and they are like is this the video or just the picture.

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Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 134774)

.

Can someone tell me if there is a link between geese, ferrets and lightbulbs?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...tenderness.jpg

All God's creatures (including ferrets & geese...see right), waiting for their chance in the spotLIGHT.

Well?

You ASKED! I live to serve..... (f)

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 134888)

ET, flip the switch

http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R4HXikK...light_bulb.jpg

is that a new PEZ container powered by a (gasp!) socket??? I'm calling the union and telling them that sockets are working out of class! :whine: maybe a ferret will come by and eat the disloyal thing :goodluck: where are the bulbs to go now? :overreaction:

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Originally Posted by Daywalker (Post 132826)

How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

:brightbulb:

1
to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
:formalbow:

14
to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
:fyi:

7
to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
:shocking:

1
to move it to the Lighting section

2
to argue then move it to the Electricals section
:slapfight:

7
to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5
to flame the spell checkers
:threadjack:

3
to correct spelling/grammar flames

6
to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
:argue:

2
industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15
know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry,
and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
:eyebrow:

19
to post that this forum is not about light bulbs
and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
:mob:

36
to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
((~~~yep, the Smiley limits kinda suck right now 8^| ~~~))

7
to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4
to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

:darthsmiley:

3
to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
:popcorn:

13
to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
:weedsmoke:

5
to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
:overreaction:

4
to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
:|

13
to say
"do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1
forum lurker to respond to the original
post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
:seeingstars:

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Disclaimer:
Any Character examples used in the above post that
may have an uncanny resemblance to any of you,
rest assured you're just being paranoid.

Wee.

P.S. This thread idea was stolen from Turino,
who started this Heinous Fuckery Circa 5-11-07 on the Bee Eff site.

Me Too.
:coffee:

And I should like to have one of these, in a solar version:

http://www.mrpotatohead.net/1990/litebrite.jpg

:daywalker:

Sing with me, won't You?

"It only takes a spark___ to keep a fire_ glowing...."

Ok, that's all I can remember. :eyebat: Good job, everybody!!

How many are we up to???:blink::brightbulb:

I came in to count - I thought this was the tootsie pop thread :jester:

So I have acquired a huge black 'Rave' type of
spinning light ball thingy with lots of groovy colors.
:koolaid:

It's going to be the center piece to the Groovy
70's hang out pad theme in the garage.
:flyingweed:

http://www.lighting-gallery.net/gall...ight_Ball2.JPG

It turns, but the colored lights are a no show.
:|

So I opened it up and found a very Speshel bulb that I will likely shuffle
to the ends of the Earth looking for...and well, I thought of this thread.

:|

http://www.avbits.com/acatalog/159336-150.jpg

Yer Welcome

:weedsmoke:

:daywalker:

One.

A disco ball and weed

Is the garage insolated?

:thinking:

Well, no...but I'm hoping that the Groovy Ball Bulb will put off hella heat.

:tinfoil:

:daywalker: