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Chaps in chaps and lips on lips?
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Is there going to be a rodeo?
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Is it buck the system day?
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Am I happy outside of the box?
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Is there life outside of the box?
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What about a lunchbox?
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Who's your favorite lunch box hero?
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Are there heroic lunchboxes?
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Wouldn't my hero have packed my lunch for me and included cake?
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Is that what they would do?
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Wouldn't that actually be sabotaging?
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You want a sabbatical? What?
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From thoughts of frosting?
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Why you runnin'? What?
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If you weren't chasing me with your chocolate meanness wouldn't I be stationary?
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Is it time to buy stationary?
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Will Hallmark be creative enough? |
Will there be boughs of holly in the halls?
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If not, what about Santas in the malls? |
Haven't one too many people sat on their laps?
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when do the lap dances start?
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Will too many lapdances raise or lower the lap???
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Did you just prevent me ever visiting Santa again?
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How big is Santa's grin when you visit?
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Does Santa raise his staff when you sit on his lap? |
Santa has staff other than elves?
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Are the elves big enough to go on Gulliver's travels? |
Traveling Elves? What?
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Sure! Where is the worm hole? |
Isn't my preference a Stargate? Doesn't it sound more civilized than a "worm hole"?
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You're trying to be civil now? What?
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Shouldn't you start working on the good now, to avoid the coal later?
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Are you finally admitting that you have to work at being good? What?
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Looking in the mirror again are you? Shouldn't you keep that to a minimum? Won't people start to talk?
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Are the people in the mirror talking to you? What?
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Did some certain Panthera tigri speak to himself again?
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Were you ease dropping again? What?
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DID YOU JUST CALL ME EASY?
Who told? |
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