what amazed me was when u finally were able to come upstairs to bed u were laughing at the fact that u thouhgt u would scare the shadw away by dropping ur towel. Im not sure who in their right mind would run from such a beautiful,sexy hot body as urs

so can i be a shadow later today when we get home I promise I WILL b runing just not the other way >:)

Tonight on the phone my lovely dear friend, LeftWriteFemme, told me a hilarious story about her week ... and it just kept getting better and better ... I was laughing so hard!

Laughter is good for the soul. :)

Thank you, Sherrie! (f)

Holy flippin hilarious! Reminds me of my girls at that age. My older of the two would have done just that and ironically enough, the younger was also named Lauren!

4am laughter is great in a quiet apt building... :rofl:

It made me laugh in an ironic way....

A year ago, I would have pitched a fit at even the thought of this....

Instead, today, what do I do? I willingly picked up the phone and called 3 different ENTs. In 3 different states.

Didn't even bat an eye. If you know me, you know why this is huge.

Priceless :)
 

Having Chinese food and a table over...

Kid: What's that?
Mom: Duck sauce.
Kid: I'm not eating it. There's just no telling where they got that sauce.
Mom: It's just called that. It's not really from ducks.

LOL it was definitely laughable! :rofl:

I went to pick up Teddy and my meds at the pharmacy.I wasn't ENTIRELY sure what I was picking up,..and the pharmacist puts one modest little bag up on the counter.and I'm thinking, oh that's not so bad..then he swings up this massive plastic bag full of other bags....and in a flash I saw our future...meds meds and more meds :|
Fortunately, most of them are temporary...I have to take certain things before and after the surgery..and Teddy's were just on back order...

Ok I do subscribe to dark humor at times...but I found it amusing none the less...

Baby

I was suppose to get 2 bottles 1 vial and some needles to adminster the stuff in the vial

WTH did u get

OMG I showed this video to my daughter and explained what I wrote up there ^^^^... She laughed so damn hard it made me crack up all over again!! She said, "That would have been Helen and I for sure!"

She's super evil in a 5ft package of a woman :rofl:

I got what they gave me! And they had to put it all in a walmart bag cuz there was too much to carry! But I think most of it is my eye stuff....and I'm not sure but I think there's an oral antibiotic...I didnt actually look at anything to see just what it was.. :|

In Harbor Freight Tools, Sams Club, Lowes and Home Depot - at least one sales associate in each store asked me, "Sir, may I help you?" It was pretty funny. I did get my hair buzzed super short last week and was wearing a ball cap.

My client is a funny guy...we have this long running joke; no matter what care I'm giving, before I get started he yells "OWWWWW!" The huge irony of this is that he has NO sensation over most of his body...

SO...tonight, we were in the kitchen getting meds and I hear someone out in the hallway right outside his door...he had already pulled the OWWWW thing earlier...so I said.."Yeah why don't you do it NOW!? There's someone RIGHT out in the hall. Maybe they will hear you!"

Then.....he uses his controller to open his front door....I see the person in the hall kind of glancing up in surprise when the door opens...and he lets out a loud "OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" :| I bout hurt myself hiding behind the fridge while I died laughing...lol Good times... :)

A little boy in a lineup tonight at the coffee shop. He was "break dancing" to the radio until he got his chocolate milk. He must have only been 3! He took off his hat while his dad ordered, set it down and did a series of moves that is pretty much indescribable. It looked like a cartoon character on narcotics who decided to throw a temper tantrum on the floor. I busted out laughing and put a dollar in his hat before his father turned around to see what he was doing.

In the end the father just looked up and said "so that's how you've been buying chocolate milk ALL week! You can't take people's money" To which the little boy replied " YOP! I'm a rockstar! They WANT to give me money - they put it in my hat. I could stay here all day and be rich!"

I smiled at the boy and his father, still half laughing. His little face was so precious!

This little exchange between Col (my 14 year old and I)...

Col: "These are pretty awesome!"
Me: "I know and I found them at the Dollar Tree."
Col: "Cool! How much were they?"
Me: "Really?"

:sparklyheart:

LOL! I take it your dollar tree has things for only a dollar? Some of the "dollar" stores here have things from 50 cents up to 3.50 lol

I need to find one of these Dollar trees! Except money doesn't grow on them, they take your money to fill their branches. I will add it to the list of things to do in the US

Cracked me up
 

I was lets say asleep going to bathroom in the middle of the night and almost went to the bathroom in the trash can instead of toilet. Think I need to open my eyes when enterting bathroom.

This:

Reading the product reviews for the: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer


[ame="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK"]http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK[/ame]

The link isn't working...which is a bummer, because I was intrigued by who might write product reviews for a banana slicer, let alone buy one.

Darn it... I tried again and to no avail. It is listed on Amazon.com

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"]Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer[/ame]

Ha!

I couldn't pick a favorite.

I couldn't get the link from your posts only but I was able to through Semantics' quote of your post.

Weird.

Funny. Totally worth the extra effort.

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t/176-8543663-1432839"]Linky loo[/ame]

OMG! Now I know where comedy writers hang out when not at work. Check out the product images too.... the GI X-ray is weird and funny, but the wide-eyed and terrified-looking three year old in the Fancy House of Christmas? WTF!

Fantastic find, spritzerJ, thank you! :)

(Still laughing at "Mine didn't come with instructions, so I'm returning it.")

Michelle Obama's reaction at something (asinine?) Boehner was saying:
 

This did!! Omg


[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k"]richard simmons on whose line - YouTube[/nomedia]

still laughing
 

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/m...-politics.html (whole video)

My friend just posted this on facebook, and for some reason it did crack me up lol

"Insects have more sex than any other critters, and they're ugly. All I can figure is that insects must be funny, well mannered, adventurous in bed, and willing to spend a decent amount of money on dinner."

:clap:ROTFLMAO!!! The "one star" comments are brilliantly hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/bbo3sjr . Thanks for making my day!

grumpy old mechanics (who I deliver parts to ) saying fuck in front of me <3
we are bonding and I love it

So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...