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girl_dee 11-26-2017 03:43 PM

if easy were to knock on my door, i would totally pretend i did not like being tackled....

i would take us to my tattoo guy and totally get something fun and new...

then we would drink.

Kätzchen 11-27-2017 11:09 AM

If Dee knocked on my door today, I'd be happy to invite her in and make some fresh coffee for her and see what I have on hand to go with our tea and coffee.....AND, if her puppy is with her, I'd pet her puppy and sing her a little lullabye, after I gave her a treat! Of course, after inviting her in, we'd talk for a spell and exchange ideas on what we hope to do next summer!

homoe 11-27-2017 11:21 AM

IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off!

Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

Kätzchen 11-27-2017 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1183493)
IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off!

Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

That sounds Wonderful!!!!

<<<<<<<~~ Wants to go visit & watch movies with (((((homoe)))))), real soon.

See, that's the sandwich I LOVE too :awww:

homoe 11-27-2017 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1183495)
That sounds Wonderful!!!!

<<<<<<<~~ Wants to go visit & watch movies with (((((homoe)))))), real soon.

See, that's the sandwich I LOVE too :awww:

Yikes..............:|


NOW if Miss Katz knocked on my door I might pretend not to be home OR holler out "I got a gun and I know how to use it".......

Kätzchen 11-27-2017 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1183502)
Yikes..............:|


NOW if Miss Katz knocked on my door I might pretend not to be home OR holler out "I got a gun and I know how to use it".......

LMAO!!!

:blink:

:giggle:

Ha. Ha. Ha.

homoe 11-28-2017 12:15 PM

I was just kidding!

I'd still invite her in and fix a sandwich for her and let her pick out some movies.......:popcorn:

~ocean 11-28-2017 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1183659)
I was just kidding!

I'd still invite her in and fix a sandwich for her and let her pick out some movies.......:popcorn:

If you BOTH knocked on my door ~ I'd have to move my dogs over and put a plate of appetizers and wine & fruit juice on the coffee table . Order a good movie.

Femmewench 11-28-2017 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ~ocean (Post 1183663)
If you BOTH knocked on my door ~ I'd have to move my dogs over and put a plate of appetizers and wine & fruit juice on the coffee table . Order a good movie.

Ocean, if you knocked on my door, I'd invite you into my home and vehicle. We would then have the option of staying where we are or traveling to a different locale. Mi casa es su casa. But you can't drive it! Once we have the location we want we'd nibble on snacks unless you'd like a full meal.

~ocean 11-28-2017 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Femmewench (Post 1183697)
Ocean, if you knocked on my door, I'd invite you into my home and vehicle. We would then have the option of staying where we are or traveling to a different locale. Mi casa es su casa. But you can't drive it! Once we have the location we want we'd nibble on snacks unless you'd like a full meal.

I make a good side seat helper ~ I tend to take exits if they seem interesting lol

homoe 11-29-2017 12:42 PM

If ~ocean knocked on my door I'd faint dead-a-way!

Reach *BANNED* 08-23-2018 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1183855)
If ~ocean knocked on my door I'd faint dead-a-way!


If homoe knocked on my door today- I would invite her in and ask if she would like something to drink. I would then offer to let her look through the music collection and pick something out to listen to. Once that is cue'd up- we could sit on the back deck -where I would thank her for making the journey to see me.. and chat about whatever was on our minds.

Blade 08-23-2018 05:03 PM

You'd find 2 lazy dogs sunning themselves on the couch

Orema 10-22-2019 04:51 PM

If Blade knocked on my door today I’d invite him in for a cup of Thai Coconut soup, a toke on the bong, and his choice of a movie to watch.

homoe 10-22-2019 04:54 PM

IF Orema knocked on my door, I'd usher her in and set her down with a libation then converse non-talk movie talk with her......oh we'd talk for hours no doubt then perhaps later go see a movie! Of course after the movie we'd want to discuss it and what better way than over a nice meal.

Bèsame* 10-22-2019 05:13 PM

Omg.
if home knocked on my door...

The smirk that showed up on our faces would quickly turn into laughing our asses off over our secret jokes!!!

Psst..can you just imagine?

Then it would quickly turn into all things Chicago!

MaddieRobbie 10-24-2019 11:04 AM

Keep a' knocking...
 
If you ALL knocked on my door today...

I'd probably need a bigger apartment. Not that you all wouldn't be welcome, I'd just run out of chairs too soon!

I would run out for a lot of delicious snacks. I'd pick a really fun playlist. I'd pour drinks for those who do, and offer alternatives for those who don't. I'd ask everyone about their love lives...and tell them all about mine. I might invite you to dance...or sing...or just look cool.

Stone-Butch 10-24-2019 12:45 PM

Knock on my door
 
If I knocked on Mattie's door, knowing how generous she is, then I would have brought a couple of chairs and some goodies to share with her crowd.

cathexis 10-24-2019 09:41 PM

After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.

homoe 10-25-2019 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis (Post 1255186)
After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.

IF cathexis knocked on my door, I'd scream out "I got a gun and I know how to use it"

OK just kidding about the gun......I have NO idea how to use a gun

I'd grab cathexis and say "lets blow this pop stand" we'd head for Chicago....


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