Since you're off topic again, and since I feel a desire to wave Mahhh Texas Flag nice and high

You oughtta come to Texas. We're still givin' out paps and mammos for free

Just had one about two weeks ago as a matter o' fact (p.s. the tranny T ensures I won't be havin' no babies no time soon...thank god)

Haven't had the mammo, and I'm not really in the mood. They've been bugging me for a month to go get it...even offered to pay for a cab to come and get me, take me there, and bring me home afterwards. Yep, been calling me at least twice a week for a month to come and have this mammo. I've had to come up with new excuses as to why I'm not going.

So, I don't know what y'all are doin' up there in OR, but feel free to stop by Texas and get all your lady flowers checked out...for free. We're still givin' it away here.


Dylan

[channeling=Glen Beck]
Free?! Why, that's, that's SOCIALISM! And Texas is a RED state! And who else was associated with the color red? That's right, Communists! So let's see what we have here:

Gives necessary medical care for free? Check.
Is a 'Red' state? Check
Has red in its flag? Check
Has oil? Check

I KNEW it! The Soviet Union didn't just dry up and blow away, the USSR became TEXAS! It all fits! They're 'Red', they have socialism and their own (secret) police the Texas Rangers!

So Comrade Dylan...free mammograms, eh? Giving needed medical care free makes the Magic Baby Buddy Christ with the Kung Fu Grip (TM)* cry.

Cheers
Aj

*(Magic Baby Buddy Christ with the Kung-Fu Grip does not come with the Buddy Christ Church which is sold separately)

:| .. that was just skeery. :|

The scary thing is that I've never seen a full Glen Beck show. I tried, the FSM *knows* I tried to get through a whole show last week when he had Eric "Massage Therapy" Massa on. I think I made it to the first commercial break before I was lying on the floor, whimpering "the dumb! It burns!"

Cheers
Aj

http://ghosthauntings.org/The_Texas_Demon.aspx
http://ghosthauntings.org/images/texas%20demon.jpg

Maybe it's just Texas... ( just kidding, idiots are everywhere)..

Other messed up news out of TX

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_497440.html

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=124515520

Here's how Texas works, Juney

We have lots o' commie stuff and programs

We don't want the whole damned country movin' to Texas, so we don't tell anyone about our commie programs (not to be confused with pogroms) (that oil pays for, including education)

In order to keep out all the folks we don't want, we send morons to the white house to say really stupid things, so the rest of y'all will think we're complete hicks

'Cuz if the rest of y'all think we're all a bunch of dumb hillbilly rednecks, y'all will stay where ya' are

That way, we have more money for our commie programs, and we can make sure Texans are taken care of first...it keeps all of those coastal liberals away...while y'all feel sorry for us <snifflezzz>

We also make sure that we really media-blitz all of our really inane news stories (it adds to our image as dumb hillbilly rednecks)


This Is Our Way Of Makin' Sure We Don't End Up Bankrupt Like California,
Dylan

AJ...Satan is also associated with the color red...hence the 'demons'

EEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz there, Tiger


Dylan

Some idiot member of the House (I think it's the same guy in Aj's OP) said the MA Supreme Court decided that the only requirement for marriage is the establishment of intimacy......(a lie)

and he followed with this line of reasoning: some good ole boy could marry his horse because he had intimacy with his horse.....

why are they so focused on bestiality??????


thank the goddess textbooks are going digital so TX will not have the HUGE ASS influence on what is in American History textbooks.....

You may want to check out the links I added earlier. TX IS creating a huge influence on texts there. Unfortunately, that story may get buried under the "demon" junk.

Close but not quite: http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/...horse-marriage

Now that you mention it. Satan has a beard. Lenin had a beard. They even have similar beards!

http://images6.cafepress.com/product...x480_Front.jpg

http://thewiredworldofjd.files.wordp..._ve_bayrak.jpg


That just *can't* be coincidental!

Cheers
Aj

You forgot Fascist. They're all socialist fascists.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...42.html#s74266
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...42.html#s74266http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0...42.html#s74266

Another touch of the disgusting. Go to the 50 second mark in this video and see what the anti-healthcare folks do to a man with Parkinsons.

http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...l?video=949486

If I believed in hell, I would surely believe that these folks would burn there.

Thanks for posting! I had not seen this one.

The guy who said "I decide" and threw money at the man with Parkinson's. Wow!

I just do not get how, if one believes in the Bible, this absolute lack of empathy, sympathy or any other positive feeling for one's fellow human, makes any sense. Maybe when one is illogical in the first place and believes in the Celestial Dictaphone version of the Bible, misinterpreting it to one's own gain is pretty easy?

Demons? Really? I bet dude is a deacon at his church. Who is the deamon really?

UGH.