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That "glove" is FLUBBER.... "it looks like rubber, so he calls it Flubber" The jello looked like jello, turned out to be tougher than rubber, was "springy" and never failed to "pop" back into it's original shape!! With those qualities, we've got either something similar to Flubber....or a good replacement for old fashioned silicone implants!!! Quote:
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Somehow I think the three of you are never going to let me live this one down. :giggle: |
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Chuckles, ahem, it's double dare then double dog dare. You just keep giving us material eh? lol |
Watching Steven Tyler respond to the American Idol contestants cracked me up. Oh, and some of the auditions too, of course.
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This week's Modern Family. Totally hysterical.
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Well, at least I haven't gotten my tongue stuck to a flagpole...:giggle: |
Well crud. I posted it then tried to type somthing and now it's disappeared. Guess I'll go find it again... but in the meantime, thought this was pretty neat too...
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Mum : "Oh crap, I confused movies, no wonder...It's Golda"..
bailey : "Meir?" Mum: "Yeah, serious chain smoker" bailey : "yeah, so I hear" Mum: "Heyy look who played her husband..." bailey : "heyy ..Spock"... [both of 'em tryin to do the Hand thingy, Me walkin in, watchin, smirking] Me: "aww...y'all can't do this?" [successfully impeccably does 'Live Long and Prosper' sign.....with both hands] Me: "I can also do this"[curls my tongue], Iths genethic!" Both of 'em :"Gah, fuck you...." Me: "U hate me cuz u aint me...-MWAH-" :mohawk: :huhlaugh: http://media4.teenormous.com/items/f...ng-Preview.png |
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A typo made in an email...
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There must be a word for complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you, whilst casually committing said wrong yourself, with no awareness. If it’s not a word, let’s come up with it. Let’s call it an ‘Anchorage Steamer.’ No, wait — a ‘Palin-drome.’...Jon Stewart
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I typed in Red Ryder BB Gun into Google. This is what I came up with. I guess the little fart stuck the barrel in his mouth. I've seen kids shot with bb guns but this is a first.
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An eight year old family members asks me in Wal Mart near the customer service area. We were discussing how well he is doing in school. "When we get to third grade that is when we get periods right?" Me: Well Nick I don't know about that.
He was trying to ask me if they would begin changing classes several times a day like the older kids. I refuse to answer questions about the Birds and the Bees and refer them to their parents. :) |
this commercial cracked me up, especially the last thing the dude says |
Watching the character on the A- team (Murdock) talking about the golf ball liberation front.....
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Listening to Blade today describe how poor Skippy got a scuffed up nose....
... while we were chatting, I had told my Willy dog to "get out" (because he picks on poor Skippy) and on his way out, he nearly smacked his nose into the door frame and his little back feet slipped out from under him. He "put on the breaks" but they didn't work. I guess his Momma should trim the long hair out of his face so he can see where he's going? He looks like Barkley from Sesame Street! |
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