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Corkey 02-01-2010 04:46 PM

I do not have a headache, and my eyes are just fine.:hammer:

Andrew, Jr. 02-02-2010 11:10 AM

I love having bloodwork done. In fact, if I could have bloodwork done every day of the week I wood. And I would preferr to have a blind phlebotomist.:goodscore:

Deborah 02-02-2010 11:39 AM

I could live the rest of my life without Dude, if I never saw her again my heart wouldn't shrival up and die....hearing her singing to our puppies doesnt make me smile and love her more....nope not one bit.

Jess 02-02-2010 11:42 AM

I am so thrilled that the cats spread a layer of hair all over everything in the house. There is nothing so exciting as pulling the old vacuum around and sucking every surface EVERY day! If one of them didn't have gas that would peel the paint off the walls my life would not be complete.

wolfwalker 02-02-2010 01:00 PM

I am not worried about T and the little kitty jack.

christie 02-02-2010 01:50 PM

I am not sitting here wondering how many stupid people would die if breathing required thought or effort. :whoop: (smiley may be not relevant, but i like it)

Andrew, Jr. 02-03-2010 10:53 AM

I have the sex tape of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter. The Youngs don't have the tape in a lockbox. :ymca:

Andrew, Jr. 02-04-2010 08:52 AM

I am just thrilled for the next winter snow storm approaching. Two to three feet of snow is expected. WooHoo! This is just joy wrapped up with a big warm hug of a bow.

NJFemmie 02-04-2010 10:54 AM

I am not wishing I were home today.

I am certainly not looking forward to the impending snow storm we're going to have - and certainly am not secretly wishing it would start Sunday into Monday (and Tuesday, and Wednesday).

It's because I always get what I ask for.

NJFemmie 02-04-2010 02:24 PM

I did not just read this....

A STORM SYSTEM DEVELOPING OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO TODAY WILL PASS OFF THE CAROLINA COAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHEAST ON SATURDAY. SNOW FROM THIS SYSTEM WILL OVERSPREAD THE REGION FROM SOUTH TO NORTH FRIDAY AFTERNOON... THEN CONTINUE THROUGH MUCH OF SATURDAY. SNOWFALL TOTALS OF 12 TO 18 INCHES ARE EXPECTED NEAR THE DELAWARE AND CENTRAL NEW JERSEY COAST WITH UP TO 24 INCHES POSSIBLE OVER SOUTHERN NEW JERSEY AND THE CENTRAL DELMARVA. STRENGTHENING WINDS FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY WILL CREATE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW WHICH WILL REDUCE VISIBILITIES TO UNDER ONE- QUARTER MILE AT TIMES.


Nope, didn't see it, and my back isn't starting to hurt already.

Andrew, Jr. 02-25-2010 06:28 PM

I love shoveling snow. The more the better. :sumo:

I hate all queer femmes wearing silk nighties and thongs. Really now.

Andrew

Andrew, Jr. 02-26-2010 09:41 AM

I hate listening to wind chimes. They grate on my nerves.

I hate free parking meters. Really. I want to pay as much as possible.

BestButchBoy 02-26-2010 10:44 AM

I love winter. :D

NJFemmie 02-26-2010 11:02 AM

I was thrilled to get a call first thing this morning telling me that we are working today. I wasn't happy that I came in late, but then again, I enjoy car sliding my way through icy streets.

My feet aren't cold and I hate Mare's chicken soup .... and .... I don't want a nap.

Andrew, Jr. 03-03-2010 02:21 PM


I hate electric heaters that work in the winter. :fan:

I hate grilling. :bbq:

I love being lied too. Just makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over! :awww:

I love it when my garden doesn't bloom. Fabulous. (w)

Lady Pamela 03-03-2010 04:28 PM

Tell a lie
 
I am a clone made by the government ..And was sent here to spy on you! :groupphoto:

UofMfan 03-03-2010 06:01 PM

I had a nap today and feel great!

Gentle Tiger 03-05-2010 12:04 AM

I am not anal. I can calmly observed things that are out of order, incorrectly placed or just flat out don't belong in a particular spot. It is not a struggle to leave said items as they are and not try to fix them. And I did not cringe when I read one of June's posts that was deliberately misspelled and deliberately misused the apostrophe. Nope, my eyes did not become enlarged from the shock!

And I didn't laugh at some of the items posted in this thread.

Lady Pamela 03-05-2010 08:08 AM

Speak a lie...
 
I love it when I am woken up from a peaceful slumber.. to the sound of pissed off people yelling or complaining!


http://leadingfromtheheart.org/wp-co...ellingLady.jpg

NJFemmie 03-05-2010 09:02 AM

I am never baffled when I wake up in the middle of the night to find my one arm out of my shirt and said shirt being pushed up to my neck and lying in bed totally uncovered. :twitch:

I should stop drinking this regularly:
http://www.davesfootballblog.com/wp-...lut-ambien.jpg

:twitch:


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