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I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there :tease:
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when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face
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~ when you can't remember what day it is ~
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you know your getting older when,,you want to move to Vegas to retire,,NOT for the entertainment ..but because the dry heat helps your bones not hurt !
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Your email fills with advertisements for all manner of age defying lotions and potions. How do they know? :confused:
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we talked about this the other night,,when u dont respond to the AARP mailers ,and they stop..cause now they think your dead
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I was asking the same question "How do they know?" when I got my first invitation to join ARRP. What I find in my mail is marketing for Life Insurance, Long Term Care and in my email spam, Viagra advertisements. :| |
When a two year old can wear you out in about an hour.....God I love that baby, but she is wired for sound
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things just start kinkin' up
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When you are perfectly content going the speed limit....
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Damn. I better get over to Gagful one of these days and see what sort of pictures they have.
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When your doctor and eye doctor both tell you so... in the same week.
Damn those 20 somethings, what do they know about old. |
When my bones sound like Rice Krispies? Snap Crackle Pop. :blink:
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I'm still just under 30, but you know you're getting older when your friend's 22-year-old sister's Friday night Facebook status reads,
"At #divasclub ... so shitfaced lol #ipoopglitter #faghag #cosmolife" and yours reads, "At a Gustin House recital series performance with Mom featuring my old school chum, soprano Ileana M and pianist Rachel A... this shit is off the hook!" and when the recital and reception/schmooze is over, it's just before 10 and you both decide to go home instead of out for a drink because church pews = lower back pain. :tea: |
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When it is suppose to be a night of dinner and then going to the bar....
And it ends up dinner..going home to change into comfies..and then going to the movies instead because you don't want to be in a crowd! |
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when you play the football game in the snow and haf way thru the game you hurt not after and when you take the head shot you used to get right up from and dont you may be getting a teenie tiny bit older....not that i know first hand or anything lol
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Not only did I realize I have gotten older, but my friends have come right on long with me....
I had a party at my place and after the clean up was done, I still have a fridge full of beer and the bar isn't empty!:sunglass: Not to mention when I woke up, there was not one passed out body anywhere to be found!:glasses: |
I taught a class on SuperBowl Sunday and realized I was old when I asked the class, "How many of you are kicking yourselves in the butt right now because you forgot to set your VCR for the game!" And they replied, "VCR?!?!?"
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Who me? Not happening. (lol)
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when i get up in the am and sound like a bowl of rice krispies walking to the bathroon
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Umm Virago ill stick to being James Dean but we can leave out the tree and the crash that killed him. (lol)
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when you start using phrases you NEVER thought you'd use like....kids these days......
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When im wanting to get married not just laid!
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It bothers me when I can't get to bed at a reasonable hour.
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when you are filling out something online and you have to use the little slide thing to get to the year you were born
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When I have no idea what music groups any ones referring to, I dont know the slang being used to discuss them and I realize the people discussing them are young enough to be my kids (if I had kids)
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when you catch yourself arguing with the doctor's secretary about your age.. paperwork said you're 41 but you insist you just turned 40... then you get embarrassed and say "where did that year go?"
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Wolf whistles are coming from old guys.... ewwww, omg, lmao.
The cute young ones call me Ma'm..... lol, at least I'm gettin' some respect. My grandchildren are not in diapers anymore, for years now.... lol All my shoes are flats.... :rrose: |
....when there's more ice packs in the freezer than there is food ..especially those ice packs with special stretchie Velcro wraps that keeps them in place over your knees
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Oh, Kenna, I definitely know about those ice packs!!!
When my oldest granddaughter (by marriage to my ex) is making plans for her junior prom, and her 18th birthday (and first day as a derby girl, I might add) is just a few months away. When my hairdresser tells me that I'm at least 60-70% gray now. When my sweetheart is retired and we talk all the time about where we might want to be in a few years when I retire. When the number of years I've been at this job is more than the number of years until I will retire. When I look at the backs of my hands and see my mother's hands. |
When I look over in traffic and find myself thinking, "There is no way that kid is old enough to be driving!".
When I look over in a wine bar/dive bar and find myself thinking, "There is no way that kid is old enough to be drinking!" |
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Is that a trick question Cid? lol
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When the first thought that enters your mind upon seeing a bed is....sleep.
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