Milkshake

Wyr make dinner or clean up after

Clean up.

Would you rather wash or dry dishes?

wash.

wyr eat off fancy dishes or paper plates?

Fancy dishes...too many people have fancy dishes they've never eaten off and couches they've never sat on....etc etc...all there
for their kids to try to dump in a garage estate sale

Wyr leave your kids/nieces/nephews money,stuff or great memories.

Great memories

WYR eat squid or octopus?

Squid

Would you rather be a squid or octopus?

Octopus

WYR be a dolphin or a whale?

Whichever one humans hunt less.

Wyr eat pie or cake?

Cake please

WYR eat a candy bar or a piece of hard candy?

Hard candy

Wyr watch the weather channel or 100 Huntley Street?

The weather channel, please.

Would you rather date Ann Coulter or Carly Fiorina?

Carly has more money and isn't quite as revolting....and she probably eats at better restaurants...if Ann eats at all.

Wyr play bingo or square dance?

Square dance.

Wyr drink soda or flavored water?

Water

Wyr take addictive painkillers or live with a low level of pain.

Take pain killers

Wyr take tylenol or aleve?

alieve.

wyr own a dark grey dog or a black dog?

what is your obsession with animal color?
 

Dark grey.

Would you rather own an expensive car or a beat up car that works?

If it really works, definitely a car that won't break the bank. :)

Would you rather eat a green banana or a mottled brown one?

Brown.

Would you rather go hiking or kayaking?

Hiking, I walk better than I swim.

Wyr live in a gorgeous wildfire area or some nice safe condo in a suburb?