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More Farmville fun...
Gaige:
"Mannnnn, people are stingy with their cherries!" |
Oooo, she is pissing me off, she needs to keep her hands of my panties.
Said me, the one who just fixed the panty table! |
Gaige and her donuts...
"I want to see the cream busting out...I touched this one, it's mine..."
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The electrodes coming from my nose keep pulling and hurting me every time Gaige makes me laugh and so she offered this advice...
"Just hold your string in place, when you laugh, so it doesn't hurt you" :| |
"My hole never gets stuffed with cream" Said the child complaining about his doughnut.
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the rehash of a chess game
he had me in a position i was aware of but not really familiar with so i was a little uncomfortable at first
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I can't find the super cock, do we have any regular? - in reference to Sriracha Sauce, aka Cock because of the rooster on the label.
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Brought to you by the wonderful world of vaping during conversation...
"Stop sucking on that thing, and answer me woman!"
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I'm already looking at you, but I want to look at your stuff too...
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Johnny told me to cut it, so I went ahead and released it...
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If it is stiff, I know you'll rub it...
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I just bought a t-shirt says 'I rode the big one'
statement from Hym... 'no, not tonight, I'm afraid you would fall off' |
Quote:
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" How much longer is this going to go on for?"
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Golf Course Sign...
"Free Range Mother's Day" |
"Dude I don't like it when she's mad at me, so I do everything she tells me too."
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Gaige:
"When I go down, I lift..." |
Chessie is too ball focused...
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the makings of a good belly laugh between friends ...it's getting hot in here! !
Friend 1: my fingers just ain't made for this...
friend 2: OH REALLY? friend 1: where's my little thang? friend 2: ...about to die laughing friend 1: I don't want anything you're on! friend 2: it's called (to protect the not so innocent, insert name of friend 1 here) friend 1: I definitely don't want any of that! ......the setting for this laughing fest...A hot kitchen! lmao! |
While playing Cribbage:
"Well, for a hand that wasn't worth anything it sure made for good pegging." :| While playing Euchre: "That's right -- your partner takes ALL your tricks!" :| :| :| |
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