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Are there tasting virgins?
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Who knows that to taste is to be free?
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Will the rest follow if you free your taste buds?
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Do your taste buds hide when you roll your tongue? |
Are we talking about tiger tongue now?
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Can't you roll your tongue too? |
What do you want, Linda Blair?
Would you like my eyes to roll around and for me to spit pea soup while I do this?
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Can you your head turn a complete 360 degrees while you do that? |
Is that the new way to make pea soup?
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Shall we have a "What special thing I can do with my body" Olympics?
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Oooh that sounds fun, anyone been on Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks? |
Hmmm, perhaps
What kind of awards could we give to such an olympics?
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Wouldn't something like that have to involve feathers and glitter?
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How could be leave out tassels and tiaras?
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How long are your tassels?
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Can we tie your tassels in a bow? |
Who said I had tie-able tassels?
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When did tie-able tassels go out of style? |
Are yours tie-dyed?
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Are you saying my roots are colorful?
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Are they rusted roots?
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Are you saying the carpet doesn't match the drapes?
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Why mess with drapes when you can have blinds? |
Would I prefer a curtain call?
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Do you need it customized or will the standard encore do? |
Did you take a bow?
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When would you rather I take my bow? At my introduction? Or after my amazing performance? |
Isn't just arriving enough?
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Do you know how to make an entrance?
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Do you need nails and a hammer?
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Do you know how to cantilever?
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Are you not able to use the lever because the lever is broken?
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Is that a Latin dance?
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Does anyone really know how to fandango?
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Why would dango need a fan?
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Is it hot in here?
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Cold beverage?
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Hot lips?
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Chapstick?
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