Safe condo, I'm terrified of fire.

Wyr feed squirrels or pigeons?

Both.

Wyr eat hotdogs or soydogs?

Neither, but soy if I were forced.

Wyr eat fried tofu or steamed tofu?

Steamed

Would you rather go on a hot air balloon ride or for a spin in a helicopter?

Hot air balloon.

Would you rather ride a horse or a camel?

horse.

wyr eat sweet or white potatoes?

white potatoes.

Would you rather clean a litterbox or a human toilet?

A human toilet.

Wyr eat chocolate or gummies?

In light of the previous question, gummies.

Would you rather use tissues with or without a lotion coating?

Without. (there is a funny story that goes along with that answer..however, I digress)

Would you rather play an Olympic sport or be a professor at a college?

Without unless I'm really sick.

Wyr collect too many plastic bags or too many toilet paper rolls?

Plastic bags

WYR collect sea shells or sea weed?

Sea shells.

Wyr collect coins or stamps?

stamps.

wyr collect rocks or bottle caps?

rocks. lol

WYR collect barbies or model trains?

trains.
I'm anti barbie.

wyr wear red or pink?

red...although I'm not really into red, either.

WYR write a letter by hand or by computer?

hand.
snail mail, please.

wyr work at the usps or ups?

Candle stick maker.

Wyr make pizzas or deliver them?