I would almost rather die than eat either, but if forced to choose I take oysters.

Wyr have an appointment with a psychiatrist or a gynecologist?

baseball...more opportunities to get up and leave

wyr wash your car or do the laundry?

Wash my car.

Would you rather cry over spilt milk or move on?

move on.

Would you rather wear this tank top:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/024...g?v=1431640609

or this t-shirt?

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/024...g?v=1411165390

:superfunny:

Um, I'm going to say the Chipotle shirt.

Would you rather have to skip everywhere you go or walk backwards?

Skip everywhere.

Would you rather fart loudly at work or in a store?

In a store (especially if I could blame it on my sister)

Would you rather bungee jump or sneeze 150 times in a row?

sneeze.

wyr sneeze and pee yourself or fart and shit yourself?

Lol sneeze and pee

Wyr eat a fried cricket or chocolate covered ants?

crickets, more protein.

wyr eat chocolate with sea salt or with cinnamon?

Choco with sea salt

Would your rather run a mini-marathon or golf 18 holes?

Chocolate and sea salt

Would you rather go to the movies or a ball game?

ball game

WYR go to a luncheon with snooty folks or to a movie with your hunny?

A movie with my honey.

Wyr go on a picnic or go to a nice restaurant?

nice restaurant please

WYR eat caviar or oysters?

Oysters

Would you rather run a mini-marathon or golf 18 holes?

golf 18 holes

wyr scuba dive or do laundry?

Scuba dive, preferably in warm water with visible land nearby.

WYR drink warm beer or eat warm cottage cheese?

warm cottage cheese, beer should be chilled

wyr have a nosebleed or a hangnail...