I think I'll lay back to and wait until someone crushes on me for a change...:moonstars:

Oh I am realistic.. there are plenty that would resist... but a few who will not... when it's meant to happen it will happen... crush or otherwise... until that time.. I'm just gonna relax.

You know I have a friend crush for you. (Does that mean you will sneak me some chocolate? lol) ;)

It won't take long, my friend. :praying:

I'm in no hurry- I know what I have to offer, no need for concern...

[QUOTE=clay;736402]I agree...we just hang out, relax, and enjoy watching...:)[/QUote


I predict 3 beautiful women for all 3 of you handsome bois ... with plenty of love . :hk4:

Now can I have some chocolate please? :eatinghersheybar::chocolate::chocolate:

[quote=Kat_Fl;736418]:wine::bunchflowers::chocolate::chocolate::chocola te::chocolate::chocolate::chocolate::chocolate::ch ocolate::chocolate::chocolate::chocolate::chocolat e::chocolate::sunglass:

[quote=KCBUTCH;736430]Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee asugar highhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... thank you KC :eatinghersheybar:

[quote=Kat_Fl;736436]the pleasure of giving a femme pleasure is all mine :eatinghersheybar::eatinghersheybar::eatinghershey bar::eatinghersheybar::eatinghersheybar::eatingher sheybar::eatinghersheybar::eatinghersheybar::eatin ghersheybar:

[quote=Kat_Fl;736418]:wine:....to counter act alll that chocolate rush....:).
Thank you for the compliment, Kat.....:)

That is an impressive list, and while it might limit your options, it certainly guarantees you get what your looking for. Now, have you included on this list... a tendency to whine? Or how about a history of poor fashion choices? I mean, style is a very important factor after all.

How important? I mean I know things like mullets and 80's wear is a crime against fashion but is it really one of the top checklist things?

Well, yes.... BUT... my idea of a crime against fashion is pretty extreme... I enjoy individuality and uniqueness... SO... we are talking like... people of walmart... type crimes. Get my drift?

Oh I do & sometimes WHAT a drift that can be! LOL

Damn....think I've gone and done it....
 

There's no such thing as a mitigating factor. If someone has offended one of the 4,368 points, then it can never be - simple as that. She could have fabulous heels or be as sexy as Violet Crawley but it still wouldn't matter.

Flavor Flay's School of Love is actually not on the list as, given my positive view of humanity, I have been hoping that no adult would ever voluntarily watch an episode of that show. However, this needs to be re-appraised so the list is now up to 4,369.


Ps - Rock of Love was much better than that Flat show (which of course, I never watched). I had a bit of a crush on Megan.

The list doesn't include a blanket "crimes against fashion" prohibition but includes various more specific prohibitions. These include wearing crocs or dungarees. Perhaps, the most significant style-related issue on the list is actually one of the top 10 and it's "never to have had a 1980's style perm."

Probably the greatest fear in my life is to fall madly in love with a woman, think I will spend the rest of my life with her .... And then her friend posts a photo of her from 1987 on facebook with hideous perm and a smile. At that stage, the love turns to a combination of pity and revulsion and I can never look at her in the same way again.

Crivins. No hierarchy of points? No 10 do not pass Go, do not collect $200 points, then 4,359 "suggestions"?

The OCD in me needs an even 4,400 points. I'm sure there's a few depths of tastelessness and appalling behavior you haven't even thought of yet; I'm sure I, I mean, we will help you ;).