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I am attracted to femmes with brown or dirty blonde hair with green or blue eyes.
I have never smoked anything I shower twice daily It embarasses me to buy tampons, bra's and boxer briefs LOL Im very affectionate.. I love holding and touching my partner alot. |
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So I am guessing yes, there must be some truth to it. |
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Some Dr will believe you and adjust accourdingly, others call it a myth and start cutting before you are out... not a happpy memory... |
* I LURVE watching old "Soul Train" reruns.
* I love ice cream but for some reason Klondike bars gross me out. * I will watch "Pretty Woman" every time its on cable even though I've seen it hundreds of times. * I love "old book" smell. * The idea of chewing a rolled-up newspaper can make me gag. |
I havent been on vacation anywhere since I was little. Even though I love to travel.
I have one butch friend in real time. Its my ex's fiancee LOL how funny is that. I watch How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days everytime its on t.v. cause I crush on Kate Hudson I love doing "little things" for a partner. I also love paying to have her nails done and feet done. Or send her to a spa for the day. I have a dirty mind and its a terrible thing to waste lol :) |
* I have a green thumb * This June I will celebrate 25 years in EMS/Fire/Law Enforcement * I love classic movies * I can watch Steel Magnolias over and over, I adore Ouiser Boudreaux * I am German & Scandinavian :spruceup: |
~ I cry at sappy romantic movies ~ I love no bake cookies but not with coconut... ughh hate coconut.. ~ I drunk plow on farmville... ugh... ~ I own a cat (have had upto 6) but am highly allergic to them... ~ I have a love hate relationship with my job... I love it.. I hate it... I am a workaholic yet get wore out from overworking... |
:heavyweight: I love watching Law and Order (and all variations of it). :police: :heavyweight: Soft Crabs! I can hardly wait until the whales arrive! I also love soft shell clams! I could eat soft crabs & soft shell clams 3 or 4 times for dinner or lunch each week all summer long. I just love seafood. The BP spill in the Gulf makes me sick. Just sick. :jollyroger: :heavyweight: My lawn, patio, and garden is my obsession. I never had a green thumb until I moved here 12 years ago. :smelling-flower: :heavyweight: John Deere push mower - I loved it while it ran! Then when the engine died, and everything else rusted thru, the cost of upkeep was more than I could ever afford. :lawnmower: :heavyweight: Dino's tropical dog collar is one of my favorites. :doghead: |
Im scared of the dark lol
I dont need an alarm clock. I can think in my mind the exact time I need to wake up and I wake up 15 min before. Ive done that my whole life. I detest being late to anything. I cant stand for someone to be late I have to have it really cold in the summer in my apt. |
i build virtual furniture.
i can twirl a baton. i am very shy. i am addicted to Glaceau VitaminWater. it's easier for me to fall asleep with the sound of a fan. |
1. I don't wear ball caps as much as I used to.
2. I love private eye mysteries with female leads. 3. I am not a good singer nor a good dancer, but I do each with lots of enthusiasm. 4. I love Spongebob. 5. I love the mountains. They soothe me. |
~ When I'm stressed there is no sleeping
~ I love to play in the rain ~ Love the Blues especially on rainy days ~ When I'm sad my comfort food is crunch berries cereal ~ I still consider my grown children my babies |
I am very, very self-conscious about pretty much everything.
I am not particularly observant or considerate, but I do try. Some days, I'm more successful than others. I keep waiting for my ship to come in, but with another birthday approaching, I'm starting to think that maybe I missed it. :blink: I love to ride b*tch and miss having someone around who would let me ride with them. I watched Uptown Girls with Brittany Murphy yesterday and was thinking how sad it was that she passed from such a preventable illness and wondered how her family was doing and this morning learned that her husband died. Weird. |
5 more about me....
1. My favorite comfort foods are tomato soup & a grilled cheese sandwich, or macaroni & diced tomatos. Both are things my mom used to make for me as a kid ~ and it instantly makes me feel better.
2. I can watch old John Hughes movies over & over (Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful). The soundtracks are some of my favorite music. 3. I love coffee, but can only drink it if it's cold outside. Now that spring/summer is here, I've switched to drinking frappuccinos or iced coffee. 4. I can't use any soap or bodywash that is green, like Irish Spring. It's a wierd quirk, that I have no idea where it came from, of thinking I'll smell like a tree. 5. I overanalyze things to an extent that I sometimes have to put myself or have someone close to me, put me in check. I've even had hypothetical arguements with people IN MY MIND, and actually gotten myself worked up over something that has never happened. |
I chew alot of gum
I love jello I have my tonsils I get cravings for cough drops at night water gives me indigestion |
I used to fence in college :fencing: ...seriously.
I have delivered one foal and more calves than I can recall. It helps to have small hands. :farmcow: I embrace the fact that I am a pushy broad. It's been the source of some of the best things in my life. I have absolutely no sense of direction. I get lost in elevators, make a lot of U-turns...and please do not give me directions that say "go 1.2 miles north." I will never get there. I am a statistical anomaly...I have two masters degrees, been married three times...and others (both good and bad) that I do not care to share. The only truly average thing about me is my height. |
My colloquial-isms
Alright, here's the deal.... Let me tell ya how this works.... Yeah? Cry me a river.... Who the hell set fire to your wagon train today? yippi ki yay |
I over analyze things. Including when I meet someone I analyze their actions. And listen to their words. If they dont match up I cut my ties with them.
Im very sensitive. Even though Im shy when you first meet me once I warm up to you Im very loud and opiniated. Whats on my mind comes out. I have no "edit button" Im a very giving person. I dont like to see people go without. My friends get on to me about it all the time lol. Cause if its my last 5 dollars and someone asks me for it I give it to them. |
I am very respectful and considerate of others
2. I can admit my mistakes 3. I love cheese 4. I put hot sauce on most stuff I eat 5. I am bad about putting my cell phone, blue tooth, or mp3 on the charger. |
I absolutely hate going to the dentist and gyno
I have a huge crush on my apt manager shes sexy and sweet... And that's great combination if I was a bio male but Im not lol I actually go down to the office and talk to her on occasion just to hear her giggle I love taking naps I love Chicken Nuggets |
My sweetie and I joined Weight Watchers together last week. I'm VERY excited!
I have been on some kind of "diet" for most of the past thirty eight-years, even when I wasn't really overweight. I love listening to the sounds of nature in my own neighborhood. I prefer silence to the sound of music or the television. I love spending a weekend day driving to a nearby destination. It's like a mini-vacation. Up next: a butterfly sanctuary and the Adirondack Wild Center. |
When I lived in London and was homesick, I'd watch The Big Chill. "Where's Kim???" "Oh, watching The Big Chill." "Bloody h**. Okay, carry on."
My peonies, roses, and clematises are blooming and it makes me deliriously happy. I just wish the old man was here to see it. I can't wait to golf again, it's worth it for the lessons alone. Okay, it's hot watching him golf, too. Four is my limit today, I'm shy. Oh wait, that's five - nevermind. |
I'm well known for all my laughs (from the little evil one to the big funny one).
I'm quite shy by nature. I played trombone in school. If something breaks, it's prolly cos I'm in the same room. I listen more than I talk, but ask tons of questions. |
I've got the Laura Ingalls twin braids going on right now. They are tre cute, if I may say so myself.
I'm growing my bangs out. Progress is slow, unfortunately. I'm already in my pajamas because I have to go to bed early tonight. The dryer just dinged. My clothes are dry! The past couple of days have been peaceful and full of laughter and joy. I like it. |
Fluff 'n' Stuff
I sometimes talk (or sleep walk) in my sleep. Usually during times of high stress. Once when I was eight, my parents found me in the closet reciting my Times Tables (i.e. 3x3 is 9 etc..)
When I am upset I become ridiculously cold. I am currently studying to take my California Real Estate License exam I love to tell jokes but I can never really *tell* them. The end result is someone (or a group of someones) staring at me as if I have three heads If given the choice between having chocolate to eat for the rest of my life or lemon desserts, I would choose lemon. |
:poker: I have restrictions on my driver's license :poker: I would rather live close to Rehoboth Beach, DE :poker: I shower twice a day, and brush my teeth twice a day :poker: Everyone tells me I am fat - like I don't know it lol :poker: I enjoy hot stone massages |
Only 5?
There are simply millions of things, thoughts, ideas, feelings, expressions, movement, voice, physicality, idiosyncrasies... As I am so much more than words and pixels on a screen. |
1. i can't think of anything to write that might not make me sound like a crazy wierdo 2. I read 376 books last year. I don't usually read that many but i was trying to see if i could read one book each day 3. i became an aunt for the first time on Christmas- i am so in love with that! 4. the clock in my car is off by an hour for six months each year 5. i hate calling people on the phone but i'll talk if you call me |
I have a weird little collection of candles. Maybe I should send some to June. :blink:
I took a nap today for the first time in months. I liked it but am groggy as Hell. :seeingstars: I'm hungry. I thought someone mentioned pizza. Maybe I should traipse downstairs to find out if I was only dreaming/wishing it so. I'm off tomorrow and get to see a buddy I haven't seen in a while! Woot! I think that my future has shifted in the past few days and it's so noticeable that I can almost imagine the click as it switched gears. |
My friends tell me I should write a book on the things that has happened to me in my life. They sa y it would be a best seller.
I absolutely love music. I love playing and listening to it as Im on the computer. It soothes me. I love to get up on Sunday's mornings Im not going to church and go get breakfast at Waffle House. Its gotta be the All Star with eggs over medium. And I drink coke. Then I go back to bed and sleep all day. LOL People tell me Im very comfortable to be around. I refuse to swim IF I do in a lake, a pond or a public swimming pool. Its nasty to me and Im a big fat sissy who is scared of snakes |
5 More...
:carride: I was always teased and ridiculed growing up, and still am to this very day :carride: I have a deep need for a sense of belonging, but still don't have it :carride: I am a news hound :readfineprint: :carride: I only wear silk ties with a tie bar that is a gold golf club :carride: I want to go to Calif and travel up the coast to all the diff. wineries :wine: |
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* I LOVE old 'B' movies like "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" and "Mommie Dearest" and am exceptionally ecstatic when I can watch them on a live stream on Netflix!
* My Pappy and I are going to the casino tomorrow to play cards together. Because he is blind, I have to sit beside him and read his cards for him and tell him what the dealer drew. I wouldnt trade it for anything. * Im not afraid of dying, Im just having such a good time that I hope I live to be 100. * I recently discovered the wonders of Glucosamine Chondrointin and it has changed my life. My knees thank me. :) * I cried this morning when I saw a photo of a dead dolphin on the internet from the BP spill in the gulf. I cried again when I passed a cow truck going to work and saw the faces of a bunch of little scared calfs. I am dangerously close to becoming a vegetarian. |
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I'd love to join ya bro if you ever did this :thumbsup: 1) I absolutely love The First 48 2) I finally got the staples out yesterday, yay 3) I can finally eat whatever I want and not be in constant pain 4) I love those new Walmart commercials with that rollback guy, Darrell 5) I hate being stuck inside the house for the next few weeks to heal, but I know that once I am back to normal nothing will hold Me down or back |
♦•♦ I have a serious pet peeve about my given names...If the person is dyslexic, or has shitty speech/reading skills, ask me my nickname....don't botch a beautiful name, and please...kindly respect my surname while i have it, it's not a fucking body part, there's history in it.
♦•♦ I'll stare at you like you're from the Planet WhuddaPhuk in the Andromeda galaxy, if you dare wistfully sigh at a 500 $ Grill and say "i'll never have a grill at this price"..I'm capable of getting a few concrete bricks, grab an oven rack, clear some ground and proudly announce a grill just as good....and cheaper.. ♦•♦ I'm not fond of wearing 'Pride' paraphernalia, a} I'm already proud of who and what I am, I don't really need a flag to tell everyone my tastes b}When heterosexuals stop assuming I'm straight, I'll stop assuming they're Queer. ♦•♦ I'm researching Ferret + Cat rescue, in hopes I can provide a suitable no-kill Shelter at some point. ♦•♦ I've only ever been in the drivers seat of a Car ..3 times..in My life... :candle::mohawk::candle: |
1. I am seriously way bad about hanging on to people/things/etc. in my life.
2. It's raining again (shocker) but I really don't mind. Makes me think. Lots of good thoughts. 3. I want a new phone, but can't decide which kind (Droid, Storm, that sort) that I like best. 4. My former colleagues voted me most likely to get brain cancer if cell phones do indeed give it to you as I always had my phone glued to my ear back in the day. Not so crazy busy with it these days, but I still do a freak out if I'm away from it from any extended time. I love my cell phone, love texting, love surfing on it, love being connected 24/7. 5. I'm a hard-headed SOB, always gotta do things the hard way, it seems, and it doesn't matter what good advice my friends give me. I take it into account, but will pretty much do my thing regardless. |
I like stories by
Alexander Dumas Victor Hugo Dickens Stephen King John Grisham |
That i hate flying
That i live on a farm That i am the happiest, right now 2010 That i'm enjoying the single life That i have a fracture |
I won my first talent show in the 8th grade
I only use certain kinds of pens I'm a self taught designer I hate packing There's something, specifically, I would like to design |
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