When 5 hours of sleep just doesn't cut it any more..... :seeingstars:

Throwing bottles
 

When your toenail clippings become shrapnel.

When you...

Start referring to young ppl as "they" while complaining about their behavior, way they dress etc...

When you think life was better 10-20 years ago...

When more or less everything in your body aches more and more often for no apparent reason...

When you memory no long functions the way it used to... (what thread was it I was replying to again?)

Yer gettin' old when you need...
 

More than one pair of specs for specific purposes.:glasses:

When my whole shape has changed to someone i don't recognize, and losing one single pound isn't as easy as it used to be.

Getting older
 

Hi,

In my case it is that I look forward to the Antiques Road Show on PBS Monday nights.....:(.......just give me a TV tray.

Chad

I push my glasses up on my head so I can see what's on my phone. Then I spend five minutes looking for my glasses.

When you remember NEVER misplacing your car keys and your bifocals didn't exist yet

When your sentences begin with... "remember when...."

When I used to say "hold my beer and watch this"....

Now I say "here, let me get your beer" and "Oh, that's really gonna hurt in the mornin'"

i can appreciate the little things
i like flying..but only in bed

When I realise'd I couldn't control everything I wished I could.

When you break down and label your once up and perky lady parts.....flip and flop.

Have difficulty remembering if you already told someone something ...

My memory is not what it used to be!

I think the day i realized i was "older", was the day it sunk in that someday (probably long before i want), i will die and there is NOTHING i can do about it.:vigil:

You know you're getting older when...
 

you know you're getting old when your softball team is known as "the limping lesbians"
:pinata::pinata::pinata:

I know I'm getting older when I gotta crawl up in the back of the truck with the aide of "horse steps" instead of swiftly, quickly, gracefully jumping over the tailgate or climbing over the side by using the tire as my step...there's nothing graceful about how I just had to crawl and hobble up here.

When I need help cutting my toenails with a chain saw.

when getting healthy isn't an option

you've found
 

it's not getting what you want, its knowing what you want

When, while riding down the road you without hesitation say 30 years ago, blah blah blah

I still do that...... LOL

You finally get the saying "It is none of your business what others think of you"

So well said.

You know you're getting old when...
 

When things that use to matter don't anymore, they are just not that important. Kinda like don't sweat the small stuff

When everyone use to tell me I had the patience of Job. I don't feel that way anymore. I have no patience for adult ignorance, disrespect, stupidity and drama. But still have the patience of Job with kids.

When some folks get on my nerves just because they are wasting perfectly good oxygen with every breath

I know I'm getting older every time I look in the mirror and see my silver hair. I still think of myself with darker hair so sometimes it's a bit of a shock to see this full white head of hair. Ah well

Lol why my exe,s feel they want to call me???

When your best friend over over 15 years screams out, you have a bunch of gray hair on the back of your head!

when I ask strangers in stores what labels says, I can't see that small print.

when I get excited about a 24 hour craft event on HSN, like, today. I was already told "you don't need any more art supplies", at least 15 times while still on coffee number 1, I need to find some crafty femmes on here....I have my eye on a sewing machine, for me, that's a real sign.