The date that I’ll die.

Would you rather always have an annoying song stuck in your head or always have an itchy spot on your body that you can’t reach?

I would rather always have an annoying song stuck in my head.

Would you rather have a constant sinus headache or a sore spine issue with a fractured disc?

Sweet. I've often thought gee this could use a little more sugar but I've never once thought - Oh man this stuff just isn't sour enough, I want my money back!

If you had to choose one or the other would you rather come back as a traffic cone or a speed bump in your next life?

I would rather come back as a traffic cone definitely! I like the color orange, lol.

Would you rather paint a portrait with your foot holding the brush, or perform in a concert with a well-known band, playing the drums with your feet?

Oy veh! They're both equally impossible FOR me, but suppose attempts at the drum are my best option.

Would you rather sky dive OR soar thru the air with a wind suit.

Mensa.

Would you rather kill a rabbit with your bare hands or never eat meat again?

Would you rather.
 

Definitely kill a rabbit with my bare hands.

Would you rather: win a million dollars or win $1000 a week for life?

Sixth toe.

Would you rather be partnered with someone who is miserable in bed but makes you laugh or with someone who is great in bed but incredibly boring?

WYR
 

If I had to choose it would be a dog. However, my personal choice would be a raven. They are intelligent, beautiful and monogamous.


WYR: Have a huge home with only you in it or a small home with an open door policy?

Huge Home Alone

Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go 200 years into the future and meet family members?

Definitely my ancestors.


WYR: Try to act a part on stage or teach kindergarten for 6 mo.

Both would be harsh on my knees but if I had to choose one it would be to climb a mountain.

Would you rather be a school teacher to a bunch of rowdy-ass kids who do not want to learn OR shovel snow each day for this upcoming winter season (and you must use a shovel and not one of those fancy-shmancy snow blowers)?

WYR
 

without smell there is no taste so I guess taste and that way I know what I am going to eat.


WYR: be in a room full of fruit flies or 6 med. sized spiders?

If they're not venamous, then the spiders. Most spiders have more reasons to be afraid of humans than humans have reasons to be afraid of them.

Would you rather would rather be on an alligator or a hippo's shit list?

WYR
 

gator 100%, hippos are much more dangerous.

WYR put a bet of $50. to win $500. or a bet of $500. to win $5,000.?

Goodness. Come to submerged in a car filling up with water. I think I’d have a better chance escaping a car filling with water than being buried alive.

Not being a gambler and not liking to lose money on bets, I’ll bet 50 to win 500.

If we weren’t in the middle of a pandemic, would you rather spend an evening out watching stand-up comedians OR watching Penn and Teller types of magicians OR getting dressed up for a night at the opera?

I love comedians and magic acts, opera not so much but I'll say listening to stand-up!

WYR been snowed in all alone so you could do exactly what you wanted, or snowed in with others to sort of make it a party atmosphere?

90 degrees plus.

Would you rather be someone’s sex slave for a year or not have sex for a year?

Would you rather.
 

what an easy question. Sex slave of course, have been on the other side far too long.

WYR: live in a mansion with your 10 children or in a cabin with your 2 children.

Would you rather.
 

Definitly dimples, I love dimples on anyone.


WYR: have long straight hair with no waves or curly frizzy hair you can't control.

I’d rather have curly, frizzy, coily hair that’s controllable when I use the tools made for curly, frizzy, coily hair.

Would you rather have a noticeable gap between your two front teeth or a noticeable overbite?

Gap!

WYR dress up in a costume and go out on Halloween or stay home and hand out candy, getting to see all the kid's costumes?

Would you rather.
 

I do nothing I am told to do so that's out. I do when requested most times.
I have no problem not telling a lie, if you can't handle the answer don't ask the question. Lying is not in my forte, so I don't need a good memory.



WYR: Would you rather be stuck not knowing how to spell or stuck not being
able to do any kind of math?

I have trouble with both so this is a tough one. I'd say spelling because these days spell check to the rescue. The math calculators I know about online are only helpful with the very most basics and that's not the kind of math I struggle with most.

Would you rather pig out or stick to your diet and look hot for Christmas?

Stay on my diet.

Would you rather have an unlimited supply of gas, coffee, or weed?

Gasoline. Of the three it's fuel that fetches the highest price during desperate times, war, natural disasters and so on when things are being rationed. I have enough coffee stored to keep me and everyone I know who won't drink it caffeinated for quite a long while should they ever change their mind, and I don't smoke pot. However if I ever change my mind about that my oldest would probably be perfectly willing to enable me by giving me the money to buy as much as I want/he could afford just to get me to shut up, and I'm definitely sure my youngest knows where to buy it by the ton, and my oldest daughter in law would be more than happy to give him the money to go pick it up for us just so she wouldn't have to get herself and the baby dressed to go out. Yep, so even though I don't have a car, gasoline.

WYR be married to a sociopathic physician, corrupt politician, or crooked cop?

Going with what I know, I'll take the crooked cop.

Would you rather be the subject of a tell-all exposé (yes, they would tell that, too!) or forget that you ever made love with another person?

WYR
 

Would have to be a tell all. I could not forget those lovely encounters.

WYR: Take a long trek in the woods or a long canoe trip on a river?

I'm a cancer so anything with water, count me in......

On Sundays would you rather stay in bed reading the Sunday Newspapers noshing on something you already have in the house OR would you rather forget the newspapers and go out for brunch somewhere?