Butch Femme Planet - Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet?

Yup, totally been there. Recently, even... and as for blathering idiot, oh honey...I will stutter, stammer, and make absolute zero sense, especially in person around a crush. Dammit. *le sigh*

Lucky for me it's only happened twice in my life...

I'm pretty direct and agressive when I'm interested in someone

Grin.... I remember the first time a butch told me to back down and let her wear the pants...

lol.. I don't even remember her name now.. If you have to tell me to back down, then you don't have what it takes to make me blush and stammer and generally act like a total fool....

Sort of miss that feeling... just a lil...

clay	01-30-2013 01:27 PM

^5...Dixie, you so crack me up....lurve this!!! Thanks for the smile...

OMG, this is too funny!!! Thanks for the chuckle...my friend

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Originally Posted by dixie (Post 740359)

I think I'm just gonna start handing these out....makes it easier than saying it lol

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...40792358_n.jpg

Gráinne

01-30-2013 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 740333)

Ok, I've got a ticking clock now p.s. thank goodness my "l" key is working again ...

I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).

She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.

Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife :praying::praying::praying:

Anyone here (preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?

That's the Great Summer Of The Dissertation (I hope). Still, it's tempting only for more fabulous shoes than my own.

Interesting how, when you're facing a deadline, 4,369 deal-breakers and makers, plus an (eek!) graph boil down to "Please don't be a felon".

Ciaran

01-30-2013 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie (Post 740357)

Sorry. I'm training for a Tough Mudder marathon that will be occurring during that time frame. Otherwise I'd be willing, simply because of your excellent fashion sense.

That is very disappointing. The champagne remains on ice.

Despite my sadness, I'll show the maturity to wish you well in your Tough Mudder marathon **

** but if you experience a wee bit of pain during it, it will soften my disappointment ;)

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Originally Posted by guihong (Post 740366)

It's a great example of utilitarian pragmatism. My "life coach" has helped to make me realise that the clock is against me. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

ps - I was going to ask my life coach to marry me but she's a Jimmy Choo fan so the relationship could never work.

MsM	01-30-2013 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran (Post 740371)

ps - I was going to ask my life coach to marry me but she's a Jimmy Choo fan so the relationship could never work.

Whoa Whoa.....You don't like Jimmy Choo?! Wow, and here I thought your brain and I had a real chance of making it work.

jcisbutch

01-30-2013 02:19 PM

mmhhm

yup yup totally do..mmhhmm...yup I have a big ole crush....:police:

Ciaran

01-30-2013 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarla (Post 740375)

Whoa Whoa.....You don't like Jimmy Choo?! Wow, and here I thought your brain and I had a real chance of making it work.

It's not so much that I don't like Jimmy Choo. It's that I don't like to be eclipsed in the footwear component of a relationship.

This is a sensitive subject for me - it's one of those fundamental relationship issues such as whether you want kids, whether you get joint bank accounts etc. There's only room for one DIVA in my relationships.

~ocean

01-30-2013 03:01 PM

still crushing ants lol~~

deb0670

01-30-2013 03:04 PM

yep, still crushing.. nope.. not saying on who.. shhh it's a secret.

Bella~Vita

01-30-2013 03:05 PM

Yes still watching ~ocean~ crush ants !:blink:

Guy	01-30-2013 03:24 PM

I hope they aren't red ants - that would freakin hurt!

LoyalWolfsBlade

01-31-2013 04:49 AM

Yup but I am sure that comes as no surprise.

However may I sugest you sit down before reading the next line.

I am so enthralled by my crush there just is not room for another at this time.

SleepyButch

01-31-2013 08:11 AM

No matter the circumstances, there is something very romantic about whisking away for the weekend to see your crush. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Kent	01-31-2013 09:37 AM

Do you have a crush on anyone here at the Planet?

Sure do...

MsM	01-31-2013 10:04 AM

Perhaps a wee one.

dixie

01-31-2013 03:55 PM

I need to find a crush like this!!! *swoon*

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...24195378_n.jpg

TheMerryFairy

01-31-2013 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie (Post 740998)

I need to find a crush like this!!! *swoon*

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...24195378_n.jpg

I would love a Valentine's date like this. Of course it likely wouldn't be the same tattoo and I would take my crush for dinner and continue the romance from there.

TheMerryFairy

01-31-2013 04:03 PM

This made me giggle

http://www.personal.psu.edu/mes5687/...weet.baboo.jpg

Sachita

01-31-2013 04:05 PM

The past few weeks I have had the most vivid dreams and sexual fantasies involving quite a few members of this site. :) In fact I had another one last night. Some are just wayyyyy out there and others nice and pretty. I'm not sure why this has been happening but I like it.

Can you guess who I've been dreaming about?