A new piercing

Would you rather wear a "Make America Great Again" hat every day for a year or not bathe/shower for 6 months?

I think I would rather eat worms, I think they have more protein and are slippery to swallow without chewing.


WYR: drink coffee every hour and nothing else for one full day OR eat
nothing but mac and cheese every hour for one full day.

I'd have coffee every hour because it would be close to fasting and I'm all for that. The mac and cheese would have me craving carbs for the rest of the week.

Would you rather clean stalls in a sauna and steam bath house in NYC for one year OR run for congress in 2022?

I doubt this tired old body would make it through even one week of cleaning stalls let alone a whole year! It appears a good deal of congressmen sit on their lard asses, flap their gums, and argue! That I CAN do!!!

WYR win a year's worth of free groceries OR win a year's worth of free housecleaning services

WTR
 

Years worth of housecleaning services for sure. I would still choose housekeeping services and take needles in my eyes .



WYR: Have a broken arm or a broken leg?

WYR
 

Pick berries in a sticker bush. That way at least I come out with something positive instead of bloody feet.

WYR: Get stuck many times by a porcupine or sprayed by a skunk?

Pick berries? I'd rather fall into a sticker bush and try and swim my way out than walk on broken glass. I know because I've lived through both. Well sort of, the glass was actually mixed in with some very sharp pointy rocks so more of an even weight distribution thing. Also you fall through sticker bushes and hit the ground faster than you walk across across sharp pointy rocks laced with chunks, and bits and pieces of glass to safety. I healed from it faster too?

Anyhow if you had to do it all over again would you rather repeat third or seventh grade?

Third grade with my favorite teacher, Mrs. Wade. Seventh grade was the worse year of school for me.

If you had to choose one, would you rather sleep overnight in a coffin or a haunted house?

WYR
 

Nobody really gets to try out a coffin so I would go for the test run there and it is probably quiet. Haunted house? Try anytime.

WYR: eat candy for a week or eat pickles (of your choice) for a week and
nothing else with either?

candy! Used to eat tons of candy before being diagnosed as a Type 1 Diabetic.

WYR: eat a cabbage or a week's worth of Vidalia onions?

WYR
 

Cabbage for me, I love it. Daily if I had to.



WYR: Walk 10 miles in pouring rain or 5 miles in heavy drifting snow.

I didn't see any answers for this one so I say stick me. I do NOT want to get sprayed by a skunk!

Snow would be shorter but harder to do. I don't shy away from challenges so I say I'd go for the frostbite versus drowning.

WYR learn to play the cello or dance ballet?

WYR
 

Play the cello. Attempts at dancing ballet would just be making too much of a fool of myself lol.


WYR: sing alone on a stage with a crowded room or sing among others in a choir.?

WYR
 

I have worn black for more years than I can remember so I would just like to carry on.



WYR: Talk whenever and how long you wish to your good friend then have to quit for 3 months OR talk to a person that has passed on for 10 minutes?

Talk with someone that has passed for 10 minutes (I’d even take 1 minute).

Would you rather throw a party for someone else or have someone throw a party for you?

Fertilized or unfertilized? Hmm, I guess chicken

WYR be Heihei from Disney's Mulan or Goofball from Angry Birds?

New tattoo. In the annals of if it couldn't happen to anybody it could only happen to me I once got my breast slammed in a car door after arriving home from having my nipple pierced. TALK ABOUT PAIN! And that left a scar on my breast which as you get older and fatter - surprise! Scars can really stretch. Gee what a mess.

WYR own a famous painting or a rare tapestry?

Heihei from Moana. I love a brightly colored dumb as a rock but has a heart of gold chicken.

Painting. Good question.

WYR be a cowboy from the Gold Rush era or a spy from the Cold War era?

Cold War era spy. Just call me Natasha, darling.

Would you rather your life be the subject of a comical musical where you are the butt of every joke or a tragic opera where there are stabbings, strangulations and more?

....:giggle:....

So true, Natasha was so 60's for a spy name of that era, HOWEVER in the 2000's it would have to be Svetlana...

WYR
 

Don't like either choice but it would be my hearing hands down. I want to be able to drive and admire beautiful women and nature.


WTR: Live in continual sunshine or have changing of seasons?

Continual sunshine. I’m diggin’ the change of seasons but I’ll take sunny days over it all the time.

Would you rather live below a tap dancer who practices late into the night or above a drummer who practices early in the morning?

WYR
 

I will take the tap dancer as I am up most of the night anyway. I do not do mornings period.


WYR: walk 2 miles each way to get fresh foods or down the block to get questionable foods?

Two miles. Assuming the weather was good and I could take my time.

Would you rather have nothing better to do all day than watch Bob Ross re-runs or attempt to try and solve a Rubik's Cube?

Switch hands.

Would you rather be a famous multimedia artist or a not-so-famous architect?

Would You Rather
 

A not-so-famous Architect.


Would you rather live in a first world country where you can earn more but pay high taxes, housing, living expenses etc. or move to a second world country where you don't know the language, make less money with the potential of earning more and pay less taxes?

If only you’d let me choose which second world country to live in. Some I’d live in and others I wouldn’t. But since I don’t get a choice I’m going with the first world country.

Would you rather give up kissing anyone for the rest of your life or change/choose a political party?

OMG I wouldn't have any reason to go on living if there was never a chance of kissing so REPUBLICANS LQQK out, here I come!

WYR...."go to their place" or have them come to yours, no pun intended...

WYR
 

Come-onna my house I'm gonna give you candy. LOL


WYR: Love in a beach house and collect ocean shells to make things to sell or live in the city with a nine to five?

.....:giggle:............ o 0 (I love candy but if I'm going to someone's place I hope that's not all I get)

Reminds me of the tongue twister: she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

I’m a city chick so I’d prefer to live in the city with a nine to five.

Would you rather be a stage hand for the Cirque du Solei in Vegas or an usher for a Broadway play in NYC?

WYR
 

Usher hands down at a Broadway play.


WYR: eat mixed soups only OR eat mixed sushi and nothing else for the rest of your life?

Well California Rolls maybe but real sushi oh hell no my kids eat that stuff all the time and it looks and smells terrible. Normally I hog stuff because it's with family I feel freest but when it comes to real sushi I'm a firm believer in it's nice to share. So soup. Hopefully not with parts of fish in it.

Would you rather, without any ability to choose which one, live life as an animal in one of Aesop's fables or Brothers Grimm fairy tales?