I'm a mountain man for sure

WYR hang glide or zip line?

Done the mountains already so i'll choose beach.

Would you rather drink water from a mud puddle or from a rusty can?

....Mud puddle.>> *God made dirt so dirt don't hurt*


WYR be kissed or complimented?

Kissed!! Any day

WYR catch snow flakes with your tongue or lick icing off cake beaters?

Lick the beater, definitely! Yum.



Would you rather slow dance with Newt Gingrich, and he's got a 4-hour Viagra hard-on,

or operate a pedicab (be the human pulling it) for Ann Coulter while she reads Sarah Palin's biography out loud to you and you're wearing platform shoes.

I just got a frowny-face rep! Did I cross a line? Sorry if I'm not contributing in the spirit of the game. Carry on!

Wait! Upon a closer look, I see it's not a frowny-face rep, but the one with the straight mouth that I always forget how to make.

Anyway, I'm out and will watch the other kids play for a while.

:| << This one? Maybe because there wasn't a 3rd choice to perhaps, walk on hot coals?? Ok Ok I could dance with Newt and we can compare ;)

WYR lap dance for Larry the Cable Guy or walk in a dark ally while blind folded being led to an unknown destination?

Phew! Sorry I got that wrong. My night-anxiety is through the roof tonight!!!

I'd rather lap dance for Larry the Cable Guy! That was easy!

I'll let someone else come up with the either/or...

m'kay, i'll step in...
 

Give me the super-spicy meal, anyday!

WYR have a trail of toilet paper stuck in the back of your pants (and walk around in public all day)...or have a big piece of broccoli stuck between your two front teeth on a first date?

:giggle:

Broccoli - it could be endearing...

WYR spend a whole day cuddling orangutans or swimming with dolphins...?

Swimming with dolphins.

dolphins.

wyr eat grapefruit or bananas for the next week.

be

wyr be hot or cold?

Cold, please.

WYR be tiny (like, pinky-finger sized) or giant (~20ft tall) for a week?

Chili no doubt about it

WYR walk a tight rope 125 feet in the air or zip line 125 yards no tethers?

I'll take the zip-lining option!

Wyr jog through downtown naked at midday or give a speech you hadn't prepared for in front of 2000 people?

Speeeech Speeech. :hamactor:

Wyr run to the store for ice cream or bake some thing sweet

As a terrible baker, it's best for everyone if I run to the store.

Wyr have to sing your every single word from now on (Umbrellas of Cherbourg style) or burst into a brief modern-dance sequence whenever anyone said the keyword "pasta"?

Pasta, dancing the spaghetti and meatballs for sure..

Wyr take clothes back to the store and exchange them, and had no receipt, or just give them away after they hung around to long rather than hassle.

Take them back!!!

WYR...Vacation in Alaska and receive $5000 OR vacation in Key West and receive free Rum Runners for your entire stay?

I'll take Alaska and the cash.

Would you rather go back in time and meet your ancestors or go forward and meet your great grandchildren?

Future, please (though I don't see any great grandchildren coming down the pike).

Would you rather be able to swim, suddenly, just like an olympian or sing like Maria Callas (or some other super impressive singer of your choice)?

I am going to siiiiiiiiiiiiiing :americanIdol:

WYR spend the day at the beach people watching OR spend the day at the amusement park people watching?

the sweet

wyr slice your orange or peel the orange then eat?

veggie plate please.

wyr stub your little toe or get a paper cut on your thumb?

Roasted snake it's damn good

WYR have an ice cream headache or an eyelash stuck in your eye that you can't get out?

Adrenaline rush please! I'm crazy like that

WYR cliff dive into the the ocean or bungee jump 250 ft. from a bridge?

Cliff dive into the sea...I love that.


WYR...have the ability to communicate with your mind, or have the ability to time travel?

Time travel! (Oh the places I could go and the mayhem I could cause)

WYR....have a root canal done or read the latest congressional budget out loud?

Katniss~~

Been sky diving I would love to try hang gliding.

WYR. Listen to a long winded rambling speaker who had clearly ran over his allotted time, or read some long rambling sappy gushing story with no point or relative material in it.