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People are opening doors for me and saying, "go ahead, Ma'am"...and it aint because of the color lipstick I am wearing! Damn!
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When you look at recent pictures on Facebook of High School friends and say "Wow she has gotten old" and then look in the mirror and realize.. Yes we are all getting that way. Grrr lol
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When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!
Still better than the alternative... Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace! |
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When your not sweating the small things or the big things!
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When your daughter asks if you can do the splits, you try and nope :| im stuck..
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Store clerk: Can I help you find something? Kobi: Yes. I forgot what I came in here for. Where might you keep that? :| |
Gettin old...
...when almost every time you sit down or stand up...you wonder just how many bends you have left in your knees!
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When women in their 30's kind of look like teenagers to me!
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Dang....is that the same cup of coffee in the microwave? I did it again.
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I know I'm getting older when I take my 71 year old mother to the ER....the physician's assistant helping us is asking her questions...and all I can think is "are you really old enough to be doing this?" :blink:
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When i have to reach UP to hug my "little" nephew!
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Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting..:sunglass:
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Your thumb pops and instead of sticking it in your mouth for comfort, you stick it in your mouth for heat. Go figure full circle.
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When I bend over or down and get stuck .... help!:|
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You know you're getting older when sex is hurried not because of lust or passion or the fear of getting caught but because you're trying to fit in at least one orgasm before the next hot flash.
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