I must say I'm very disappointed with all of Ciaran's running around. Especially after having a panic attack that my straight colleague had possibly killed my oven AND I bought lasagna pasta.

I have in mind to change the lyrics to Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights", something along the lines of ...

"Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy
I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa
Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy
I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa"

To which I would promptly close and lock them in because he's been fooling around with other grrly's lasagna. :fastdraq:

Kiwi,

I can assure you that the pending future nuptials are strictly for sham purposes so that Ciaran can henceforth be referred to as a divorcee (I can't find the accents on my phone). And for procurement purposes of my love of all things leather.

You can enjoy the added mystique of a previously married Ciaran, as I fear my lasagna recipe may not be enough to keep him around.

Best,
Stepford (Ex-Wife) Femme.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/science_valentine.png


Katniss~~(Three cheers for never skewing the data...but may be open to the possibility of a statistical outlier.)

But Ms Stepford,

Wouldn't he be considered spoiled goods?

I would think....
 

The word vintage might be more appropriate ;)

I can assure you that the marriage would not spoil him in any way.

I'm always feeling so damn good these days! It's a really nice change, being able to think of someone and instantly smile.

That chubby arrow shooting cherub is running amuck I tell ya...

now who could these be for......
 

The better question ... When do we get to decorate and hang up our bags to collect them??

I know just who I'd give these to LOL

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Katniss~~(beware of false cupids bearing arrows....#justsayin')

I think that I used to date the middle one on the bottom row.

The farthest right on the top row looks suspiciously familiar to me.

My darling fiancee

I would be most grateful if you could please not refer to our impending marriage as a "sham". Such terminology can alert the authorities who may think we are getting married for nefarious means. This could result in being imprisoned and, whilst being incarcerated in a women's prison has long been one of my fantasies, I think it might be better as a fantasy than reality.

Please refer to the wedding as a "marriage of mutual convenience and honourable intentions across all parties" to protect us from any legal repercussions.


Note that my planning of the wedding continues and two things to update you on. Firstly, it is incredibly cole and snowy in Iceland just now. Therefore, my intention to but you as mamy pairs of Italian designer shoes has been superseded by the need to but you a pair of snow boots. Also, as it is so cold, I would suggest wearing two anoracks instead of a dress for the weddding.

Secondly, I've been busy adjusting our wedding vows to make them very personal and meaningful. In particular, the wording "til death do us part" is changed to "til next Friday". Trust that is okay.

Yup....seen this before. I dated bottom row, far left. Lazy b*stard was always on hys back. Oh well, at least my hair stayed pretty....

Katniss~~(clearly there's a ghoul out there for everybody....)

I wonder if that was meant to be a pun ;).

always....
 

she has no idea....she's the reason i always come back.