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Oh. My. Gay. :blink: Too easy, Drill Sargeant! It's Grab a Condom and some Lube and go Solo on ye old Ferris Wheel (is THAT what the kids are calling it nowadays?) Day!!! |
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See? It is THIS kind of heinous fuckery which happens when NJ is not here with her crazy~assed twisted picture exhibitions......(Yes....she is an exhibitionist) Oh look! It's a chicken!!!!!!!:farmchicken: |
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I say we blame NJ. You don't think she and Mare are having sex right now, do You? :| Let's go watch....:hiding: |
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They better be doing well, or else I'll :badscore: them. I had better :perv: to make sure we get everything....for an accurate scoring, of course. :innocent: |
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And I shall take notes....You know.....for scientific purposes ONLY. :twitch: |
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Oh, but of COURSE! :admin: |
Holy Hell! I better start coming in here on weekends... it looks like I might need to defend myself around here. :pirate-steer:
http://www.everything-condoms.com/ma...icalchart2.gif ..... uh, :eek: ... oh, and you THRIVE on twisted fuckery. Who you kidding? ;) Carry on. |
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Quirky is relative.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/...5be5111f_o.gif ... and I have some quirky relatives. http://www.derp.co.uk/xkcd/comics/quirky_girls.png |
Quirky and condom... put them together and what do you get?
http://www.andrew-townsend.com/files...10_1condom.jpg Eek! ... a ticket straight to hell! http://www.vat19.com/blog/pope%20condom%202.JPG |
Dear Gay, NJ....how we've missed You!
(I DO feel sorry for anyone who needs the J33!!!) :pirate-steer: |
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Comparison chart quirks: "Hey baby ... wanna come to my place and play with my G22?" "He SAYS he's a G22, but I bet he's a J33." "I may be a S77, but my heart's in the right place!" oooh, I found another :sock: |
These are kinda boring compared to yesterday!
TODAY ~February 15th~ is National Gum Drop Day :rainbowAfro: & National Lupercalia Day :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat: & National Susan B. Anthony Day :2cents: [/SIZE][/SIZE] |
:twitch: Gumdrop Day? Susan B day? (you're killing me woman...)
http://shabbylisaw.files.wordpress.c...mdrop-tree.jpg Holiday topiary. Actually, this is kinda cute. That law breaking scoundrel! Who knew she was that HAWT!!?!? http://www.in.gov/judiciary/citc/les...a-arrested.jpg |
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Your GumDrop Tree.....gimme it. :D |
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I have no clue what this means......:flyaway: |
Today is .... history 101
http://gifts4valentineday.com/images/lupercalia.jpg
Lupercalia was an ancient Roman festival between February 13th and 15th in honor of Lupa, the mythical wolf that nurtured founders of Rome, Remus and Romulus into adulthood. The festival involved a three day feast, animal sacrifice and a series of cleansing rituals in order to improve fertility and was so popular that even when Roman Empire converted to Christianity, Lupercalia was still widely celebrated. In order to change the pagan rituals into a more Christian celebration, Roman emperors might have tried to combine two festivals in one and were quite successful at that. |
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Look! Your chicken got out! :cluck: |
It's hot when You Google......
You should Google me...... :| |
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Nope, I got dibs on it. I'll send you one of these instead http://cmsof.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/fruitcake2.jpg |
Oh good....I needed a doorstop..... :piratelaugh:
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It's never about me, it's about how I google. I see how it is. |
Bite sized for screen doors:
http://www.cakesite.net/wp-content/u...it-cake-05.jpg They look freakin' good though ... mmmm |
I'm crushed that You would say such a thing.....I said You were hot when You Googled..... wait.....isn't that what I said? :D
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My apologies... I didn't mean to crush your feelings.
Here, I googled this for you: http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg |
freedom!
Free at last free at last! Thank you for the pm's lovelies. Just got out of the hospital from Saturday. Glad I was missed:)
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I didn't know you were in the hospital. :( Hope you're feeling better... here, have one of these http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/no-bonsai-kitten.jpg |
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Hee hee.... Can I keep the quirky purse, too? I can put the kitteh in the purse!!! :pursebee: |
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Damn, I got nudged out by a pork roast and stinky's birthday ...I better work harder ;-) Give lil goat-butt a belated HB scratch for me and know La Famiglia misses you! |
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Keep the kitteh and the purse. And take these too. http://z.about.com/d/shoes/1/0/1/5/1...unky_shoes.jpg I think they COULD match the purse. |
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HOW did I miss THESE!?!?!?! I covet them! How FUN!!!!! |
TODAY ~February 16th~ is National Do-A-Grouch-A-Favor Day Oh Boooooooooooooo!:fallenangel: & International Pancake Day :girleating: & Mardi Gras :moonstars: & National Paczki Day :blink: |
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well It's about f'n time :cowboihorse: :dance2: still pissed I missed kazoo day my great gramma played the organ whiltz kazooing yes ,the talent oozes through my root tree how could it not? |
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Where'd You get that horse, Cowboy? Is that a new smilie?!?!?!?! I LURV it! :superfunny: Quote:
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Which grouch?!?
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